A/N: Thank you to ALL my reviewers!! Thank you so much quietharrypotterfan, lily black, ginnygal189, Ashii Black, StarWars-Freak (even though you didn't say anything), and Aus!! I love you ALL!! Ok, This song is to the tune of Kid Rock's Cowboy. Hope yall like it!

Disclaimer: I write this too much, look at the last chapter.

D.A.D.A.
By Lupin

Lupin and Dumbledore sit in Dumblebore's office, discussing the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching job. Suddenly, Lupin breaks into a song.

[A voice from nowhere] D.A.D.A.....D.A.D.A

[Lupin] Well I'm packing up my game and I'm gonna head to Hogwarts

Were real wizards come equipped with wands and those kinds of sorts

Find a nest on a floor and chill like a peach

Buy and old classic broom find a spot to teach

And I'm a werewolf up and down your block

With a bottle of scotch and teach lots of stuff

Buy a chair with a flag saying educates the most

And teach them about villains up and down the coast

Give a toast to the sun, drink with Sirius

Teach them the mix, and about the imperious

Sip the Tijuana.I want to roam

With my old teacher cools then come back home

Start a DA meeting, for all the right reasons

And set up shop at the end of this season

Remus Lupin, and I'm the real McCoy

And I'm headed to Hogwarts sucker, cause I wanna teach

D.A.D.A. baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

D.A.D.A baby

Hogwarts chilling with the werewolf divine

I wanna teach D.A.D.A baby

Hiding at night cause the moon is out

D.A.D.A baby

I know if your lying without a doubt

I bet you'll hear that whistle blow the Hogwarts Express rolls in

It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind

Werewolf, marauder, going out of my mind

I once was lost, but now I'm just fine

Dark curses and poison, mind reading and Voldie

Tell them about how he's getting really oldie

No matter what the price is, I want to teach this boy

And let Hog-warts-aye know why I wanna teach

D.A.D.A baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

D.A.D.A baby

Hogwarts chilling with the werewolf divine

D.A.D.A baby

Hiding at night cause the moon is out

D.A.D.A baby

I know your lying without a doubt

Yeah.Lupin.you can call me Professor

I will teach you good, none the lesser

Seen a boggart as an orb, and pulled out my magic stick

And said riddikulus it disappeared like a trick

No kidding, wands slinging, spells hitting the floor

Call me Lupin, I'm the boss, a wizard to the core

No remorse for the dementor, his kiss aint right

I'm gonna paint his town red, then pain his ruler white Huh!

Cause learning, rock like the Weird Sisters

Find London baddies, for my Hogwarts misters

Educate like mayors, teach like lakers

They told me to leave, but hey they can't make me

Why they want to pick on me, lock me up and stored away my key

I aint no G, I'm just a regular werewolf

I'm not strait out of Durmstrang, I'm strait out of Hogwarts

Cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick

My only words of wisdom are, curse that evil git

I'm flicking my wand up and down that coast and

Keep on trucking till it falls into night so

D.A.D.A

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

D.A.D.A

Spend all my time in Hogwarts and the Shack

D.A.D.A

Hiding at night cause the moon is out

D.A.D.A

I know if you're lying without a doubt

D.A.D.A

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

D.A.D.A

Spend all my time in Hogwarts and the Shack

D.A.D.A

Hiding at night cause the moon is out

D.A.D.A

I know if you're lying without a doubt