Disclaimer: I am sorry to announce that I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I am
also sorry to inform you that I do not own Harry potter. They came from
other brilliant minds that is a lot older than this lady. I do own Red,
Blade, and Maria. I am using a few from a friend in this fanfic. They are
Diandious (Also known as Gimondi Gilbereth. He will mix up his names to be
under cover so watch out for that), Kovulache, Kiyokiyaibida (Kiyo), and
Aldoran.
Hieis4gotndreamr: Hello there. I am here on the behalf of our authoress.
Hieis2dreamer: Yeah right. Hiei, get her.
Hieis4gotndreamr: =running for her life away from Hiei=
Hiei: =running after Hieis4gotndreamr=
Hieis2dreamer: The fifth chapter will have fun tonight with our characters. There is a little OCC in this chapter and I was hoping on putting a lemon but since FF.net wont let me I can't. =pouts= I want to have a lemon on FF.net.
Hiei: =has stopped chasing Hieis4gotndreamr and is holding the aurthoress= Shhh. They can't stop you.
Hieis2dreamr: Yes they can. They can take you off of the site.
Hiei: They wouldn't dare..
Hieis2dreamr: =nods=
Hieis4gotndreamr: Have we forgotten about the fic people? =walks away to do something very random=
Hieis2dreamr: Sorry. Here is chapter five.
Chapter five: Insaneness and mean guys getting hit
"Any of you have..." started Ron Weasly.
"What the Hell?!?!" yelled Hiei.
"What is it, Hiei?" asked Kurama.
"I'm a teacher. Something called Defense against the dark arts," answered Hiei, still quite shocked.
"Your the new DADA teacher?" asked Harry, looking at Hiei with curiosity.
"What is DADA?" asked Yusuke, lost on the subject.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts," answered one of the Ron's brothers, "I am Fred Weasly."
"Are you a twin?" asked Kurama, curious at how two of the red heads look alike.
"Yes. I am his twin brother. My name is George Weasly," said the red head next to Fred.
"It's a pleasure to meet you," replied Kurama.
"Like I was trying to say. Do you have any of you have any money?" asked Ron.
"No," answered the Yusuke gang, sighing.
"Hey sweety. Lets open our letters," said Yusuke.
"Kay. I love you," replied Keiko, looking pretty in her white dress and white shoes.
"I gotta go," said Diandious, and he disapparated to where Voldermort was.
~At Voldermort's location~
"Gimondi," ordered Voldermort, "I need some Marajuana."
"Yes sir," replied Diandious, he disapparated off.
Diandious was gone for twenty minutes. He then returned with Voldermort's requested item.
"Lets go," ordered Voldermort, impatient like.
Voldermort, Lucius Malfoy, and Diandious left their hiding place and out into the muggle world. Three steps from Diandious into the muggle world, he tripped on the edge of his robe and broke open the marajuana. Diandious covered his mouth and nose. But Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy wasn't so lucky. They got high off of the marajuana.
"I love you," yelled Voldermort as he ran up to a muggle man and hugged him.
"GET HIM OFF ME!!!" screamed the muggle man, "SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP ME!!!!!!!"
A police officer just happened to be walking by. (A/N: When does that really happen in the real world?) Voldermort spotted him and released the man he was holding. He then hugged the police officer. Red apparated and started to cracking up.
"STUPIFY!!" yelled Lucius Malfoy, stunning Red. "Gotcha deatheater. Hahahahahahahahaha."
At that moment a group of wizards from the ministry showed up and attempted to arrest Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy. They instead got hugs from both of them.
"Okay then," said a red haired, freckles wizard.
"Arthur, they are high right now. Just take them away," replied Diandious, trying his best to hold back his laughter.
"All right," said the one that Diandious had called Arthur.
Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy disapparated off to the hiding place. Diandious cracked up at that moment.
"What is so funny Diandious?" asked Arthur Weasly, unsure of what to make of his friend from the ministry. (A/N: Yes Ron, Ginny, and the twin's father.)
