Harry Potter and the use of muggle things:
A/N: Well I dunno how I came up with this idea, I just wanted to write something cuz I have no life, and I was looking around the room and saw the phone book and other crap and decided to write sumtin. And this is gonna be really gay I know but so what
Disclaimer: I don't own crap
Harry Potter and the use of muggle things:
Chapter 1: The use of the phone book
Hermione was walking onto the Hogwarts express carrying a large yellow book. She stepped into the compartment sitting Draco, Harry, Ron, and Ginny. Draco has been their friend since summer of 5th year, or just before 6th year. It was now 7th year. (A/N: Yeah yeah yeah)
"Hey Hermione, whatcha got there?" Draco asked
"Oh nothing, it's just a phone book." Hermione responded
"A what book?" Ron and Ginny said at the same time
"A phone book. It's for muggle use." Hermione said
"What kind of muggle use. And what's a phone?" Draco asked
"Oh my god are you stupid?" Harry squealed
"No, but why did you squeal?" Draco laughed
"I don't know, but I do know what a phone is. It's this muggle thing that you call people on. And you can talk to them right there even if they are not there. And you can call people all over the world. But then it is long distance and you will have to pay more money, and you have to call at a convenient time for the other person because if you are calling long distance then there is a time zone difference. And in the United States there is this thing "1-800-call-Att" Don't call that. Just don't" Harry said very fast.
"Say that again slower" Ginny said
"I don't know, but I do know what a phone is. It's this muggle thing that you call people on. And you can talk to them right there even if they are not there. And you can call people all over the world. But then it is long distance and you will have to pay more money, and you have to call at a convenient time for the other person because if you are calling long distance then there is a time zone difference. And in the United States there is this thing "1-800-call-Att" Don't call that. Just don't" Harry said slower
"Oh okay Wow!" They all said
"So then what is a phone book for?" Ron asked
"It's for looking up things to call I guess. I dunno I never used one I just brought it from my house and this little cell phone thing. I bewitched it so it will work in the magic world" Hermione stated
"Cell phone" everyone except Hermione asked
"You sure do ask a lot of questions. A cell phone is another kind of phone thing" Hermione said
"Oh well whatever. So why did you bring these?" Draco asked
"So we can prank call people, don't even bother asking. Just figure it out for yourselves" Hermione said
"Well I don't think now is a good time cuz, we are late changing into our robes and we are practically at Hogwarts!" Ginny gasped
"Well then lets change. We can call later." Hermione said
*They all changed*
******' A/n: Well I will make next chapter later. They will actually do the prank calling So the sooner you review the soon chapter 2. Hey that rhymed.whatever. (
A/N: Well I dunno how I came up with this idea, I just wanted to write something cuz I have no life, and I was looking around the room and saw the phone book and other crap and decided to write sumtin. And this is gonna be really gay I know but so what
Disclaimer: I don't own crap
Harry Potter and the use of muggle things:
Chapter 1: The use of the phone book
Hermione was walking onto the Hogwarts express carrying a large yellow book. She stepped into the compartment sitting Draco, Harry, Ron, and Ginny. Draco has been their friend since summer of 5th year, or just before 6th year. It was now 7th year. (A/N: Yeah yeah yeah)
"Hey Hermione, whatcha got there?" Draco asked
"Oh nothing, it's just a phone book." Hermione responded
"A what book?" Ron and Ginny said at the same time
"A phone book. It's for muggle use." Hermione said
"What kind of muggle use. And what's a phone?" Draco asked
"Oh my god are you stupid?" Harry squealed
"No, but why did you squeal?" Draco laughed
"I don't know, but I do know what a phone is. It's this muggle thing that you call people on. And you can talk to them right there even if they are not there. And you can call people all over the world. But then it is long distance and you will have to pay more money, and you have to call at a convenient time for the other person because if you are calling long distance then there is a time zone difference. And in the United States there is this thing "1-800-call-Att" Don't call that. Just don't" Harry said very fast.
"Say that again slower" Ginny said
"I don't know, but I do know what a phone is. It's this muggle thing that you call people on. And you can talk to them right there even if they are not there. And you can call people all over the world. But then it is long distance and you will have to pay more money, and you have to call at a convenient time for the other person because if you are calling long distance then there is a time zone difference. And in the United States there is this thing "1-800-call-Att" Don't call that. Just don't" Harry said slower
"Oh okay Wow!" They all said
"So then what is a phone book for?" Ron asked
"It's for looking up things to call I guess. I dunno I never used one I just brought it from my house and this little cell phone thing. I bewitched it so it will work in the magic world" Hermione stated
"Cell phone" everyone except Hermione asked
"You sure do ask a lot of questions. A cell phone is another kind of phone thing" Hermione said
"Oh well whatever. So why did you bring these?" Draco asked
"So we can prank call people, don't even bother asking. Just figure it out for yourselves" Hermione said
"Well I don't think now is a good time cuz, we are late changing into our robes and we are practically at Hogwarts!" Ginny gasped
"Well then lets change. We can call later." Hermione said
*They all changed*
******' A/n: Well I will make next chapter later. They will actually do the prank calling So the sooner you review the soon chapter 2. Hey that rhymed.whatever. (