TET: My sister (the HP-obsessed person) is telling me a summary. Apparently, after Percy shows them to the common room and there's that scene with Hedwig and Harry (in the movie), they get lost on the way to Transfiguration.
This one is co-authored by my sister, Cindydoll. Everyone say "Thank you Cindydoll!"
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Transfiguration
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Harry: Wow, we made it to the classroom, and we're only five minutes late?
Ron: And there's no teacher here, just an abnonormally large walrus sitting on the desk.
Walrus: Glorp, glorp, you failed all your tests, glorp, glorp.
Harry: Hurry and let's find our seats!
Walrus: *waddles to edge of desk and falls headfirst off, transforming into McGonagall as it goes*
McGonagall: Owww... Anyway, you two are late, so I need to think of a proper punishment...
Harry and Ron: ^___^;;
McGonagall: I can take house points away, but that would be kinda bad 'cause it's my house...
Harry and Ron: o___o
McGonagall: And I could give you detention, except then I'd be stuck with you. So... I'll give you detention with Professor Snape! ^___^
Harry and Ron: ()_____()
Hermione: ^__^ Oh, you're soooo lucky! ^__^
McGonagall: Okay, today you'll be turning figs into ferrets. Say figgius transformus and tap your fig once.
First Years: o.O
Ron: *starts tapping fig with wand* Figgius transformus! Figgius transformus! *fig transforms into edible ferret*
Hermione: *who has done the charm perfectly* Ooh, an edible ferret! *takes ferret and starts eating it*
Ron: Don't eat my ferret!
Harry: When will this class be over? -_-;;
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Aerobics
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Flitwick: *bounds in wearing a red jumpsuit with pink stripes* Helloooo everyone! Let's start with jumping jacks, and then we'll move into sit ups!
First Years: o_____o
Flitwick: And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two and c'mon everyone!
Ron: *knocking into Hermione* And one and- Sorry. And one and- Sorry. And one and- Sorry.
Hermione: Ron! You're so mean! *runs out of classroom crying*
Harry: And one and two and one and two and this is so fun!!! ^_^
Flitwick: Okay, now for running in place! And... One and two and one and two and one and two!
Ron: I think I made Hermione sad.
Harry: And one and- Oh, what did you say? *continues running in place*
Ron: I made Hermione sad!
Harry: Oh. One and two and one and two!!! *continues running in place*
Ron: Why me?
Flitwick: For homework, watch and memorize the entire Richard Simmons collection.
Harry: Oh, boy! Isn't this great, Ron?
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Potions
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Snape: There will be no silly wand-waving or incantations in this class. (A/N: Amazing! My sister remembered this quote!) Instead, we'll be making potions! I love potions! Potions are so cool! ^___^
First Year Boys: o____o
First Year Girls: ^____^
Snape: *clears throat* Okay, which potion should we make? How'bout... Love potions!!! Yay!!!
First Year Boys: ()__________()
First Year Girls: /\ __________ /\
Snape: The ingredients are frozen Ashwinder eggs, daisy roots, bicorn horn, and shrivelfig, which you need to skin. Get to work!
First Year Girls: I know who I'm gonna use it on! ^__^
First Year Boys: ()__________() .o0( ... )
Ron: Too bad Hermione's not here.
Harry: I wonder if Professor Snape will pass out from all the love potions...
Ron: I hope so... Then I can go start on my... Homework...
Harry: *gets up and starts imitating Richard Simmons* And one and two and one and two!
Snape: ... stop.
Harry: *not listening* And one and two and one and two!
Snape: Excuse me, Mr. Potter!!!!
Harry: C'mon, Professor! Let's go! Everyone, all together now! And one and two and one and two!
Everyone: ()____________________________________()
Harry: *slowly stops and sits down again* Sorry.
Snape: *clears throat* ANYway... GET TO WORK!!!!
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COMMON ROOM
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Harry: Look! A letter!
Letter: Hi. Come and have tea. - Hagrid
Ron: Who?
Harry: Hagrid!
Hermione: *comes back from her crying* Hello! What did I miss?
Harry: Love potions with Professor Snape.
Hermione: *bursts into tears* You didn't come and get me! You're so mean! *runs off crying*
Ron: ANYway... So can I come have tea too?
Harry: Okay.
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HAGRID'S HOUSE
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Harry: Woah, a mansion.
Hagrid: *wearing a tuxedo* Hello, Harry! Come inside and have a spot of tea!
Harry: Okay!
Ron: Okay!
*they go inside*
Hagrid: So, how was your week?
Harry: You have a TV! Can I do my homework here?
Ron: Harry... No... Don't...
Hagrid: Sure! ^___^
Ron: ()____________() Why me?
Harry: *pops in the tape and starts doing aerobics* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two!
Hagrid: *joins in* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two! C'mon, little red-headed boy!
Ron: *starts backing away nervously* Err... No...
Hagrid: *grabs Ron and starts doing aerobics with him* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two!
*video ends*
Harry: Awww... Let's do it again!!!
Hagrid: Yay!!!