"You should have been here when they started," answered Diandious, still laughing his head off.
At that moment the ministry spotted Red. They took him to the ministry to be interrogated about the whereabouts of Voldermort.
~ Meantime at Hogwarts in Dumbldore's office ~
Dumbledore and Snape was having a heated argument.
"They can't come here Dumbledore. It is not allowed," said Snape, very angry at the thought of muggles coming to Hogwarts.
"The minister has given them permission," said Dumbledore, and he left with out another word.
Dumbledore went to hogmeade and disapparated off. He reapparated beside Diandious.
"What happened here?" asked Dumbledore.
Diandious was laughing so hard that he was doubled over and crying. He gasped out on minute to Dumbledore.
~ Meanwhile with Yusuke and the others ~
Yusuke and Keiko opened their envelopes and Keiko found a key inside of her envelope.
"I wonder what this key is for?" asked Keiko, to no one in particular.
Fudge shows up and tells Harry that he is to make sure that Keiko don't lose the key and leaves.
"That was strange," said Ron, "I thought he still dismissed that you knew all along that He-who-must-not-be-named was alive until last year."
"I agree but I must do as he asks me to. Let's go get our supplies and then we will talk about this more later," said Harry.
They all headed to Diagon Ally. They headed up some stone steps that lead into Gringots. They walked right up to the head goblin and Kuwabara started to go pale.
"Hey guys," Kuwabara whispered to Kurama, "I saw him in my dream."
"We know that Kuwabara," whispered Kurama back to Kuwabara, "But we have to be nice to him."
"Sir, we need to get to our vaults. These people is new. We are to show them around," said Harry in a business like tone.
"Do they have their key?" asked the head goblin, indicating the Hakusho team. (A/N: This one will be known as Dungi from now on. The head goblin is too long to type and I am getting a muscle cramp in my fingers. Eeek.)
"So that is what this key is for," exclaimed Keiko, holding up the golden key that fell out of her letter.
"Here," said Yusuke, shoving a letter that was placed in the envelope with his notice for Hogwarts up to Dungi.
Dungi grabbed the note and read the front of the envelope.
"Okay," said Dungi, "Beastrial will be your guide."
Beastrial arrived and led the group to the carts. He started towards the first stop.
"There might be dragons in here so watch out," Harry told the Hakusho team.
"Hn," responded Hiei.
The first stop was the vault that Keiko had the key for.
"Lamp please," said Beastrial, after he got out.
Lamp was handed to him by Kurama.
"Key please," said Beastrial.
Keiko got out the key and handed it to Beastrial. He opened the vault and Harry goes into the vault. Harry gets the correct amount needed for half of the supplies for them. He came out and handed the money to Kurama.
"Who's next?" asked Yusuke, as he sat in the cart.
"Ours you.." started Fred.
"F***ing J***," finished George.
Keiko got in with assistance from Kurama into the cart. Everyone else either climbed in or scooted so the other's could get in. The cart left and went for a good ten minutes. The cart stopped at the Weasly's vault. Ron got out and got just enough for him and his sister Ginny to get some school items. He got back into the cart and the cart left. A good thirty minutes later they got to Harry's vault.
Harry went into the vault and got the rest of the money needed for them. Harry got back into the cart and the cart started back up. Kuwabara started to turn green by the end of the ride. They made their way back up to the top. They got out of the cart and made their way out of Gringotts. They stepped out of Gringots and into the sun.
"Harry..Harry," hollered a young lady with bushy brown hair.
"Hermoine," Harry hollared back.
Hermoine ran up to Harry and gave him a hug. She then went to Ron and gave him a hug.
"Who are these People, Harry?" asked Hermoine, just realizing the Yu Yu Hakusho gang was there.
"This is Kurama, Yusuke, Yukina, Kuwabara, Botan, and the new DADA teacher Hiei," answered Harry, pointing to each in turn and quickly takes his finger out of Hiei's reach.
