Otay. This is Chapter Two of the Worlds Worst Mary Sue Fic Ever. Along with the Worlds Worse Spelling Fic Ever. Please continue to read by lowering your scrollbar. Thank you.

Otay well anyway I just killed voldiemort when alllll of these peeps with like dark hoods and like skeleton hands came up to me. They looked like rapppers so im like 'I luuvv you!' and they are like, 'hi were dementors we love you too,' so then we all liked kissed and my soul was lost. But that's okay cause I have magical powers so I came bak to life. So then, I went to potions class with this guy like snape or summin, and I got and o or something on allll of my owls and all of my newts so then I became the headmaster becuz every boy in skool was my b/f except for hagrid but hes just a rotting corpse now. Well anyway, I started playing the banjo with my toes when I heard a knock on the door. And it was voldie again so im like aah how did you get here. And hes like, I have powers so I will kill you! And im like, no you wont! I have gummy bears!!! So I thru the gummi bears at him and he went ooooooo and he died again. So I was like, ha ha. You died. So then I was worshipped as a god for always and eternity.

In the next chapter, the Girl's name is revealed, and the girl gets married, but then divorces because she has to marry every boy in hogwarts.