DA: Arigatou Mina-san for the reviews!

Hao: I'ts a miracle...

DA: Anyway, I think it's a good idea...maybe I should put evil torcher authors to this story too, ne Hao?

Hao: *Reading Demon Angel's review* Baaaaaad idea...

DA: That's a yes, right? OKAY! Anyway, those who wants to be a special guest in this fanfic, plz e-mail me & tell me who you are, why you would like to be on the show, also a couple of things you'd like to do on the show. Arigatou! (Click the blue letter that says 'Demon Angel' to see my e-mail address ^ ^) But for now, plz enjoy this Chap! ^ ^

Hao: T-T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(unmentioned) DISCLAIMER

Marylin Manson worships Buddha if I told you I own Shaman King

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Hao: What the hell are you people doing here?! This is MY show! Get Lost!! Jerry Springer's studio is 3 rooms to the right, NOW SCRAM!!!!

MEANWHILE....

Jerry Springer: You people aren't her for Jerry Springer Show, are you?

Audience: ????? 0.o

Back at Hao's studio

Hao: Camera, are you recording this?

Camera guy: Nope.

Hao: Good...

*Audience comes back*

Hao: WELCOME TO....SHAMAN TALK 100! I'm your host with the most, Hao!!

Demon Angel: No you're not.

Hao: YOU AGAIN??!!

Demon Angel: Yes it's "Me again"

Hao: Why are you here, *Beep* Huh? What the *Beep* is with that beep?

Demon Angel: He heh. I just brought this cool beep censors ^-^

Hao: Great...

Demon Angel: By the way... I just remembered, since I'm the writer, I can make you do anything...*Evil grin*

Hao: What...are you thinking? *Backs away from Demon Angel*

Demon Angel: Tee hee!

Hao: Huh? (Starts to sing) I'm a little teapot short & stout,
here is my handle here is my snout
I'm an unwell Hao here me shout
Tip me over & pour me out.

Hey!! Stop that you*Beep* *Beep* Why are you*beep* Stop using that*Beep* *Beep* Beeper thing!!

Demon Angel: *Laughs hard, rolling on the floor* Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Hao's a little teapot! Hao's a little teapot! XD

Hao: I'm gonna kill you if you do that again...: (

Demon Angel: I'm already dead, remember? : )

Hao: ........T-T

Demon Angel: On with the show!

Hao: MY LINE!! Anyway, let's meet our guests, please welcome....Tamao!!

Tamao: Um...Konnichiwa...

Hao: Ren yet again!

Ren: I'm back.

Hao: Anna!!

Anna: Yos

Hao: And....HoroHoro!!

*Crickets*

Hao: Where is he?

Anna: Dunno, he said he got an important emergency thing to do.

Hao: ?

YOH'S HOUSE

HoroHoro: Teletubbies....Teletubbies....SAY - HEL - LO! =D

(Yup! You guessed it!!)

THE STUDIO

Hao: Let's get started, our topic, being oddly chosen by the author, is Shoujo-ai & shonen-ai! Now Ren, you love HoroHoro, ne?

Ren: *blushes* Hai

Hao: Why so?

Ren: It's just love, okay? You don't really need a reason to love someone, exept trust.

Hao: Ah...I see... Tamao, what brings you out to this show? Any words you'd like to say in this topic, maybe?

Tamao: I'm...here for a confession...

Hao: Confession?

Tamao: I'm the one who asked Anna to come to this show, the reason is...I respect her more than anybody, takada...Anna san! I...I love You!!

Everyone: HEEEEEEE???!!!!!

Anna: ..........0.o

Tamao: I know at first I'm in love with Yoh, but whenever you're with him while I'm there, I had a strange feeling & I always blush, I thought it was jealousy, but I soon realize my feelings...Kyouyama Anna, I love you!!!

Anna: I...I don't know what to say...

Tamao: Please...take me as a woman! I'm serious!!!

Anna: Yes...I accept!!!

Tamao: Thank You!!! *Hugs Anna*

Hao: Tha...Thank You, now, I love you, you love me,
we are one big happy family... STOP THAT!!!!

Demon Angel: I just can't help myself...^-^

Hao: Why you little*Beep* Stop with that*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Ren: Oi, what's with that fuckin' beeper?

Hao: HEY!!! HE JUST SWORE!!! & YOU DIDN'T EVEN BEEP HIM!!!

Demon Angel: Whoops = )

Everyone: *Sweatdrop*

Demon Angel: Anywho, before the show is finished, the guests will be performing something cute!

Anna: NANI?!

Tamao: US TOO?!

Ren: NAZE?!

Demon Angel: Because I said so! Now let's see...Ah yes!

*The guests starts to do the Nutcracker dance*

Demon Angel: See You next time!!!

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Hao: Here the torcher continues with DA's beeper thingie & the keyboard....& I said you're not suppose to be here....

Demon Angel: What did you say? Oh, you wanna wear a bikini? Okay!!

Hao: DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Demon Angel: It's okay, you'd look too scary anyway!

Hao: ...............