A/N: Ashii Black, I am soooooooooooooooooooo glad u like my story. You've just made my day!! I am so happy now!!! I would be happy to do Beautiful, but u can do it if you want to. Just let me know if you are going to or not. I am open for requests. I have a huge list of ideas, but I can always use more. Here are some of the songs I plan to do: Seeker boy, by Ginny, Pass the Pumpkin Juice by Dumbledore and McGonagall (that one is harder to do than the others so that 1 might b a while.), Objection by Hermione, Dude Looks Like a Lady by the marauders, Last Night a Potion got in my Eye by Snape, Friends in Dark Places (maybe) by Draco or Lucius, One Week (maybe) by the Marauders, I wanna teach DADA baby (maybe) by Lupin, The Remedy (maybe) by Madam Pomfrey, and Shut up by Madam Pince. I can't think of one for Filch or Hagrid. If you have any suggestions, please tell me. Anyways, this song is to the tune of Lil' Kim and 50 Cent's Magic Stick. Hope yall like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this. Don't sue.

Magic Stick

By Harry and Ron

Harry and Ron are sitting in Transfigurations, bored to death. While about to fall asleep, Professor McGonagall is called out of the room by Dumbledore, and she leaves the class unsupervised. Like always, the music begins playing.

[Harry and Ron] We got the magic sticks (both whip out their wands)

We know if we can hex once, we can hex twice

We hit the baddest Slytherin

So, you don't believe me, the meet me tonight

And we'll show you maaagic

(What? What?) Maaagic

We've got the magic sticks

[Ron] I'm a Weasley to the core

Get a dose once, you wont ask for more

My spell touch your girl, your toes bound to curl

This is my wand, I don't share with the world I'll have you under spell, dancing, dancing

Or doing whatever is my fancy

You talk bout me, then it's you my curse hits

I can have you on the ground, but that's not as good as it gets

I'll rock your world, I'll hit your middle

I can make you laugh so hard, you might throw up

And I aint in here talking shit

You insult me, and this is what you get

Tonight's the night, we could have a duel

And I'll tell you, I will show up, you fool

Unlike some, who chicken out

And then tell Filch

[Harry and Ron] We got the magic sticks (both whip out their wands)

We know if we can hex once, we can hex twice

We hit the baddest Slytherin

So, you don't believe me, the meet me tonight

And we'll show you maaagic

(What? What?) Maaagic

We've got the magic sticks

[Harry] Harry Potter, I'm a wizard

And I can curse so hard, you'll never be the same

When it comes to a duel, don't test my skills

Cause my hex game will have you head spinning like mills

I can give you the chills, you'll be in for thrills

Buy a matching Firebolt with the same color twigs

And I aint out cursing everyone I see

But I will if you happen to diss me.

Tonight, Potter could have you puking slugs

Or I can make you turn into a bug

Guys, want to duel with me than bring it on

I'll do it anywhere, anyhow, I'm down for anything

Couple of curses, give you boils

Or bumps or hives or make your head leak oils

When I'm around there's no need to fear

Unless you've offended me so I can hear

[Harry and Ron] We got the magic sticks (both whip out their wands)

We know if we can hex once, we can hex twice

We hit the baddest Slytherin

So, you don't believe me, the meet me tonight

And we'll show you maaagic

(What? What?) Maaagic

We've got the magic sticks

We got the magic sticks (both whip out their wands)

We know if we can hex once, we can hex twice

We hit the baddest Slytherin

So, you don't believe me, the meet me tonight

And we'll show you maaagic

(What? What?) Maaagic

We've got the magic sticks