Duncan
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Tony and the geek. The people who owns X-men evolution does. I don't own Gaston the song from Beauty and the Beast. Disney does.
Summary: Wondered what Duncan did after Jean brushes him off in Mainstream? Read and find out.
Author Notes: This is set during Mainstream . This after Jean brushes off Duncan. I wondered what he did after that so this fic came to my head. This is the song "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast. I felt the song and Duncan were similar so I plug few words here and there.
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Duncan
Duncan walks over to his table and sits down. He turns to his friends and say …..
Duncan:
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong jock! No one says "no" to Duncan!
Tony:
Heh heh. Darn right.
Duncan:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Tony: (indicating the soda can)
More soda?
Duncan:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Tony:
Who, you? Never! Duncan, you've got to pull yourself together.
Tony: (shaking his finger at Duncan)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Duncan
Looking so down in the dumps
Tony: (spread his arms wide open)
Every guy here'd love to be you, Duncan
Even when you takes their lunch
Toni : (showing Duncan the cheerleaders near by)
There's no man in high school as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see w-w-h-h-y-yyyyyy!
No one's slick as Duncan
No one's quick as Duncan
Geek: (coming up to Duncan)
No one's head's as incredibly thick as Duncan's.
Duncan: (shaking his fist at the geek)
Huh?
Toni:
For there's no man in town half as manly
Geek: (scoffed)
Yeah right! (runs away)
Tony:
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer you to be on
Tony and all:
No one's been like Duncan
A king pin like Duncan
Geek: (pops up )
No one's head is so empty like Duncan (runs away)
Duncan:
As a jock, yes, I'm intimidating!
Tony and all:
My what a guy, that Duncan!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Duncan is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Duncan
Douses lights like Duncan
In a football nobody scores like Duncan!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Geek: (pops up and scoffed)
Yeah right!
Duncan: (indicating his muscles)
As you can see I've got biceps to spare
Tony: (glares at the geek)
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny like some others
Duncan:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with a tan
Tony and all:
No one hits like Duncan
Matches wits like Duncan
In a spitting match nobody spits like
Duncan: (winks)
I'm especially good with the girls!
Tony and all:
Ten points for Duncan!
Duncan:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the smaller size of Fred!
Tony and all:
No one shoots like Duncan
Makes those beauts like Duncan
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Duncan
I use my trophies in all of my decorating!
Tony and all:
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his cronies and his cheerleaders
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
D-u-n
D-u-n-c
D-u-n-c-a
D-u-n-c-a-n ……Oh forget!
Duncan!
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