"And she is?" asked Hermoine, curious.
"This is Keiko," said Ron, happily.
With the introductions made they split up. Ron, Harry, and Hermoine with the Hakusho gang. Fred, George and a red haired girl went off to Flourishes and Blotts for the school books.
"Lets get your robes first," suggested Hermoine, knowing it would take the longest.
"Yeah," said Harry, confident in Hermione's decision.
They headed to the magic robe store. The boys was first up. The witch started on Kuwabara since he was the tallest. Kuwabara got freaked out so much by the tape measurer that he fainted. Yusuke was next and he just stood there being what he considered as a man. Next was Kurama. Kurama was a bit freaked out by the measuring tape but got past that as he was fitted for a robe. Hiei was after Kurama. Hiei tried to cut the measuring tape in several pieces but failed miserably. The measuring tape was just too smart for him. They then had the girls go. Keiko had special fitting robes because of her condition. Yukina stood still and waited to get finished. Botan then was all hyper-like and started to bounce. She finally calmed down enough for the witch to make the robe after an hour. They had picked up their robes and headed to get their books from Florish and Blotts. They accidentally ran into Mr. Crimson Blade.
"Hello Mr. Blade. How are you?" asked Hermoine.
"F*** you," answered Blade.
Harry, Fred, and George started to chew Blade out. Yusuke was holding Keiko and was asking for everyone to calm down.
"Shut up," yelled Yusuke, "You are causing distress on my woman. That is not good for the baby!"
Hieis2dreamer: Thank you for handling with my long and boring chapter.
Hiei: =chasing Hieis4gotndreamer around the room=
Hieis4gotndreamer: I am sorry!!!! =running for dear life from Hiei=
Hieis2dreamer: That is enough Hiei.
Hiei: Hn. =puts away his katana and leaves=
Hieis4gotndreamer: Please review the fic for miss dreamer. It will be highly appreciated. =leaves to do something very very nice for the authoress=
Hieis2dreamer: Thank you. And for all who likes to flame, I have a treat for you in my next chapter. Please review. =goes to chibi form= Pwease review.
Hieis4gotndreamr: Hello there. I am here on the behalf of our authoress.
Hieis2dreamer: Yeah right. Hiei, get her.
Hieis4gotndreamr: =running for her life away from Hiei=
Hiei: =running after Hieis4gotndreamr=
Hieis2dreamer: The fifth chapter will have fun tonight with our characters. There is a little OCC in this chapter and I was hoping on putting a lemon but since FF.net wont let me I can't. =pouts= I want to have a lemon on FF.net.
Hiei: =has stopped chasing Hieis4gotndreamr and is holding the aurthoress= Shhh. They can't stop you.
Hieis2dreamr: Yes they can. They can take you off of the site.
Hiei: They wouldn't dare..
Hieis2dreamr: =nods=
Hieis4gotndreamr: Have we forgotten about the fic people? =walks away to do something very random=
Hieis2dreamr: Sorry. Here is chapter five.
Chapter five: Insaneness and mean guys getting hit
"Any of you have..." started Ron Weasly.
"What the Hell?!?!" yelled Hiei.
"What is it, Hiei?" asked Kurama.
"I'm a teacher. Something called Defense against the dark arts," answered Hiei, still quite shocked.
"Your the new DADA teacher?" asked Harry, looking at Hiei with curiosity.
"What is DADA?" asked Yusuke, lost on the subject.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts," answered one of the Ron's brothers, "I am Fred Weasly."
"Are you a twin?" asked Kurama, curious at how two of the red heads look alike.
"Yes. I am his twin brother. My name is George Weasly," said the red head next to Fred.
"It's a pleasure to meet you," replied Kurama.
"Like I was trying to say. Do you have any of you have any money?" asked Ron.
"No," answered the Yusuke gang, sighing.
