A/N: This will be my 3rd song today!!! Yay for me! This is my favorite song so far. I hope yall like it. It's to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon and Mick Jagger.

Disclaimer: Haven't I said this enough times?? I don't own any of this stuff.

You're So Vain

By Hermione and Draco

As the Gryffindors and Slytherins were waiting in the dungeons for Snape to return, Draco and Hermione got into another one of their arguments. The class watched in interest. They were in each other's faces when the music began to play.

[Hermione] You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

Your scarf it was green

You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte

And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner

They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you? Don't You?

[Draco] You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive

Well you ranted off all those spells

And that you would never fail to succeed

But revealed something you shouldn't have, and that was you're a mublood

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you? Don't You?

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you? Don't You?

[Hermione] Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won

Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia

To see the total eclipse of the sun

Well you're where you should be all the time

And when you're not you're with

Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

Wife of a close friend, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you? Don't You?

[Draco] You're so vain

[Hermione] I bet you think this song is about you

[Draco] You're so vain

[Hermione] I bet you think this song is about you

[Draco] You're so vain

[Hermione] I bet you think this song is about you

[Draco] You're so vain (so vain)

[Hermione] I bet you think this song is about you

[Draco] Don't you?

[Hermione] Don't you?

[Hermione and Draco] DON'T YOU?