yay! randomness! disclaimer: i dont own a thing. honest. save the tiger on top of my computer and some red nail polish.

graveyard scene from book 4. redone.

Voldemort: Harry Potter has kindly joined us for my rebirthing party. One might go so far as to call him my guest of honor.

Harry gives voldie the finger. The Death Eaters gasp.

Voldemort: Oh yeah!? Gives Harry two fingers.

Harrry spits out the material in his mouth. Harry: F*** yomamma

Voldemort: I killed my momma. And yomamma.

Harry: But Tom... I am yomamma...

Voldie: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Tell us you want it and there will be another chapter. I promise. I, Red Nails, owe everyone who tried to read the old story an apology. Being that this is my first fic ever, that was an embarassing start. *hides face in shame*