"Hey sweety. Lets open our letters," said Yusuke.
"Kay. I love you," replied Keiko, looking pretty in her white dress and white shoes.
"I gotta go," said Diandious, and he disapparated to where Voldermort was.
~At Voldermort's location~
"Gimondi," ordered Voldermort, "I need some Marajuana."
"Yes sir," replied Diandious, he disapparated off.
Diandious was gone for twenty minutes. He then returned with Voldermort's requested item.
"Lets go," ordered Voldermort, impatient like.
Voldermort, Lucius Malfoy, and Diandious left their hiding place and out into the muggle world. Three steps from Diandious into the muggle world, he tripped on the edge of his robe and broke open the marajuana. Diandious covered his mouth and nose. But Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy wasn't so lucky. They got high off of the marajuana.
"I love you," yelled Voldermort as he ran up to a muggle man and hugged him.
"GET HIM OFF ME!!!" screamed the muggle man, "SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP ME!!!!!!!"
A police officer just happened to be walking by. (A/N: When does that really happen in the real world?) Voldermort spotted him and released the man he was holding. He then hugged the police officer. Red apparated and started to cracking up.
"STUPIFY!!" yelled Lucius Malfoy, stunning Red. "Gotcha deatheater. Hahahahahahahahaha."
At that moment a group of wizards from the ministry showed up and attempted to arrest Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy. They instead got hugs from both of them.
"Okay then," said a red haired, freckles wizard.
"Arthur, they are high right now. Just take them away," replied Diandious, trying his best to hold back his laughter.
"All right," said the one that Diandious had called Arthur.
Voldermort and Lucius Malfoy disapparated off to the hiding place. Diandious cracked up at that moment.
"What is so funny Diandious?" asked Arthur Weasly, unsure of what to make of his friend from the ministry. (A/N: Yes Ron, Ginny, and the twin's father.)
"You should have been here when they started," answered Diandious, still laughing his head off.
At that moment the ministry spotted Red. They took him to the ministry to be interrogated about the whereabouts of Voldermort.
~ Meantime at Hogwarts in Dumbldore's office ~
Dumbledore and Snape was having a heated argument.
"They can't come here Dumbledore. It is not allowed," said Snape, very angry at the thought of muggles coming to Hogwarts.
"The minister has given them permission," said Dumbledore, and he left with out another word.
Dumbledore went to hogmeade and disapparated off. He reapparated beside Diandious.
"What happened here?" asked Dumbledore.
Diandious was laughing so hard that he was doubled over and crying. He gasped out on minute to Dumbledore.
~ Meanwhile with Yusuke and the others ~
Yusuke and Keiko opened their envelopes and Keiko found a key inside of her envelope.
"I wonder what this key is for?" asked Keiko, to no one in particular.
Fudge shows up and tells Harry that he is to make sure that Keiko don't lose the key and leaves.
"That was strange," said Ron, "I thought he still dismissed that you knew all along that He-who-must-not-be-named was alive until last year."
"I agree but I must do as he asks me to. Let's go get our supplies and then we will talk about this more later," said Harry.
They all headed to Diagon Ally. They headed up some stone steps that lead into Gringots. They walked right up to the head goblin and Kuwabara started to go pale.
"Hey guys," Kuwabara whispered to Kurama, "I saw him in my dream."
"We know that Kuwabara," whispered Kurama back to Kuwabara, "But we have to be nice to him."
"Sir, we need to get to our vaults. These people is new. We are to show them around," said Harry in a business like tone.
"Do they have their key?" asked the head goblin, indicating the Hakusho team. (A/N: This one will be known as Dungi from now on. The head goblin is too long to type and I am getting a muscle cramp in my fingers. Eeek.)
"So that is what this key is for," exclaimed Keiko, holding up the golden key that fell out of her letter.
"Here," said Yusuke, shoving a letter that was placed in the envelope with his notice for Hogwarts up to Dungi.
