A/N: Ok my next song is to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent. R/R!!! I know that Sirius died, but this is my fanfic, and he's gonna be alive if I want him to be!

Disclaimer: I don't own this, ok!! You don't have to rub it in!

In Da Pub

By Sirius and Lupin

Sirius and Lupin are sitting in the bar of Three Broomsticks, drunk off their asses. They are talking loudly when then music to In Da Club comes on.

[Sirius] Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go Lupin

It's your birthday

We gon' party like it's yo birthday

We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fuck

It's not your birthday!

[Sirius and Lupin] You'll find us in the pub, bottle full of bub

Look witch we got the buzz if you're into getting drunk

We're into drinking booze, we ain't into drinking juice

So come give us a hug if you're into getting drunk

[Lupin] When I pulled up you could see the Firebolt on dubs

When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the pub

Wizards heard I fuck with Voldie, now they wanna show me love

When you sell like The Weird Sisters, and the hoes they wanna fuck

But ain't nothing change hold down, G's up

I see Fudge in the pub that wizard drink that potion up

If you watch how I move you won't mistake, yes I am drunk

Been hit wit a few spells but I don't walk with a limp

In the pub then the ladies saying "Lupin you hot"

They like me, I want them to love me like they love the buzz

But holla in London them wizards will tell you I'm loco

And the plan is to put my werewolf neck in a choke hold

I'm feelin' focused man, my liquor on my mind

I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind

Now I still get hairy under that moonlight glow

I'll rip you to pieces unless you're an animal too

[Sirius and Lupin] You'll find us in the pub, bottle full of bub

Look witch we got the buzz if you're into getting drunk

We're into drinking booze, we ain't into drinking juice

So come give us a hug if you're into getting drunk

You'll find us in the pub, bottle full of bub

Look witch we got the buzz if you're into getting drunk

We're into drinking booze, we ain't into drinking juice

So come give us a hug if you're into getting drunk

[Sirius]

My flow, my show brought me the time

That all bought me my Azkaban cell

My Bub, my shot, my wine, my cools

Look wizard I didn't screw with that Voldie

And you should love it, way more then you hate it

Wizard you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I got out

I'm that dog by the bar toasting to the good life

You that faggot ass wizard trying to pull me back right?

When my junk get to pumping in the pub it's on

I wink my eye at your witch, if she smiles she gone

If the roof on fire, let it burn

If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned

I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up

If the wizards hate then let 'em hate

Watch the money pile up

Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub You know where we be

[Sirius and Lupin] You'll find us in the pub, bottle full of bub

Look witch we got the buzz if you're into getting drunk

We're into drinking booze, we ain't into drinking juice

So come give us a hug if you're into getting drunk

You'll find us in the pub, bottle full of bub

Look witch we got the buzz if you're into getting drunk

We're into drinking booze, we ain't into drinking juice

So come give us a hug if you're into getting drunk

[Lupin]

Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either witch

In the pub all the time wizard, its about to pop off

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