Ron: Err... Harry, don't we have classes or something?
Harry: It's Saturday, Ron! We can work out all day! Yay!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: And one and two and one and two...
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Three Hours Later
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Harry: And one... And... Two and... And one... One... One... And two... Must... Keep... Excercizing... With... Richard... Simmons... *collapses*
Hagrid: And one and two and- Harry? Are you awake? He must've fainted from all the excitement. Well, I guess I should stop the tape then.
Ron: *who has been sleeping* THANK YOU, HAGRID!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *hugs Hagrid*
Hagrid: Err.... Okay....
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On Monday
FLYING LESSON
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Hooch: Okay, you all get on your horribly out-of-date breadsticks now.
First Years: Breadsticks?
Hooch: They cut down on funding. Okay, now kick off and hover there for a few seconds.
Rhiannon: Fly! Fly! *kicks off and falls down, breaking her breadstick*
Ron: I can do this... I lived through Richard Simmons... I CAN DO THIS!!! *kicks off and falls down next to Rhiannon, also breaking his breadstick*
Neville: Yay! I'm FLYING!!! *falls down and breaks his wrist*
Hooch: Oh. Again. I hate these breadsticks!!!
Draco (who's in Slytherin, because there were too many people in Gryffindor and he's evil, but mostly because there were too many people in Gryffindor): Look! A cheesebrall that Neville dropped!
Harry: *eyes go all heart-eyed* I want the cheesebrall!
Draco: *starts flying around on his breadstick* Come and get it! *throws it*
Harry: *zooms up on his flying breadstick and catches the cheesebrall in his mouth, then lands and begins eating the breadstick and cheesebrall*
Walrus: Glorp, glorp! *waddles over to Harry* Glorp glorp glorp gl- *transforms back into McGonagall* Sorry. As I was saying, come with me.
*they go to her office*
McGonagall: Let me go get Wood.
Harry: *grabs onto McGonagall's robes* Please don't hit me! I couldn't help myself! I need cheese! I need cheese!
McGonagall: Did you remember to take your medication, Harry?
Harry: *hangs head* No...
McGonagall: Do that. *leaves, and comes back with Wood*
Wood: Why am I here?
McGonagall: *goes all starry-eyed* I have... Found you a Seeker!!!
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TET: And now a message from Cindydoll, who will be my co-author for the rest of the story.
Cindydoll: o___o Hmm... And one and two and three and four!!! ... I dunno.
TET: Thank you, Cindydoll. Stay tuned for Chapter Five!!! Wow, this is really progressing.
Cindydoll: Orange juice... Yum... *bites finger*
TET: Err...
This one is co-authored by my sister, Cindydoll. Everyone say "Thank you Cindydoll!"
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Transfiguration
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Harry: Wow, we made it to the classroom, and we're only five minutes late?
Ron: And there's no teacher here, just an abnonormally large walrus sitting on the desk.
Walrus: Glorp, glorp, you failed all your tests, glorp, glorp.
Harry: Hurry and let's find our seats!
Walrus: *waddles to edge of desk and falls headfirst off, transforming into McGonagall as it goes*
McGonagall: Owww... Anyway, you two are late, so I need to think of a proper punishment...
Harry and Ron: ^___^;;
McGonagall: I can take house points away, but that would be kinda bad 'cause it's my house...
Harry and Ron: o___o
McGonagall: And I could give you detention, except then I'd be stuck with you. So... I'll give you detention with Professor Snape! ^___^
Harry and Ron: ()_____()
Hermione: ^__^ Oh, you're soooo lucky! ^__^
McGonagall: Okay, today you'll be turning figs into ferrets. Say figgius transformus and tap your fig once.
First Years: o.O
Ron: *starts tapping fig with wand* Figgius transformus! Figgius transformus! *fig transforms into edible ferret*
Hermione: *who has done the charm perfectly* Ooh, an edible ferret! *takes ferret and starts eating it*
Ron: Don't eat my ferret!
Harry: When will this class be over? -_-;;
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Aerobics
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Flitwick: *bounds in wearing a red jumpsuit with pink stripes* Helloooo everyone! Let's start with jumping jacks, and then we'll move into sit ups!
First Years: o_____o
Flitwick: And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two and c'mon everyone!
Ron: *knocking into Hermione* And one and- Sorry. And one and- Sorry. And one and- Sorry.
Hermione: Ron! You're so mean! *runs out of classroom crying*
Harry: And one and two and one and two and this is so fun!!! ^_^
Flitwick: Okay, now for running in place! And... One and two and one and two and one and two!
Ron: I think I made Hermione sad.
Harry: And one and- Oh, what did you say? *continues running in place*
Ron: I made Hermione sad!
Harry: Oh. One and two and one and two!!! *continues running in place*
Ron: Why me?
Flitwick: For homework, watch and memorize the entire Richard Simmons collection.
Harry: Oh, boy! Isn't this great, Ron?
