DA: Waaaaii!!! (I just love saying that ^ - ^) Sashibunidanna!! I'm back
with da chapter!! Sorry it took long, I've been really lazy lately & a few
days ago I had to visit my Grandma in Hokkaido...She ain't got no computer
there!! WAAAAHH!! Ehem....Well, I'm back!!
Hao: Just when I had my holiday...
DA: Aa, you're still alive?
Hao: WHADDYA MEAN, STILL ALIVE?? XO
DA: I have nothing to say. -_-u Well, ignore this chapter's title if you're not really evil, I can't really come up with better titles....^ ^;;
Hao: DA doesn't own a life--er, Shaman King!!
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Hao: Hello, everyone, & welcome to.....
DA: THE HOME COOKING CHANNEL!!
Audience: *Claps, confused*
Hao: Say who?
DA: He heh, just joking ^ . ^;;
Hao: Um...Yeah...Well, today we'll be doing random topics!! *Whispers to himself* Since DemonAngel can't come up with a topic today......
DA: I HEARD THAT!!
Hao: *Sweatdrops, smiles nervously* Well, today's guest are: Tao Jun!!
Jun: Hii!
Hao: Lyserg Diethel!! --Again?
DA: *Smiles innocently*
Hao: -_-u Riiight....Then it's Amidabaru!!
Amidabaru: ^ - ^
DA: & today's special guest, PANTHER!! Come out here!!
Panther: Hey.
Hao: Well, for today, let's just interview our special guests.
GS & Keii: *Huggles their Bishies*
Panther: H-A-O kun *Says with hearts floating around*
Hao: Uum....Yes?
Panther: *Huggles Hao's other arm*
Jun: By the way, DA, how come you're training my baby brother?
DA: Unlucky for him, he was next to me when I was having the urge to hur-- Train someone. It's a random thing, he was just there.
Ren: So, in other words, if someone is around you when you have that urge, you use the one nearest to you?
DA: Yep.
Ren: *Stays away as far as possible*
Keii: Don't worry, Ren, it'll be all right.....I think...*Sweatdrop*
GS: Panther, please let go of Hao-kun, I'm enough, thank you very much. ^ - ^
Panther: No, ms. Guardress of the Stars, I just wanna stay here. ^ - ^
Hao: O_O
Keii: I'm glad no one's getting my Lyserg-chan.
Ren: Lyserg-chan? good one. *Giggles to himself*
Lyserg: *Gives Ren the fire glare*
????: Konnichiwa!
Amidabaru: Eeehh??!!....Aa, dadeka kimiwa?
???: Just a spirit, I'm a phoenix, my name is Koori.
DA: Who's spirit?
Koori: *Points at Panther*
DA: Wait, Panther's a Shaman??
Koori: Uh-huh. She's not a hyper tipe, more of a mysterious kind
Keii: How do you explain that, then? *Points at Panther & Guardress of the Stars smiling nervously to each other*
Koori: *Sweatdrop* That's what I forgot to mention, she just gets hyper & jumpy when it comes to Hao.
DA: Well, that explains it.
Koori: & you?
DA: Me? What about me?
Koori: Aren't you a spirit too? I mean, you were burned by the F.spirit. Who's your Shaman?
DA: I ain't got no Shaman, & I don't intend to get any no matter how powerful I am.
Spiritless Shamans: *Sneaky grins*
DA: DON'T....EVEN.....THINK......ABOUT......IT. ^__^ +
Spiritless Shamans: O.o Yes ma'am
????: Well, since we're on the subject, I forgot to introduce myself.
Amidabaru: Whoah!! Ah, hey....Another spirit?
DA: WHAT?? WHERE'D ALL THESE SPIRIT COME FROM?!
Keii: Oh, hi Saki!!
Saki: Domo!!
Koori: Is she your spirit?
Keii: Yep.
MEANWHILE......
GS: ^__^
Panther: ^__^
Hao: T-T
DA: Uh-huh.....^ ^;;
Lyserg: Well, since everyone's here, can I call Morphin?
DA: Sure! ^-^
Morphin: You called?
Keii: Ah!! Morphin! Hi, nice to see you, I'm Keii, & this is my spi--
Saki: *Is talking to fire spirit, but as we all know, he can't speak*
Keii: Err....Yeah....
Saki: WHADDYA MEAN SHE'S STILL ALIVE!! I THOUGHT THE RUMOUR WAS TRUE!!
DA: O.o You actually understand the little--er, big guy?
Saki: Hai!! ^ - ^
Keii: Sugoi.... O.o
Saki: Arigatou!^__^
F. Spirit: *Glooms, thinking: No one understands me...*
DA: Anyway, with the help with everyone here, I'LL RULE THE WORLD!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!
Panther: Why would you wanna do that?
DA: Cuz, if I rule the world, I'LL RULE SHAMAN KING!! & IF I OWN SHAMAN KING, I OWN THE WORLD!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! ......I have no life.
