Ralph: duh? What the heck kind of name is that?

James: a stupid kind of name.

Ralph: but really what were you thinking?

James: Deodorant.

All: -_-'

CJ: Tristan can I sniff your Deodorant Please!!!!

Tristan: NO and why would you want to???

CJ: because Joey did it!

All: 0-o

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Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except Ralph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter two: it's called a hamster.

The gang is at a mall.

CJ: Lets go to K-mart now.

All: k

CJ: look it's a shirt just like Joey's * puts in a cart *

Joey: I love sniffing soap and Deodorant! Lets see if I can find any. Shampoo, ointment, lotion, and. 0_0 DEODORANT SOAP!!!!! * Pulls out $20 at cash register* Keep all of it. You guys are my Heroes!!!

CJ: And pants like Joey's, and a watch like Joey's, and. 0_0 Underwear like Joey's!!!

Yugi: how would you know?

CJ: I collect his underwear.

All:0-o

CJ: What?

Christina: Lets go to the pet store. I want to see if there are any monkeys in stock.

Ralph: * at pet store * no monkeys, lets go and see the hamsters.

Christina: * at cash register * WHAT KIND OF PET SHOP DO YOU OWN??? NO MONKEYS!!!

Owner: just ran out, I am so ashamed.

Joey: Hamsters!!!!!

CJ: hey they look like the ham-hams!!!

James: What?

CJ: you know the guys from Hamtaro, I love those guys!!!

All: 0-o and o-0

James: rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Joey: I love sniffing hamsters. * Picks up a hamster and sniffs it *

Hamster: F*** you, F*** you

Joey: * giggles delightfully *

Tristan: why does Joey try to get high off of everything?

Yugi: the real question is why does he succeed?

All:0-o

James: Yami, I found one that looks just like you! It even has the hairdo down packed!

Yami: 0_0 whoa

Joey: * takes Yami hamster and sniffs it * OWWW!!!!! It pricked me.

Yami hamster: * dangling from Joey's nose* Squeak (

Joey: * twitch * It's poking my brain!!!!! * twitch, twitch *

Yugi: With what?

Joey: *twitch* It's hair!! *Twitch*

Yami is seen sharpening his hair.

All (except Joey): -_-'

Yami: What? *applies loads of hair gel*

Joey: *twitch, twitch*

Yugi: Do you think Joey will be all right?

James: *looks at Joey* What's wrong with him? He always twitches. doesn't he?

All: -_-'

Yami: I guess we'll have to buy the hamster now that it's stuck up Joey's nose.

They buy the hamster and go home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ James: and that's how Joey got his Yami look alike hamster.

Ralph: 0_0 Wow! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Look for the next chapter called: My monkey took a pee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Look up my sister, The Fellowship Will Succeed.