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Potions
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Snape: There will be no silly wand-waving or incantations in this class. (A/N: Amazing! My sister remembered this quote!) Instead, we'll be making potions! I love potions! Potions are so cool! ^___^
First Year Boys: o____o
First Year Girls: ^____^
Snape: *clears throat* Okay, which potion should we make? How'bout... Love potions!!! Yay!!!
First Year Boys: ()__________()
First Year Girls: /\ __________ /\
Snape: The ingredients are frozen Ashwinder eggs, daisy roots, bicorn horn, and shrivelfig, which you need to skin. Get to work!
First Year Girls: I know who I'm gonna use it on! ^__^
First Year Boys: ()__________() .o0( ... )
Ron: Too bad Hermione's not here.
Harry: I wonder if Professor Snape will pass out from all the love potions...
Ron: I hope so... Then I can go start on my... Homework...
Harry: *gets up and starts imitating Richard Simmons* And one and two and one and two!
Snape: ... stop.
Harry: *not listening* And one and two and one and two!
Snape: Excuse me, Mr. Potter!!!!
Harry: C'mon, Professor! Let's go! Everyone, all together now! And one and two and one and two!
Everyone: ()____________________________________()
Harry: *slowly stops and sits down again* Sorry.
Snape: *clears throat* ANYway... GET TO WORK!!!!
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COMMON ROOM
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Harry: Look! A letter!
Letter: Hi. Come and have tea. - Hagrid
Ron: Who?
Harry: Hagrid!
Hermione: *comes back from her crying* Hello! What did I miss?
Harry: Love potions with Professor Snape.
Hermione: *bursts into tears* You didn't come and get me! You're so mean! *runs off crying*
Ron: ANYway... So can I come have tea too?
Harry: Okay.
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HAGRID'S HOUSE
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Harry: Woah, a mansion.
Hagrid: *wearing a tuxedo* Hello, Harry! Come inside and have a spot of tea!
Harry: Okay!
Ron: Okay!
*they go inside*
Hagrid: So, how was your week?
Harry: You have a TV! Can I do my homework here?
Ron: Harry... No... Don't...
Hagrid: Sure! ^___^
Ron: ()____________() Why me?
Harry: *pops in the tape and starts doing aerobics* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two!
Hagrid: *joins in* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two! C'mon, little red-headed boy!
Ron: *starts backing away nervously* Err... No...
Hagrid: *grabs Ron and starts doing aerobics with him* And one and two and one and two and one and two and one and two!
*video ends*
Harry: Awww... Let's do it again!!!
Hagrid: Yay!!!
Ron: Err... Harry, don't we have classes or something?
Harry: It's Saturday, Ron! We can work out all day! Yay!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: And one and two and one and two...
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Three Hours Later
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Harry: And one... And... Two and... And one... One... One... And two... Must... Keep... Excercizing... With... Richard... Simmons... *collapses*
Hagrid: And one and two and- Harry? Are you awake? He must've fainted from all the excitement. Well, I guess I should stop the tape then.
Ron: *who has been sleeping* THANK YOU, HAGRID!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *hugs Hagrid*
Hagrid: Err.... Okay....
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On Monday
FLYING LESSON
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Hooch: Okay, you all get on your horribly out-of-date breadsticks now.
First Years: Breadsticks?
Hooch: They cut down on funding. Okay, now kick off and hover there for a few seconds.
Rhiannon: Fly! Fly! *kicks off and falls down, breaking her breadstick*
Ron: I can do this... I lived through Richard Simmons... I CAN DO THIS!!! *kicks off and falls down next to Rhiannon, also breaking his breadstick*
Neville: Yay! I'm FLYING!!! *falls down and breaks his wrist*
Hooch: Oh. Again. I hate these breadsticks!!!
Draco (who's in Slytherin, because there were too many people in Gryffindor and he's evil, but mostly because there were too many people in Gryffindor): Look! A cheesebrall that Neville dropped!
Harry: *eyes go all heart-eyed* I want the cheesebrall!
Draco: *starts flying around on his breadstick* Come and get it! *throws it*
Harry: *zooms up on his flying breadstick and catches the cheesebrall in his mouth, then lands and begins eating the breadstick and cheesebrall*
Walrus: Glorp, glorp! *waddles over to Harry* Glorp glorp glorp gl- *transforms back into McGonagall* Sorry. As I was saying, come with me.
*they go to her office*
McGonagall: Let me go get Wood.
Harry: *grabs onto McGonagall's robes* Please don't hit me! I couldn't help myself! I need cheese! I need cheese!
McGonagall: Did you remember to take your medication, Harry?
Harry: *hangs head* No...
McGonagall: Do that. *leaves, and comes back with Wood*
Wood: Why am I here?
McGonagall: *goes all starry-eyed* I have... Found you a Seeker!!!
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TET: And now a message from Cindydoll, who will be my co-author for the rest of the story.
Cindydoll: o___o Hmm... And one and two and three and four!!! ... I dunno.
TET: Thank you, Cindydoll. Stay tuned for Chapter Five!!! Wow, this is really progressing.
Cindydoll: Orange juice... Yum... *bites finger*
TET: Err...