Library Party 2: The Alarm Clock Fiasco
A.N: Hi! yay. Anyways, Library Party was...deleted. DUN DUN DUN. And I'm too lazy to put it back up so I'm making a sequel. Please Note: The title has absolutely nothing to do with my story. Yay.
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Chapter One//
Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle
Queen-me: We last left Percy and Voldemort...uh...well, I forget where we last left them. But, I know they had a furry baby.
MPNO: Uh..yeah. -glares-
(Percy enters, stage purple.)
MPNO: Um...I'm not gonna ask.
(Percy is holding what appears to be a furry-)
Voldemort: THAT IS MY CHILD! DO NOT INSULT HIM!
Queen-me: And Voldemort kills the narrarator. Now I need to hire a new one. -_-
Percy: So, Voldemortie-wortie, we never named our...erm...child, if you will.
Voldemort: Ah, yes... How about...Howard.
Percy: Howard?
Voldemort: Yes, Howard.
Percy: But...it's not a boy.
Voldemort: Oh? Yes, yes...then, why not, Marta?
Percy: Um, Pookie-doodle-dumdie-pumpkin-wumpkin-bear?
Voldemort: Yessssssss?
Percy: It's not a Girl.
Voldemort: Grr. Fine. How about Howard-Marta?
Percy: Yes, it does have a slight ring to it...Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle....
(And it was then that Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle (HMWR) spoke herhis first words...)
HMWR: Poooooooop!
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(Harry and Hermione enter, closely followed by Peter Pettigrew in rat form.)
Hermione: Um, Harry, Wormtail's following us.
Harry: Yes, and?
Hermione: Well, if you caught him, Sirius's name would be cleared, and...
Harry: -puts hand in her face- Talk to tha hand 'cause tha face aint listanang!
Hermione: Uh...
Parvati: -looks oddly- Uh...
Ron: OH MY GOD! PARVATI SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN Yay!
Dean: Actually, you'll notice that in the first chapter of Library Party, Parvati makes a comment about S.P.E.W.
Ron: Oh. But Lavendars still dumb!
All: YAY!
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MEANWHILE...In the SLYTHERIN common room...
(Draco and Pansy are dying Easter Eggs)
Crabbe: Derr.....Uh, Draco, it's September, why are we making easter eggs?
Pansy: Number one, It's August 30th. Number Two, I don't know. Draco, why ARE we dying Easter eggs?
Draco: Number One, I'm Draco, so you shouldn't have answered in the first place. Number Two, I think we should celebrate Easter all year long! And Number Three, if it's not September, why the Heck are we at Hogwarts?
(Everyone looks at Queen-Me)
Queen-Me: Der...
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MEANWHILE...At KFC...
Person1: Welcome to KFC, may I take your order?
Percon2: Um, yeah, i'd like a side of mashed potatos, popcorn chicken, corn--
MPNO: Um, you there, Queen-Me?
Queen-Me: Yess....?
MPNO: This has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
Queen-Me: Rightttttttt........
(Scene is lost in a plot hole)
Lavendar: Yay!
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A/N: Yay. I hope you liked it. Not as good as the original, but hey, it'll get better. Merry Christmas!
A.N: Hi! yay. Anyways, Library Party was...deleted. DUN DUN DUN. And I'm too lazy to put it back up so I'm making a sequel. Please Note: The title has absolutely nothing to do with my story. Yay.
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Chapter One//
Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle
Queen-me: We last left Percy and Voldemort...uh...well, I forget where we last left them. But, I know they had a furry baby.
MPNO: Uh..yeah. -glares-
(Percy enters, stage purple.)
MPNO: Um...I'm not gonna ask.
(Percy is holding what appears to be a furry-)
Voldemort: THAT IS MY CHILD! DO NOT INSULT HIM!
Queen-me: And Voldemort kills the narrarator. Now I need to hire a new one. -_-
Percy: So, Voldemortie-wortie, we never named our...erm...child, if you will.
Voldemort: Ah, yes... How about...Howard.
Percy: Howard?
Voldemort: Yes, Howard.
Percy: But...it's not a boy.
Voldemort: Oh? Yes, yes...then, why not, Marta?
Percy: Um, Pookie-doodle-dumdie-pumpkin-wumpkin-bear?
Voldemort: Yessssssss?
Percy: It's not a Girl.
Voldemort: Grr. Fine. How about Howard-Marta?
Percy: Yes, it does have a slight ring to it...Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle....
(And it was then that Howard-Marta Weasley-Riddle (HMWR) spoke herhis first words...)
HMWR: Poooooooop!
~*~
(Harry and Hermione enter, closely followed by Peter Pettigrew in rat form.)
Hermione: Um, Harry, Wormtail's following us.
Harry: Yes, and?
Hermione: Well, if you caught him, Sirius's name would be cleared, and...
Harry: -puts hand in her face- Talk to tha hand 'cause tha face aint listanang!
Hermione: Uh...
Parvati: -looks oddly- Uh...
Ron: OH MY GOD! PARVATI SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN Yay!
Dean: Actually, you'll notice that in the first chapter of Library Party, Parvati makes a comment about S.P.E.W.
Ron: Oh. But Lavendars still dumb!
All: YAY!
~*~
MEANWHILE...In the SLYTHERIN common room...
(Draco and Pansy are dying Easter Eggs)
Crabbe: Derr.....Uh, Draco, it's September, why are we making easter eggs?
Pansy: Number one, It's August 30th. Number Two, I don't know. Draco, why ARE we dying Easter eggs?
Draco: Number One, I'm Draco, so you shouldn't have answered in the first place. Number Two, I think we should celebrate Easter all year long! And Number Three, if it's not September, why the Heck are we at Hogwarts?
(Everyone looks at Queen-Me)
Queen-Me: Der...
~*~
MEANWHILE...At KFC...
Person1: Welcome to KFC, may I take your order?
Percon2: Um, yeah, i'd like a side of mashed potatos, popcorn chicken, corn--
MPNO: Um, you there, Queen-Me?
Queen-Me: Yess....?
MPNO: This has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
Queen-Me: Rightttttttt........
(Scene is lost in a plot hole)
Lavendar: Yay!
~*~
A/N: Yay. I hope you liked it. Not as good as the original, but hey, it'll get better. Merry Christmas!