The Worlds worst Mary Sue Fic.
Chapter 1.
Ok one day I got a letter to Hogwarts. And my mom and dad were lke, 'omg we are soo proud we are purebloods sorry we never told u.' and so im like 'okay whatever' but little did I know what would come to me.
Okay well while I was on the train thingie, this guy talked to me, and im like 'ha ha. Im perfect!' and its like, 'ya I kno will u b my girlfrind?' so im like, 'yeah sure.' And his name was harry potter so im like, oh ya! Hes famous!
So anyway, I met this guy named ron, and hes like, 'I luv u.' and im like 'I luv u 2, go out wit me.' So he did. So I had 2 guys going out with me. Im like, I want more.
So I went up to hagrid and im like, omg I love you. And hes like I don't love you. So I took scissors and cut off his abnormally large beard. Then he died of shok. So then I met Draco and hes like, hey im a pureblood. So im like, yeah me too. And hes like, be my g/f so im like oh yeah sure now that's 3. but then voldemort came. So im like, no, these guys are mine. So I poked him with a feather and he shrivled up and died. I was like, oh yeah. So everyone was like, 'omg we luuuvvv u!!!' and im like, 'ya, I kno, I kno.'
The end
Chapter 1.
Ok one day I got a letter to Hogwarts. And my mom and dad were lke, 'omg we are soo proud we are purebloods sorry we never told u.' and so im like 'okay whatever' but little did I know what would come to me.
Okay well while I was on the train thingie, this guy talked to me, and im like 'ha ha. Im perfect!' and its like, 'ya I kno will u b my girlfrind?' so im like, 'yeah sure.' And his name was harry potter so im like, oh ya! Hes famous!
So anyway, I met this guy named ron, and hes like, 'I luv u.' and im like 'I luv u 2, go out wit me.' So he did. So I had 2 guys going out with me. Im like, I want more.
So I went up to hagrid and im like, omg I love you. And hes like I don't love you. So I took scissors and cut off his abnormally large beard. Then he died of shok. So then I met Draco and hes like, hey im a pureblood. So im like, yeah me too. And hes like, be my g/f so im like oh yeah sure now that's 3. but then voldemort came. So im like, no, these guys are mine. So I poked him with a feather and he shrivled up and died. I was like, oh yeah. So everyone was like, 'omg we luuuvvv u!!!' and im like, 'ya, I kno, I kno.'
The end