A/N: Okay, if you don't like long intros, skip to the story. I wanna have where this one came from on record for anyone who cares. Here goes.

I have a great friend, and her name is Rebecca Arwenna. (Go read her stuff, here and FictionPress.net!!!!) We were talking, and, as is usually the case, we came up with an idea. This idea was (in response to The Order Of The Phoenix) "What if we had Marauder boyfriends?" We both love the Harry Potter books, and I had gotten a 'crush' on Sirius and she 'liked' Remus. We decided it would be cool if we had a story in which all of the Marauders (except Peter, I mean, EW!!!!) had girlfriends. Why is it only James that gets one?!? Poor Sirius!!!! : , ( And Remus too, I suppose. Anyway, she doesn't like writing fan fiction and I do, so we decided I'd write it. Reminder: I AM insane, and this will probably be the stupidest thing you ever see. It spans from when James and Sirius and Remus and all are in Hogwarts, here on out known as the 'Marauder Times,' to beyond the Order Of The Phoenix. There WILL be Spoilers. If you haven't read any of the books, especially Order of the Phoenix, don't read this. Thank you. Rebecca will be beta-ing, so this shouldn't have the many typos my work usually does. This is for you, Becca!!!!! And also for you, Sirius! You live forever in our hearts and thoughts!!

P.S. Please keep in mind that I really hate writing beginnings, so please bear with me if this is clichéd or whatever.

Rebecca: I will be beta-ing this, but I will also take some liberties with the story. Some of the work might be mine, if I see fit to add in my two- sense. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! Oh, crap! The darned department of international wizarding cooperation didn't certify this one! Oh, well. We'll ride on my shooting star, then. Oh, yeah. I won't be correcting the weird punky spelling in Lessa's character profiles.

Character Profiles (MY way, people, MY visions)

Lessa Solarem -5'6", black hair, sapphire eyes, pale skin, personality about that of a dragon; don't mess with her. Pretty good sense of humor though, kinda likely to get in trouble for pranks. Kinda smart. Pretty? I dunno. You decide. I don't think so and I see that face in the mirror everyday. Best friend of Rebecca Arwenna.

Rebecca Arwenna -5'5", brown hair, hazel eyes, pale skin, personality of a bunny rabbit; so sweet, will help with ANYTHING! Totally a friggen' genius! Pretty? No. Absolutely GORGEOUS is the term for her. Best friend of Lessa Solarem. Can be harshly sarcastic when needs be.

Lily Evans -5'5", deep red hair (natural), emerald green eyes, pale skin, somewhere in between Lessa and Rebecca; will help people, but can be temperamental. Smart, sure. Pretty? Yeah, gorgeous, but not as pretty as Becca!

Remus Lupin -5'7", blonde hair, blue eyes, tan-ish skin, nicer than Lessa, not as nice as Becca, nicer than Lily. Werewolf! TREAT WITH CAUTION! Smart, but not as smart as Sirius or James. Actually does the homework, though. Cute? Sure, why the hell not? Good friend of James Potter and Sirius Black.

Sirius Black -5'8", black hair, dark brown eyes, tan, total prankster but not cruel, nice when required, very smart. Doesn't do much homework, yet somehow pulls through. Cute? In my mind, hell yeah! Good friend to Remus Lupin, best friend to James Potter.

James Potter -5'8", black hair that never lies down, hazel eyes, tan, very much a prankster, slightly cruel when it comes to Snape. Never does ANY homework, yet pulls through because he's (almost) as smart as Sirius. (A/N -We see where my biases lies, right?) Cute? Um, if you think Daniel Radcliffe is cute, which I do not, then sure., and apparently Lily thinks so. Good friend to Remus Lupin, best friend to Sirius Black, MAJOR crush on Lily Evans from the get-go.

Peter Pettigrew -5'2", brown hair, brown eyes, guy looks like a mouse! Total idiot, total suck-up. Follows the toughest kids on the playground. Cute? HELL NO!!! (sorry for anyone who LIKES Pettigrew!) Worshipper of Sirius and James.

Severus Snape -5'7", greasy black hair, sneaky, almost-black eyes, SLYTHERIN!!!! TREAT WITH EVEN MORE CAUTION THAN REMUS!!!!!!!!!! Slimy as a snake, picks on Gryffindors as a hobby, total Death Eater. Dark Arts oriented. Cute? NO!!!! POSSIBLY worse than Peter. (Beta note, henceforth known as B/N: Hey! That's not nice!!! Sevie's just misunderstood. He had every right to blow up at Harry for gazing in the pensieve! Especially if he thought Harry was ANYTHING like James! You can see where my sympathies lie. Oy. I've been reading too much of Strega Brava's stuff. Read her Snape-fics on FF.Net. They're good.)

Um, that's all I can think of. All the MAJOR characters. Teachers and other characters will be described as I go along. Enjoy!

"But, Mom. . ."

"No 'buts,' Lessa! If you're going to that. . .that. . .FREAK SHOW, you can just do it in someone else's custody!"

The girl sighed, angry at the unfairness of it all. "Fine. Bye. I love you too."

"Bitch," she mumbled under her breath as she stormed to her room, grabbed a couple of things and stormed out the front door, slamming it behind her. What, oh WHAT was she going to do now? She wandered aimlessly for a while, then it started getting dark. She was petrified. The things that happened to girls at night!

Wait a minute! She smacked her head. Becca! She'd help! She made her way as quickly as possible to Becca's house and made it right when the last of the sun disappeared. She knocked and Becca answered.

"I've been wondering when you'd make your way here!" she admonished. "I called you, but your parents said they'd thrown you out."

"They did, all 'cause I'm a fuckin' witch!"

"You too? I got my letter in the mail this morning! Also, what have I told you about that mouth of yours?!" Lessa nodded and apologized, happy that Becca was a witch, too.

"Kay, well, you can live with us until the term starts. I'm sure Mom and Dad won't mind, they adore you."

Lessa followed Rebecca inside, grateful for at least a place to stay the night.