"We can't let this happen! If Rex gets his way, we're all screwed!"
Rosalita said, growing worried and angered.
"I know, I know. What do you think we should do, Tyler?" Burt asked, looking in Tyler's direction.
"Got me. All I can say is to stop Rex from getting ElBlanco. That's the only way." Tyler said, shrugging.
Courage pondered over this. How would Rex go about getting a giant worm?
"Give me 500 jumbo burritos!" Rex said to Dark Sonic, who was behind the counter.
"You aren't going to get ElBlanco that way. Just give him a bad case of the 'ass burn runs'." Dark Sonic said, digging behind the counter in Jodi's store.
"They're not for him jackass. They're for us!" Rex said, tossing one in the microwave.
"Exactly how are going to get the worm now?" Dark sonic asked, heating his burrito up with his demonic heat.
"There's more than one way to catch a worm. We just need the proper bait. Courage cannot be duped twice. BUT, he can inadvertently stumble right into ElBlanco's jaws!" Rex said, thrusting his finger in the air at but.
"And how are we going to get that smart-ass dog to walk onto ElBLanco's tongue? It ain't exactly a red carpet." Dark Sonic said, melting the burrito rapper in his hand.
"Hey look, they got a Shrieker action figure!" Rex said, popping up from a shelf. "Made by Nancy." Rex said, reading the lettering on the bottom of the foot.
"What about Mixmaster?" Dark Sonic asked, snapping his fingers.
"You mean the DJ from the club we got tossed out of back in Vegas?" Rex asked, snapping his look to Dark sonic.
"No, the chemical we found in the underground lab. I heard this place is crawling with the shit. There was a green gas that dehydrated people made from a gas/silicon hybrid, and a bunch of reptilian/plant/flytrap tribrids, like the one you beat the shit out of back in the woods. All products of that chemical." Dark Sonic said, resting his head on his hands.
"Oh, that DNA twisting stuff in the canisters we found!" Rex said, slapping his forehead. "I got a good idea for that shit. If we can use it on our Super Shriekers, we can give them sight AND great leaping ability!" Rex said, laughing.
"Why don't you just bring them here, instead of having to come back?" Dark Sonic asked, glancing over at Rex. He noticed Rex had an evil grin again.
"I already have! They're waiting in a trailer that I stashed away before you appeared here. When we arrived in town, I already hid the thing and it's contents!" Rex said, growing more wicked in his grin.
"You didn't?" Dark Sonic asked, on the verge of laughing.
"Oh I did. The easiest way to get someone to go where you want them to, is to chase them there. And I haven't fed them for, oh say, six days now." Rex said, wringing his hands.
Back at the trailer, Rex and Dark Sonic started prying the door off the sealed trailer. The fierce "shrieking" inside of their heat vision echoed with growls.
"If this doesn't get what we want, I'm out of ideas!" Rex said, yanking on the door with his robotic arm.
The door came off with a sickening rip of metal, and a figure stepped out. Hissing with it's heat visor.
"I know, I know. What do you think we should do, Tyler?" Burt asked, looking in Tyler's direction.
"Got me. All I can say is to stop Rex from getting ElBlanco. That's the only way." Tyler said, shrugging.
Courage pondered over this. How would Rex go about getting a giant worm?
"Give me 500 jumbo burritos!" Rex said to Dark Sonic, who was behind the counter.
"You aren't going to get ElBlanco that way. Just give him a bad case of the 'ass burn runs'." Dark Sonic said, digging behind the counter in Jodi's store.
"They're not for him jackass. They're for us!" Rex said, tossing one in the microwave.
"Exactly how are going to get the worm now?" Dark sonic asked, heating his burrito up with his demonic heat.
"There's more than one way to catch a worm. We just need the proper bait. Courage cannot be duped twice. BUT, he can inadvertently stumble right into ElBlanco's jaws!" Rex said, thrusting his finger in the air at but.
"And how are we going to get that smart-ass dog to walk onto ElBLanco's tongue? It ain't exactly a red carpet." Dark Sonic said, melting the burrito rapper in his hand.
"Hey look, they got a Shrieker action figure!" Rex said, popping up from a shelf. "Made by Nancy." Rex said, reading the lettering on the bottom of the foot.
"What about Mixmaster?" Dark Sonic asked, snapping his fingers.
"You mean the DJ from the club we got tossed out of back in Vegas?" Rex asked, snapping his look to Dark sonic.
"No, the chemical we found in the underground lab. I heard this place is crawling with the shit. There was a green gas that dehydrated people made from a gas/silicon hybrid, and a bunch of reptilian/plant/flytrap tribrids, like the one you beat the shit out of back in the woods. All products of that chemical." Dark Sonic said, resting his head on his hands.
"Oh, that DNA twisting stuff in the canisters we found!" Rex said, slapping his forehead. "I got a good idea for that shit. If we can use it on our Super Shriekers, we can give them sight AND great leaping ability!" Rex said, laughing.
"Why don't you just bring them here, instead of having to come back?" Dark Sonic asked, glancing over at Rex. He noticed Rex had an evil grin again.
"I already have! They're waiting in a trailer that I stashed away before you appeared here. When we arrived in town, I already hid the thing and it's contents!" Rex said, growing more wicked in his grin.
"You didn't?" Dark Sonic asked, on the verge of laughing.
"Oh I did. The easiest way to get someone to go where you want them to, is to chase them there. And I haven't fed them for, oh say, six days now." Rex said, wringing his hands.
Back at the trailer, Rex and Dark Sonic started prying the door off the sealed trailer. The fierce "shrieking" inside of their heat vision echoed with growls.
"If this doesn't get what we want, I'm out of ideas!" Rex said, yanking on the door with his robotic arm.
The door came off with a sickening rip of metal, and a figure stepped out. Hissing with it's heat visor.