A/N: This next song is sung to the tune of Britney Spears's Sometimes.

Disclaimer: bla bla bla, I'm not J K Rowling or Britney Spears. I don't own any of this.

Sometimes

By Voldermort

Voldermort sits alone on a log in an unknown forest. The sun is shining and the birds are chirping. A bunny hops by. Then the music starts to play.

[Voldie] You tell me that I'm too cruel

Like I'm too brutal to the human race

It's not like I care at all

But every time Harry Potter comes to close I move away

I want to rule the world forever

'Cause it would be so fun

And every time I get so close

Harry Potter always shows up

Sometimes I run

Sometimes I hide

Sometimes I pretend I'm dead

But all I really want is to rule the world

And kill the muggles

And of course the mudbloods too

But most of all, that Potter boy

I don't know why

Every time I'm alone I wonder why

Harry Potter won't just die

And I can finally live my life

I want to rule the world forever

'Cause it would be so fun

And every time I get so close

Harry Potter always shows up

Sometimes I run

Sometimes I hide

Sometimes I pretend I'm dead

But all I really want is to rule the world

And kill the muggles

And of course the mudbloods too

But most of all, that Potter boy

Just hang around and you'll see

Harry Potter can't kill me

If you're dark, then trust in me

And I'll show you how it will be

Sometimes I run

Sometimes I hide

Sometimes I pretend I'm dead

But all I really want is to rule the world

And kill the muggles

And of course the mudbloods too

But most of all, that Potter boy