Chapter Sixteen-Wedding

(Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around....)

*This chapter is ridiculously long. I apologize in advance. As it is so freaking long, it also took me

longer than normal to write it. Apologize for leaving everybody hanging for a few days, but you'd really

hate me if I chopped this in two. Major things happening guys, we're closing in on a conclusion....

Captain Jack Sparrow strolled through the streets of Port Royal, happy as a clam and not

caring who saw him. He and Catherine were going to be married with the support of the governor. He

didn't really think anything could put a damper on his spirits now, and he wasn't even drunk! As he

swaggered through the back streets lined with small, humble homes, he suddenly ran into something to

little for him to have noticed as he walked. After stumbling into a nearby wall, shaking his head and

making sure his hat was still intact, Jack looked down to see what he had collided with. Sitting on the

ground in front of him, looking quite shaken himself, was the same little boy who had been sent to fetch

the pirate to Catherine the day before.

"Peter, me boy!" Jack cried happily as he pulled the child to his feet. "Sorry lad, not hurt are

ye?" The boy shook his head, still slightly dazed by his sudden encounter with Sparrow. "Good. Have

you spent yer shilling yet, my young friend?"

"No, sir," said Peter as he regained his bearings. "I can't decide what to spend it on!" The

child held out his hands, apparently frustrated at the thought of the shiny coin burning a whole in his

pocket, as Jack laughed at his innocence.

"A nice hat's always a good thing ter have," said Jack as Peter dusted himself off. "Do you

have a hat?"

"No, sir."

"Well there you are." Peter was smiling at the idea of buying himself a great big hat, just like

Jack's, when a woman came out of a nearby doorway. She was calling Peter's name, but suddenly

stopped short when she saw him talking to the pirate. As the woman ran up to snatch her child back

inside, Jack straightened up and stuck his hand out.

"Err, how d'ye do, ma'am. Just having a word with Peter here, hope ye don't mind?" The

woman clutched Peter's shoulder and narrowed her eyes in appraisal as Peter explained to his mother

who this man was. He told her that Jack was the basis of his job for Will Turner.

"I know Mr. Turner and his wife," the woman said. "If they trust you then I guess it is all right

for you to talk to my son." Jack folded his hands and bowed (which was actually more of a bobble) his

thanks. "Unfortunately, it is past Peter's bedtime." The boy scurried inside with a look of

disappointment on his face; he was really growing quite fond of the pirate. "Now," said Peter's mother

with her arms crossed, "Peter didn't tell me your name?" Jack sort of coughed and shuffled from side

to side, trying to think of the best way to avoid this unpleasant situation.

"Well, that would be because he doesn't know me name."

"That would make sense, I suppose. I mean, you are a pirate, are you not? It can't be too

safe for you to be in Port Royal after what happened. I assume you know what I'm talking about?"

Jack's mouth dropped open. This woman was trying to say that she thought he was one of the pirates

who attacked the town a year ago!

"Now wait just a minute! I know what yer tryin' to say, but I happened to have been locked in

a cell in the fort when that blasted crew of mutineers attacked Port Royal, for your information!" The

woman relaxed slightly, but still left her arms crossed in front of her chest as Jack looked behind her to

see Peter with his ear pressed against the window of their home.

"Very well. I still would be interested to know what business you have here. Why shouldn't I

just alert the guard at the fort as to your presence?" Jack threw his hands up in frustration.

"Because I'm not here to cause trouble! I just came for my girl, I just want to get married!" At

this Peter's mother's mouth dropped open, Jack's shock now having been transferred to her. "Look

Mrs....."

"Thatcher."

"Look Mrs. Thatcher, I really don't want any trouble. I don't have any ill will toward yer boy,

I happen to like the kid. And I really wish ye'd tell me what to do to keep ye from lettin' that bloody

commodore knowin' I'm still here! Outta respect fer the Turners, at least, could ye just keep yer

peace?" Mrs. Thatcher's eyebrows rose in curiosity.

"The Turners?" Jack smacked himself in the head, realizing what a stupid mistake he'd just

made.

"Had to do somethin' stupid. Aye, the Turners."

"Very well, you tell me what this has to do with the Turners, and I will swear on my son's head

that I won't turn you in." After looking at the woman sideways for a few minutes while flexing his

fingers to help him think, Jack just shrugged his shoulders.

"Because my girl is Mrs. Turner's sister. There, happy?" A look of complete and udder shock

came over the woman's face.

"What?"

"Are ye gonna tell or not? Please let me know so I can be on me way."

"No, I won't tell."

"Thanks very much." And with that Jack Sparrow strode off towards his ship, not in the best

of moods, leaving Peter's shocked mother standing in the street in front of her home. As left the street

and went inside, a very small but greatly significant detail of the recent scene presented itself, a detail

that would prove almost disastrous to Jack, Catherine, and everyone else involved: a face in a window

across the street smiled and disappeared behind a curtain.