GS: Figures.....
Everyone else: *Nods* -_-;;
DA: Anyway, this is the plan, we blow up the trick candle factory, & when they try to put the fire out, they can't cuz they'll just relight!! & it will break down the world into chaos, where we, will then rule the world!!
Hao: Usually I'd like to do that rule the world sort of thing, but I'll make this one an exeption...-_-;;
Jun: HEY!! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!!
Koori: I doubt anything she does will work....Anyway, what about you guys? What's your shaman like?
Saki: She's.....Um, how do I put this politely.....She's procrastinater with a mix of "temporary" carefree-ness....
Amidabaru: Say what?
Koori: In other words, she likes doing things later & she's also laid back.
Amidabaru: Same like Yoh-dono!!
Saki: That's a good example.....*Sweatdrop*
Koori: Well, like I said, my Shaman is really dark & mysterious most of the times, but.....
Saki: She gets hyper when it comes to Hao, ne?
Koori: Uh-huh....
DA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHISPERING AROUND!! COME ON!! JOIN OUR WORLD DOMINATION PLOT!! OHYO HO HO HO HO HO!!
GS: *Sees an empty bag of sugar* Hey, Hao....Does Demon Angel have any disturbances when it comes to....Well, say.....A certain item or food?
Hao: Yeah, sugar...Candy....Pop-tarts....
Panther: Guardress, is that a....*Sees the empty bag of sugar*
Keii: That means.....
Hao: Uh-oh....
(Everyone pauses for 2 seconds)
Everyone: .............She's sugar high.......-_-;;
DA: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Hao: I'll get the rope.
Ren: Maybe a straight jacket's better....
Lyserg: Komatta, Komatta....
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Uh-oh, will DA ever rule the world & Shaman King?
who gave her those sugar?
& Will anyone notice Jun?
What's gonna happen?
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DA: And to Angel Wings, like I said, those who wanna be in the show, please e-mail me!! I'll be happy to have more guests!!
Hao: What she meant was she's desperate.
DA: *Ignoring Hao* & if you have any suggestions, please send them through the review & by the way, for everyone, I also decided that I think I'll make this a Bishie hunter sort of show, so if you wanna have a character from SK, just say so & I'll make them automaticly single again.....Except the ones that are already taken by other guests. HURRY LADIES!! BEFORE I STEAL ONE OF YOUR MAN!!....& don't worry, Ren & Horo2x is single, so hurry & get them!!
Hao: What abot the ladies?
DA: They'll also be available, don't worry.
BYE!!
Hao: Just when I had my holiday...
DA: Aa, you're still alive?
Hao: WHADDYA MEAN, STILL ALIVE?? XO
DA: I have nothing to say. -_-u Well, ignore this chapter's title if you're not really evil, I can't really come up with better titles....^ ^;;
Hao: DA doesn't own a life--er, Shaman King!!
************************************************
Hao: Hello, everyone, & welcome to.....
DA: THE HOME COOKING CHANNEL!!
Audience: *Claps, confused*
Hao: Say who?
DA: He heh, just joking ^ . ^;;
Hao: Um...Yeah...Well, today we'll be doing random topics!! *Whispers to himself* Since DemonAngel can't come up with a topic today......
DA: I HEARD THAT!!
Hao: *Sweatdrops, smiles nervously* Well, today's guest are: Tao Jun!!
Jun: Hii!
Hao: Lyserg Diethel!! --Again?
DA: *Smiles innocently*
Hao: -_-u Riiight....Then it's Amidabaru!!
Amidabaru: ^ - ^
DA: & today's special guest, PANTHER!! Come out here!!
Panther: Hey.
Hao: Well, for today, let's just interview our special guests.
GS & Keii: *Huggles their Bishies*
Panther: H-A-O kun *Says with hearts floating around*
Hao: Uum....Yes?
Panther: *Huggles Hao's other arm*
Jun: By the way, DA, how come you're training my baby brother?
DA: Unlucky for him, he was next to me when I was having the urge to hur-- Train someone. It's a random thing, he was just there.
Ren: So, in other words, if someone is around you when you have that urge, you use the one nearest to you?
DA: Yep.
Ren: *Stays away as far as possible*
Keii: Don't worry, Ren, it'll be all right.....I think...*Sweatdrop*
GS: Panther, please let go of Hao-kun, I'm enough, thank you very much. ^ - ^
Panther: No, ms. Guardress of the Stars, I just wanna stay here. ^ - ^
Hao: O_O
Keii: I'm glad no one's getting my Lyserg-chan.
Ren: Lyserg-chan? good one. *Giggles to himself*
Lyserg: *Gives Ren the fire glare*
????: Konnichiwa!
Amidabaru: Eeehh??!!....Aa, dadeka kimiwa?
???: Just a spirit, I'm a phoenix, my name is Koori.
