"Should we get them to help?" Jodi asked Burt, looking at the two
villains talking.
"They done enough already, let them 'play', keeps them out of our way." Burt said, walking off.
Dark looked out the window of the now closed door, and down at the slashed tires.
"Don't look we'd be going anywheres for a while." DS remarked. Rex was still tinkering.
"When I get this car fixed up, I will finally get my revenge on Courage!" Rex said, growing eccentric.
DS only rolled his eyes. Rex was taking this a bit too far, even by his standards.
"HEY! You two stay here and shut up! Fix your toy and stay out of our way, you've done enough!" Burt snapped.
Rex only glared at Burt and growled. He laughed it off and went back to work.
Burt shook his head and walked off back to the approaching law enforcement. He waved them to a stop and the cops came out and approached Burt.
"So we have an AssBlaster problem?" the cop asked.
"Yep." Burt said.
"And you need Shriekers to get AssBlasters?" the cop asked, trying to get the facts straight.
"Yep." Burt sighed, rolling his eyes behind his shades.
"And you need....."
"Graboids to get Shriekers! I know!" Burt snapped, cutting the cop off. "Are you going to help us or not?"
The cop only nodded slowly.
Later the cops, along with Burt and Tyler, were walking through the grassy area on the outskirts of town, well past the sign that trapped Kevin and Courage there.
"Why do they call them AssBlasters anyways?" the cop asked, seeming confused.
Burt stopped and turned around. He began to explain the creature.
"AssBlasters were discovered in Mexico a few years back (see Tremors 3) and got the scientific name of "C. mexicana combustus". Jodi named them AssBlasters, as this off-color name is also highly descriptive of what it does.
"A Graboid evolves into a Shrieker, then into an AssBlaster. AssBlasters have the spines that Graboids use for burrowing underground, yet they evolved into wing like structures with a membrane of skin forming two wings and a tail fin.
"These muscles are too weak for flight, and are only used for gliding. How they glide is they have an internal buildup of a naturally flammable gas. When they discharge this gas from their ass, they take off as high as 50 feet and glide until they loose altitude and return to terra firma." Burt explained, all with a straight face.
The cop only nodded slowly, acting like he understood.
"Kind of like lighting a fart." Tyler said with a smile.
Burt only looked at Tyler and shook his head.
"They done enough already, let them 'play', keeps them out of our way." Burt said, walking off.
Dark looked out the window of the now closed door, and down at the slashed tires.
"Don't look we'd be going anywheres for a while." DS remarked. Rex was still tinkering.
"When I get this car fixed up, I will finally get my revenge on Courage!" Rex said, growing eccentric.
DS only rolled his eyes. Rex was taking this a bit too far, even by his standards.
"HEY! You two stay here and shut up! Fix your toy and stay out of our way, you've done enough!" Burt snapped.
Rex only glared at Burt and growled. He laughed it off and went back to work.
Burt shook his head and walked off back to the approaching law enforcement. He waved them to a stop and the cops came out and approached Burt.
"So we have an AssBlaster problem?" the cop asked.
"Yep." Burt said.
"And you need Shriekers to get AssBlasters?" the cop asked, trying to get the facts straight.
"Yep." Burt sighed, rolling his eyes behind his shades.
"And you need....."
"Graboids to get Shriekers! I know!" Burt snapped, cutting the cop off. "Are you going to help us or not?"
The cop only nodded slowly.
Later the cops, along with Burt and Tyler, were walking through the grassy area on the outskirts of town, well past the sign that trapped Kevin and Courage there.
"Why do they call them AssBlasters anyways?" the cop asked, seeming confused.
Burt stopped and turned around. He began to explain the creature.
"AssBlasters were discovered in Mexico a few years back (see Tremors 3) and got the scientific name of "C. mexicana combustus". Jodi named them AssBlasters, as this off-color name is also highly descriptive of what it does.
"A Graboid evolves into a Shrieker, then into an AssBlaster. AssBlasters have the spines that Graboids use for burrowing underground, yet they evolved into wing like structures with a membrane of skin forming two wings and a tail fin.
"These muscles are too weak for flight, and are only used for gliding. How they glide is they have an internal buildup of a naturally flammable gas. When they discharge this gas from their ass, they take off as high as 50 feet and glide until they loose altitude and return to terra firma." Burt explained, all with a straight face.
The cop only nodded slowly, acting like he understood.
"Kind of like lighting a fart." Tyler said with a smile.
Burt only looked at Tyler and shook his head.