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The next day was one of excitement for Catherine. The entire morning and afternoon were

spent making arrangements for the small, secret wedding that would take place that night. Will was

running all across Port Royal looking for a trustworthy minister. Governor Swann was making sure that

he would not be missed at the fort as well as swearing every member of his household to secrecy.

Elizabeth, having found a nursemaid for baby Jack, had devoted herself entirely to her sister. She gave

her advice and encouragement, as well as made her sit still long enough to fix her hair and calm her

nerves. As Elizabeth stood behind her sister brushing her long auburn hair, she couldn't help but let a

tear run down her cheek.

"Cate?"

"Yes, darling?"

"You know how happy I am for you, and I wouldn't want to do anything to ruin your day,

don't you?" Catherine nodded, confused as to where this was going.

"Yes."

"Have you realized that this may be your last day in Port Royal for a long time?" Catherine

turned around her look at her sister, one arm resting on the back of her chair and the other twirling a

strand of hair. "We won't be always together after today like we have been our entire lives."

"Oh Tess," said Catherine as she stood up and took her sister into her arms. "I know that

things will be very different. It may be months, even years between visits home, but that will make our

meetings so much sweeter." Catherine, the strong child, stroked her baby sister's hair as she cried

softly into her shoulder. "You will always be my Tess, no matter what happens, but I must go with

Jack."

"I know you must, I just wish there was some way for us to stay together as well," Elizabeth

said, wiping the tears from her eyes.

"I know, Tess, so do I." The two sisters stood there holding each other for a minute or two

before Catherine sat back down in the chair and the wedding preparations began again. It was, after

all, only an hour or so until dark. Only an hour or so until Jack and marriage.

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At the same time Elizabeth was setting Catherine's hair, Jack was being subjected to another

form of grooming aboard the Pearl. He found himself submerged in a tub of water being scrubbed so

hard his brown skin turned pink by Gibbs and Mr. Cotton while at the same time shouting at Anna

Maria to be careful with his clothes, which she was scrubbing in another tub a few feet away.

"Blast, Gibbs! Are ye tryin' to clean me or kill me!?!" Gibbs just laughed and threw a bucket

of soapy water over Jack's head.

"Don't ye want te be presentable fer yer lovely lady?" Jack looked up at him and sneered.

Gibbs tilted his head to one side. "That and I had to get revenge fer that bucket o' water ye threw on

me while I was sleepin' in Tortuga last year." As Gibbs smirked and scrubbed, Jack laughed

sarcastically and splashed water all over Gibbs' front. As the two men continued their battle of wills

and water, Mr. Cotton shook his head and continue to scrub while Anna Maria doubled over laughing.

This was a sight you didn't see everyday!

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After the sun had set and all was dark in Port Royal, Jack, Gibbs, and Anna Maria were let into

the governor's mansion by Will, who showed them to a candlelit green in back of the house. At the

same time the pirates were arriving for the wedding, a small woman in a tattered dress was talking to a

small group of soldiers in the empty market square.

"Ye'll never believe what I heard las' night, gents, ye'll just never believe it!" The soldiers

laughed at the old woman, who would do anything for a decent story to tell them.

"I saw a pirate standing in the street talking to that poor widow Thatcher!"

"Oh come off it, Annie."

"It's true I tell ye! And what's more, 'e was tellin' 'ow 'e was 'ere te get married!" One

soldier was bent over with his hands on his knees, he was laughing so hard. The old woman put her

hands on her hips obstinately.

"And ye'll never guess who 'e said 'e was goin' te be marryin'."

"We give up, Annie, who?"

"The gov'ner's daughter! Ye know, the spitfire one wi' the wild 'air. 'E even went as far as ter

say 'e was good friends wi' the other'n an' 'er 'usband!" Most of the soldiers broke out into hysterics

at this last bit, but one of them stared at the tiny, wrinkled woman with a very serious look on her face.

"This pirate, what did he look like, Annie?"

"Well, 'e 'ad yer usual worn leather boots an' 'at. 'E also 'ad a red scarf tied about 'is 'ead

an' long brown 'air wi' lots o' beads an' such tied inter it." The soldier's eyebrows shot up.

"Did he look kind of crazy, waving his arms about and swaying?"

"Aye." The soldier turned around and began running back to the fort. His fellows looked after

him with curiosity.

"What are you doing, mate?" The soldier turned his head and shouted over his shoulder as he

ran.

"I've got to tell Commodore Norrington! Jack Sparrow's in Port Royal!"

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A few minutes later the old gossip, Annie, was walking down the street on which she lived with

her friend, another old gossip, as young Peter Thatcher was running up and down the street looking for

his mother's cat. She had promised him that if he found the cat and brought it into the house for the

night that she would take him to the market the next day to spend his shilling. As Peter was crawling

underneath a small cart behind which the cat was lying, Annie and her friend passed his way.

"I just don't believe it, Annie, tell me one more time what 'appened?"

