A/N: Hey yall, sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've had a crazy schedule lately. School started 2 weeks ago, the first football game was yesterday and I'm a majorette, so that was a whole big deal. The band practices a lot lol, that's like my life. Isn't that sad..well, that's me and my crazy life. So anyways, this next song is to the tune of Last Night a DJ Saved My Life by Mariah Carey. Oh yea, and I'm sorry if any of you guys thing I'm being bias by making Slytherins look bad. That is not what I am trying to do. Draco is like my favorite character (besides Sirius of course). I am not trying to make them look bad at all. And if you have any request please tell me!! And review!

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters or this song.

Last Night A Potion Got In My Eye
By Snape

Everyone is at the Great Hall for breakfast. It is the usual conversations, until Snape brings up his drama he had last night.

[Snape]

Last night a potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye

Cause I was sittin' there bored to death

And got an idea and said

I gotta brew up

I gotta brew on

I gotta brew down yea

You know it was driving me crazy

It had me thinking on it so hard

Finally thought I was done

I had a success

But when ya leave me all alone

And I am so clumsy

I didn't know what to do

Last night potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye from a caldron

Last night a potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye and it burned

You know I hopped down the hall

Didn't get very far no

Because I was feeling that burn yea

Why be so unkind?

Why'd it get in my eye?

The thing was melting my eye

But I was trapped in sting and scald

And I didn't know what to do

But when I nanced down the hall

I found out all I needed to know

Check it out

Last night potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye from a caldron

Last night a potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye and it burned

Last night potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye from a caldron

Last night a potion got in my eye

Last night a potion got in my eye and it burned

Hey listen up to your local potions teacher

You better hear what he's got to say

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it in the panic

And if your cauldron gives you trouble

Just you move out on the double

And you don't let it trouble your eye

Cause away goes troubles

Down the drain

And away goes the potion

Down the drain

Last night potion got in my eye

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it in the panic

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it in the panic

Last night potion got in my eye

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it in the panic

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it in the panic

*Btw, nanced is a word that I got from the LOTR secret diaries. It's what Legolas does when he walks or runs lol. I thought it was hilarious and now I use that word all the time. I'll put a link on her next chapter for it, it is the FUNNIEST thing you will EVER read in your life!!