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as they walk threw the forest the come to a fork in the road.

Ness: which way do we go?

Raiden: No clue. the map says the path to Dream Land should be just a straight line.

Aku Aku: Let's go left.

Raiden: Left it is then.

As they head left they enter a place that doesn't look like dreamland. Even with the evil magic.

Coco: where are we?

Sonya: looks like a neighborhood.

Raiden: We're in The sims! The neighborhood and everything.

Sonya: Let's nock on a door and see if we can get to Dreamland from here.

As Sonya goes to knock on a door a crazed Sim bursts out with a lamp. He looks like Bo Rai Cho and Kung Lao did.

Sonya: We are lost.

Sim:Diggi wuuwuu!

Sonya: Does anyone speak Simish?

Dr.Muto: i have a translator!

Sonya: Good bring it up.

How does this thing work.

Dr.Muto:Just tell it wat language you want. Then say what you want to tell the Sim and it will say it in that language.

Sonya: seems simple enough. (speaking into the translator)Simish

Translator:Language aquired. SIMISH. Please state phrase.

Sonya is about to speak again but raiden bursts in. The Sim is clearly confused.

Raiden: Wait. We can tak a left at #3 Sim Lane and we'll end up in Vice City!

Tails: That sounds familiar.

Ness: I know.

As they arive in Vice City everything is wrecked like all the other places.

Tails: I REMEMBER! Vice City is a place for high crime!

All of a sudden tails is lifted off the ground and pushed against a wall. A man holding a gun is attempting to mug him.

Tommy:Alright! Give me all your money and MAYBE I'll spare your life!

Tails hands him a $20 bill.

Tommy: What is this? This doesn't have our god on it!'

Tails: Who's our god?

Tommy: TRAWN! you Dumb***.

Tails: Whose Trawn?

Tommy: For that i'll kill you!

He's about to shoot but Dr.Muto Transforms into a Gorilla and attacks Tommy.

Raiden: We can get to Muto's house from here!

Dr.Muto: That's good! maybe some of my equipment works!

Everyone is off and Tommy Runs off.

Like it? This is going a completely different way than I thought it would.