Dungi grabbed the note and read the front of the envelope.
"Okay," said Dungi, "Beastrial will be your guide."
Beastrial arrived and led the group to the carts. He started towards the first stop.
"There might be dragons in here so watch out," Harry told the Hakusho team.
"Hn," responded Hiei.
The first stop was the vault that Keiko had the key for.
"Lamp please," said Beastrial, after he got out.
Lamp was handed to him by Kurama.
"Key please," said Beastrial.
Keiko got out the key and handed it to Beastrial. He opened the vault and Harry goes into the vault. Harry gets the correct amount needed for half of the supplies for them. He came out and handed the money to Kurama.
"Who's next?" asked Yusuke, as he sat in the cart.
"Ours you.." started Fred.
"F***ing J***," finished George.
Keiko got in with assistance from Kurama into the cart. Everyone else either climbed in or scooted so the other's could get in. The cart left and went for a good ten minutes. The cart stopped at the Weasly's vault. Ron got out and got just enough for him and his sister Ginny to get some school items. He got back into the cart and the cart left. A good thirty minutes later they got to Harry's vault.
Harry went into the vault and got the rest of the money needed for them. Harry got back into the cart and the cart started back up. Kuwabara started to turn green by the end of the ride. They made their way back up to the top. They got out of the cart and made their way out of Gringotts. They stepped out of Gringots and into the sun.
"Harry..Harry," hollered a young lady with bushy brown hair.
"Hermoine," Harry hollared back.
Hermoine ran up to Harry and gave him a hug. She then went to Ron and gave him a hug.
"Who are these People, Harry?" asked Hermoine, just realizing the Yu Yu Hakusho gang was there.
"This is Kurama, Yusuke, Yukina, Kuwabara, Botan, and the new DADA teacher Hiei," answered Harry, pointing to each in turn and quickly takes his finger out of Hiei's reach.
"And she is?" asked Hermoine, curious.
"This is Keiko," said Ron, happily.
With the introductions made they split up. Ron, Harry, and Hermoine with the Hakusho gang. Fred, George and a red haired girl went off to Flourishes and Blotts for the school books.
"Lets get your robes first," suggested Hermoine, knowing it would take the longest.
"Yeah," said Harry, confident in Hermione's decision.
They headed to the magic robe store. The boys was first up. The witch started on Kuwabara since he was the tallest. Kuwabara got freaked out so much by the tape measurer that he fainted. Yusuke was next and he just stood there being what he considered as a man. Next was Kurama. Kurama was a bit freaked out by the measuring tape but got past that as he was fitted for a robe. Hiei was after Kurama. Hiei tried to cut the measuring tape in several pieces but failed miserably. The measuring tape was just too smart for him. They then had the girls go. Keiko had special fitting robes because of her condition. Yukina stood still and waited to get finished. Botan then was all hyper-like and started to bounce. She finally calmed down enough for the witch to make the robe after an hour. They had picked up their robes and headed to get their books from Florish and Blotts. They accidentally ran into Mr. Crimson Blade.
"Hello Mr. Blade. How are you?" asked Hermoine.
"F*** you," answered Blade.
Harry, Fred, and George started to chew Blade out. Yusuke was holding Keiko and was asking for everyone to calm down.
"Shut up," yelled Yusuke, "You are causing distress on my woman. That is not good for the baby!"
Hieis2dreamer: Thank you for handling with my long and boring chapter.
Hiei: =chasing Hieis4gotndreamer around the room=
Hieis4gotndreamer: I am sorry!!!! =running for dear life from Hiei=
Hieis2dreamer: That is enough Hiei.
Hiei: Hn. =puts away his katana and leaves=
Hieis4gotndreamer: Please review the fic for miss dreamer. It will be highly appreciated. =leaves to do something very very nice for the authoress=
Hieis2dreamer: Thank you. And for all who likes to flame, I have a treat for you in my next chapter. Please review. =goes to chibi form= Pwease review.