Yata!! I'm back with chapter 2: DREAMS!!!

Hao: Whaddya mean, 'yata'? this is a nightmare!!!

Me: Ohyo ho ho ho ^0^

Hao: DA, you got fox ears growing....

Me: anyway, on with the story, IKIMAS!

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Hao: Welcome to: SHAMAN TALK 100!! I'M HAO, YOUR HOST!!!

Audience: Yaayy!!!

Hao: Today, our topic is: DREAMS! Let's meet our guests, Lyserg Diethel!

Lyserg: *Jumping up to Hao, trying to strangle him* (You know why ^ ^)

Hao: Security!!!

(Fire spirit touches Lyserg's green cape, green cape goes up in flames)

Lyserg: MY CAPE!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU DAMN ASS BASTARD!!!

Hao: Moving on...Our next guest is BoZ!

(I DON'T OWN Shaman King, so I'll just write BoZ 1 & BoZ2 ^.^;;)

BoZ1: Yos.

Hao: & last but not least, Kororo!

Kororo: .............

Hao: Are trying to say something?

Kororo: ........................*Shooks her head*

Hao: + +;;;

Hao: Well, anyway, BoZ, it says your dreams is to be a... GOTHIC ROCK STAR?

BoZ: Yeah, THAT'S what we always wanted to be, not just a rock stars but Gothic Rock Stars!

Hao: That explains why you're wearing weird clothes & make up on this show today.... Well, Lyserg, when you were younger, what were your dreams?

Lyserg: Since I was small, I always dreamed of intensively killing a certain psycopath who killed my parents, then let the bastard's ghost to suffer under my 'Care'

Hao: *Backs away from Lyserg's place* Um...Ni-nice dream....Kororo?

Kororo: .....................

Hao: Excuse me?

Kororo: ............................T-T;;;

Hao: In any case, meet the dreams analyser specialist, De...WHO???!!!!!!XO"

Demon Angel: Sashibunidanna, Hao.

Hao: You're NOT the dreams analyser, ne?

Demon Angel: Not in this fic I am! Besides, I'm taking up classes on being a psychiatrist, remember?

Hao: This can't...be....happening....T-T;;;;;

Lyserg: So, can you tell me about my dream that I had? It was weird....I see weird glumps of colour, clouding together, with black little colours at the end sides of each colour...

Demon Angel: You had a troubled past, in which you can't forget & you are obsessed with something that means the closest to your heart, & let's see...you also had a bit of bad experience in going through life...& since you're dreaming about it, it is a cherised memory that has returned to you.

Hao: I...Impressive! YOU actually said that?

Demon Angel: Believe it.

Lyserg: Sugoi! That girl practicly sucked my past out of me!

Fire spirit, coming towards me shyly, trying to ask something & touches my shoulder.

Demon Angel: Wha....! NO!

I burn up in flames.

Hao: There goes DA *Smiles with relief*

Kororo: ..................: (

????: Ha ha ha ha ha....Do you know what the title of this anime is?

BoZ1: Shaman King?

?????: Correct. Ha ha ha ha ha....

Lyserg: Hey....

Kororo: ............. ' 0 ';;

BoZ2: Impossible....

Hao: Oh no.......

Demon Angel: I'm Baaaaaacckkkkk!!!

Manta: *Stands on his seat in the audience, so everyone can see* Yikes! She's a ghost!!!

Hao: Aaaaaarghhh!!!!

Demon Angel: Hao, are THAT scared of me? You should be more scared of Marilyn Manson than me. & just to let you know, my dream has come true.

Hao: now that we're on the subject, BoZ, why do you dream to become a Gothic Rock Star?

BoZ 1: We don't really know...It just hit us in the head all of a sudden that we want to be Gothic Rock Stars.

Hao: I see...well, do you have a 'in your sleep dream' that you would like DA to help with?

BoZ 2: Not really...

Kororo: .......................... -_-

Hao: Lyserg?

Lyserg: Pleez...Sadistic writer...tipe in that 'Lyserg Kills Hao severely'

Hao: She's sooo gonna do that...She's a very cruel writer...

Demon Angel: No.

Everyone, exept me: NANIIII!!!!!?????

Lyserg: DOSHTA??!!!!

Demon Angel: Cuz I still want to torcher him, no one, NO ONE is gonna kill him until I'm bored torchering him!

Hao: I knew it was too good to be true... Well, tune in next time where our sadistic writer, will NOT be joining us! Until next time, where our topic is: Shoujo-Ai & Shonen-Ai, Goodbye & Goodnight!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Demon Angel: Gommen to all Hao fans, I don't have anything against him but....I LOVE TORCHERING!(Lol.)

Hao: So true.

Demon Angel: Let's just say...He's like my little brother, you know how much older sisters love to torcher their little aniki, ne?

Ren: So true.

Yoh: Don't forget older brothers like torchering lil anikis too...*Looks at Hao*