DA: Who's spirit?
Koori: *Points at Panther*
DA: Wait, Panther's a Shaman??
Koori: Uh-huh. She's not a hyper tipe, more of a mysterious kind
Keii: How do you explain that, then? *Points at Panther & Guardress of the Stars smiling nervously to each other*
Koori: *Sweatdrop* That's what I forgot to mention, she just gets hyper & jumpy when it comes to Hao.
DA: Well, that explains it.
Koori: & you?
DA: Me? What about me?
Koori: Aren't you a spirit too? I mean, you were burned by the F.spirit. Who's your Shaman?
DA: I ain't got no Shaman, & I don't intend to get any no matter how powerful I am.
Spiritless Shamans: *Sneaky grins*
DA: DON'T....EVEN.....THINK......ABOUT......IT. ^__^ +
Spiritless Shamans: O.o Yes ma'am
????: Well, since we're on the subject, I forgot to introduce myself.
Amidabaru: Whoah!! Ah, hey....Another spirit?
DA: WHAT?? WHERE'D ALL THESE SPIRIT COME FROM?!
Keii: Oh, hi Saki!!
Saki: Domo!!
Koori: Is she your spirit?
Keii: Yep.
MEANWHILE......
GS: ^__^
Panther: ^__^
Hao: T-T
DA: Uh-huh.....^ ^;;
Lyserg: Well, since everyone's here, can I call Morphin?
DA: Sure! ^-^
Morphin: You called?
Keii: Ah!! Morphin! Hi, nice to see you, I'm Keii, & this is my spi--
Saki: *Is talking to fire spirit, but as we all know, he can't speak*
Keii: Err....Yeah....
Saki: WHADDYA MEAN SHE'S STILL ALIVE!! I THOUGHT THE RUMOUR WAS TRUE!!
DA: O.o You actually understand the little--er, big guy?
Saki: Hai!! ^ - ^
Keii: Sugoi.... O.o
Saki: Arigatou!^__^
F. Spirit: *Glooms, thinking: No one understands me...*
DA: Anyway, with the help with everyone here, I'LL RULE THE WORLD!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!
Panther: Why would you wanna do that?
DA: Cuz, if I rule the world, I'LL RULE SHAMAN KING!! & IF I OWN SHAMAN KING, I OWN THE WORLD!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! ......I have no life.
GS: Figures.....
Everyone else: *Nods* -_-;;
DA: Anyway, this is the plan, we blow up the trick candle factory, & when they try to put the fire out, they can't cuz they'll just relight!! & it will break down the world into chaos, where we, will then rule the world!!
Hao: Usually I'd like to do that rule the world sort of thing, but I'll make this one an exeption...-_-;;
Jun: HEY!! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!!
Koori: I doubt anything she does will work....Anyway, what about you guys? What's your shaman like?
Saki: She's.....Um, how do I put this politely.....She's procrastinater with a mix of "temporary" carefree-ness....
Amidabaru: Say what?
Koori: In other words, she likes doing things later & she's also laid back.
Amidabaru: Same like Yoh-dono!!
Saki: That's a good example.....*Sweatdrop*
Koori: Well, like I said, my Shaman is really dark & mysterious most of the times, but.....
Saki: She gets hyper when it comes to Hao, ne?
Koori: Uh-huh....
DA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHISPERING AROUND!! COME ON!! JOIN OUR WORLD DOMINATION PLOT!! OHYO HO HO HO HO HO!!
GS: *Sees an empty bag of sugar* Hey, Hao....Does Demon Angel have any disturbances when it comes to....Well, say.....A certain item or food?
Hao: Yeah, sugar...Candy....Pop-tarts....
Panther: Guardress, is that a....*Sees the empty bag of sugar*
Keii: That means.....
Hao: Uh-oh....
(Everyone pauses for 2 seconds)
Everyone: .............She's sugar high.......-_-;;
DA: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Hao: I'll get the rope.
Ren: Maybe a straight jacket's better....
Lyserg: Komatta, Komatta....
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Uh-oh, will DA ever rule the world & Shaman King?
who gave her those sugar?
& Will anyone notice Jun?
What's gonna happen?
*******************************************************************
DA: And to Angel Wings, like I said, those who wanna be in the show, please e-mail me!! I'll be happy to have more guests!!
Hao: What she meant was she's desperate.
DA: *Ignoring Hao* & if you have any suggestions, please send them through the review & by the way, for everyone, I also decided that I think I'll make this a Bishie hunter sort of show, so if you wanna have a character from SK, just say so & I'll make them automaticly single again.....Except the ones that are already taken by other guests. HURRY LADIES!! BEFORE I STEAL ONE OF YOUR MAN!!....& don't worry, Ren & Horo2x is single, so hurry & get them!!
Hao: What abot the ladies?
DA: They'll also be available, don't worry.
BYE!!