LET THE CUNFUSION BEGIN

Zim woke up and stretched. He yelped when he realized where he was. The alien was in a giant room. He had been sat in the middle of the room. A voice made him jump to his feet. "Welcome, Zim. I promised you the fun would begin today. But you probably didn't take my threat seriously." Zim turned around, searching for the source of Dib's voice. "You're not going to find me, Zim."

The Irken growled and jumped again as several tubes rose up around him. He blinked, wondering what the Dib-human had in mind. "Run, Zim. I'll be watching your every move. If you don't, there'll be something waiting for you." Quietly he added," At every turn." Zim darted into the first tunnel and burst out into a lush, tropical valley. "What on Irk?" He trotted onto a thick log and sat down. A wind suddenly came up from under him and the log moved. Zim looked down and screamed.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex stood up, bellowing. It glared at him with steely eyes and stomped towards him. Zim took off, T-rex at his heels. (And if anyone's seen Jurassic Park, you'll know Tyrannosaurs hunt by motion.) Zim fled through a herd on Gallimimus and glanced back. The brown dinosaurs ran to the sides as the rex raced towards him. He screamed and dove to the side as the clawed foot smashed down where he had been a second ago. Zim looked to his left and grinned. He dove under the root of a large tree and watched in anticipation as the T-rex's foot smashed down and growled.

The dinosaur growled again and walked off. Zim sighed and crawled out. HRRRR. Zim looked up. A Velociraptor stared down at him murderously. He stepped back and tripped over something. He turned around and gulped. A dozen eggs, smashed. He turned back to the raptor and grinned weakly. He backed up and jumped as another raptor leapt out behind him. Soon enough, two dozen Velociraptors had surrounded him. Dib's voice washed over him. "I'll give you a hint, Zim. The next portal is behind the Pteranodon's back." Zim looked up as a shadow glided over him. The raptors suddenly leapt back. The Irken soon found out why.

Talons closed around him and carried him into the air. The Pteranodon screeched and carried him up to its nest. Zim glanced up and noticed something glimmering above the flying reptile's back. He reached out, pulled the foot up and sank his teeth into it. The dinosaur screeched and beat its wings wildly. Zim was thrown into the air. He glanced down and noticed the raptors below him. He reached for the portal and found himself in a white room. "Careful which tube you pick, Zim. Two out of twenty have one way in, no way out." Zim gulped and looked around. He chose a tube with blue eagles on it and darted inside. He heard Dib laughing. And he knew he had run into the wrong tunnel.