"I was talkin' ter some soldiers an' I told 'em 'bout that pirate an' what 'e said te the widow

Thatcher, an' the next thing I knew the commodore his'self was stompin' off with a bunch o' soldiers te

go and find 'im. I'm tellin' ye, May, I 'ave personally assisted in the capture o' a dangerous pirate!

Ain't that just somethin'?" The two women continued chattering on their way. Peter, having

completely forgotten the cat, shot out from under the cart with a look of horror on his face. The child

ran as fast as he could back to his small house where his mother was waiting for him.

"Mum! We've got to go help the pirate!"

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The stars were shining brightly as Catherine Swann took her father's arm and walked out onto

the small patch of green behind the stately governor's mansion. The sight that met her eyes was one

which she would treasure for the rest of her life. In place of a church aisle, there was a small trail on the

grass lit by two shining rows of tiny lanterns leading up to a circle of candles and torches. Inside this

circle she saw her sister holding a bright tropical flower with a long white ribbon tied around its stem

and Will standing next to her with the baby, who also had a flower clutched in his tiny fist. Across the

way from Elizabeth and Will stood Gibbs and Anna Maria, who also each had a flower and were the

cleanest they could possibly be. In the very center of the circle stood a minister with an open Bible in

his hand, and next to him stood Jack. Catherine beamed as she looked upon the man who would soon

be her husband. If cleanliness was next to godliness, then Jack was the most pious of saints; everything

about him had been cleaned. His clothes were crisp and his skin gave off a radiant glow; his hair was

shining in the candlelight, each metal bead and coin sending tiny gold shimmers dancing across his face.

Catherine smiled, turned to her father who squeezed her hand, and the two of them began their walk

down the aisle.

Jack Sparrow looked up from his shoes, which he had been staring at nervously ever since he

had come outside, to see the most beautiful creature he had ever seen in his life. Catherine's deep hair

was set in soft curls with small tendrils floating across her fair neck and shoulders. She wore a simple

dress, a gown of her mother's, which was the soft ivory of a pearl darkened slightly by time and held a

single white orchid in her graceful hand. Jack's breath caught in his throat as he looked on his bride.

Catherine's face was set in a wide, loving smile as she walked down the aisle of lanterns, the glow from

the fires unable to compete with the heavenly light radiating from her happy face and her fiery eyes. As

she and her father reached the circle, Governor Swann turned to his daughter, kissed her once on each

cheek, and then put her hand into that of the pirate. Together they turned to face the minister, ready to

begin their life together hand in hand.

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The residents of the small, quaint street of Port Royal on which Will and Elizabeth lived were

awakened by a loud bang and the sound of splintering wood. As the alarmed neighbors came out of

their doors to see what was happening, two soldiers emerged from the broken door of the Turner's

small house.

"There's no one here, sir." Commodore Norrington nodded, his hands clasped calmly behind

his back.

"Very well. The fact that they are not at home at this late hour makes it perfectly clear that

there is only one other place they may be," he said, his voice beginning to take on a slightly excited

tone. "Men, we move on. To the governor's mansion."

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Jack held Catherine's hand in his as he held out a shining gold band and repeated the words of

commitment spoken by the minister. As he began to put the ring on her finger, a young voice was

heard coming around the house.

"Mr. Turner! Mr. Pirate! Is anybody there?" The wedding party turned to see a small boy

running towards them, panting. Jack stooped down and grasped him by the shoulder.

"What is it, Peter?" The child struggled to speak between gasps.

"It's...the soldiers...commodore...on their way...looking for pirate...old lady...told

about...wedding...guards coming..." Elizabeth let out a shriek. Jack stood up, his jaw set firmly, and

clutched Catherine's hand as she began to breath faster and faster, trying not to panic and searching

Jack's face for any sign of what to do.

"Minister," said the pirate solemnly, "can we please complete the ceremony quickly?" The

reverend nodded. Jack took Catherine's trembling hand and placed the ring on her finger. "With this

ring, I thee wed." Tears slowly began trickling down her face as Jack held both of her hands tightly in

his strong grasp. The two stared into each other's eyes, unmoving and silent.

"I now pronounce you man and wife in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Amen." The minister closed his Bible. Loud cries and the sound of heavy feet came from the house.

Jack pulled his wife to him and kissed her, softly but painfully. As he withdrew Catherine placed her

hands on his shoulders, pleading with her eyes. The pirate spoke without taking his eyes off of her tear

stained face.

"Peter." The child pulled himself up off the ground on which he had collapsed.

"Yes, sir?"

"Does your mother have a plan?"

"Yes, sir. I am supposed to bring you back with me to hide until the soldiers go away."

"Good lad. Catherine," Jack said as he took her hands off of his shoulders and placed them on

Governor Swann's arm. "Wait here. I will bring you to me when it is safe." The woman nodded and

lifted her trembling fingers to her husband's beloved face. Jack closed his eyes for a brief moment as

his eyebrows knit together in anguish, then he opened his eyes, kissed Catherine's fingertips softly,

hoisted the still panting Peter onto his back and ran off into the night.