A/N: Ok this song is to the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua. I hope yall like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I don't own this song. Don't sue me, I'm just having fun.

Barbie Whore

By Pansy and Draco

Everyone is in the Great Hall eating lunch. Then Pansy walks in. You can hear music begin to play in the background.

[Draco] Hi Pansy!

[Pansy] Hi Draco!

[Draco] You wanna go for a ride later?

[Pansy] Sure Draco!

[Draco] See you then!

[Pansy (she begins walking around and sitting on random guys' laps)] I'm a Barbie whore in the wizard world.

Life is plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

[Draco] Come on Pansy, lets go party!

[Pansy] I'm a Barbie whore in the wizard world.

Life is plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

I'm a blonde bimbo witch in the wizard world.

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your dollie.

[Draco] You're my doll, rock n' roll, feel the glamour and pain.

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

[Pansy] You can touch, you can play.

If you say, "I'm always your." Ooh wow

I'm a Barbie whore in the wizard world.

Life is plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

[Draco] Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

[Pansy] You can touch, you can play

If you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play

If you say: "I'm always yours"

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

I'm a Barbie whore in the wizard world.

Life is plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

I'm a Barbie whore in the wizard world.

Life is plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ah ah ah yea.

[Draco] Come on Pansy lets go party.

[Pansy] Ooh wow, ooh wow.

Oh I'm having so much fun!

[Draco] Well Pansy, we're just getting started.

[Pansy] Oh, I love you Draco!