A/N: Hello!! Eva here...again, hehe, anyway...I just wanna tell you all that I'm gonna go to this ridiculous camp from tomorrow(wed) to Saturday at like 6 PM, so unfortunately I will not be able to upload or update it in that interval, so please R+R!! Or even better, tell ppl to read it too, haha...well gotta go!! Cya!!

((translations will be between these signs, thank you!!))

Sorry if it's long...but I will be away...hehe...enjoy!!

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine...

~The Happiest and Most Distressful Place on Earth Part I~

It was exactly seven 'o clock at night, Naruto and Hinata were getting ready for their first date. This time, Naruto dressed differently than his usual orange jumpsuit, instead, he dressed up in a casual orange shirt and khaki pants (seems the kinda the same eh?). Hinata dressed up in a black dress which brings out Hinata's dark blue hair, which had grown down to her shoulders, which was in curls.

In her bedroom, Sakura dressed up casually in her usual clothes and got everything set for Hinata's date. She put the earpiece in her ear and put the headset and microphone in her handbag and then headed to Hinata's room.

Meanwhile, Rock Lee was in his normal clothes and gathered up his headset and microphone, and he was ready.

Naruto knocked on Hinata's bedroom door, and Hinata opened it. Her date held out his hand and gave her one of his famous smiles.

"Ready to go, Hinata?" Naruto asked her.

"Yes, Naruto-kun," Hinata blushed and then they both walked down the stairs and then they were out the door, with Rock Lee slyly following them. Sakura soon came out of the house and she saw Rock Lee outside pursuing the couple.

"Lee-san?" Sakura went over to him, who was startled from her voice.

His black eyes smiled with a secret hidden behind them, and Rock Lee put a hand behind her head and answered, "Oh, hello Sakura-san. Beautiful night, isn't it?" Rock Lee couldn't help it when a big sweat drop appeared on his forehead.

Sakura looked at him suspiciously and noticed that he had a wire wrapped around his ear. She went closer to him and touched his ear, and Rock Lee stepped back. "Oh, this? Hehe, it's nothing." Rock Lee put his hands in front of him to prevent Sakura from coming closer to find out what he was up to.

Sakura sighed and then put up a finger and pointed at him. "Don't tell me that you're wired too," Rock Lee gave a guilty giggle and then put his arms down and looked below at his feet.

"Sakura-san, it's not what you think," but before Rock Lee could get a chance to explain, Sakura held out an earpiece that she carried and smiled.

"We were both set up to help them, huh?" Sakura laughed and then put the item into her ear, and then walked passed him. Rock Lee tried to gather up the information of what had happened just then, and then he caught up with Sakura, and stopped her.

Sakura looked at him with a puzzled look and Rock Lee held her an arm. "Want to go together Sakura-san?" Rock Lee offered his arm, and Sakura smiled, "tonight, you will be my date, then." Rock Lee laughed as the both of them continued on.

~*~

"Naruto-kun," Hinata sat down onto her comfy seat when she saw their dinner table with two candles that were lit, and a violin player beside the table. She was surprised and Naruto sat down across from her, "it is beautiful, Naruto-kun," Hinata observed the beautiful china, and the eating utensils which were of a silvery color which sparkled from the candle's light.

"Heh heh!! No problem, you're worth it, Hinata," Naruto laughed as the waiter handed the couple their menus.

"May I take your order, sir?" the patient waiter waited for Naruto to answer as he searched through the noodles section. (ironic eh?) Hinata smiled and then ordered her meal.

"I'll have the Anko Special ((sweet bean paste wrapped in mochi skin))," Hinata politely ordered her meal to the waiter, as Naruto was still looking through the noodles section. ^^

Naruto gave a chuckle and then put his menu down and the waiter had his pen ready. The blonde guy said, "I would like some ramen noodles, with extra spicy seasonings, and please hold the chicken soup....and do you have Oriental Mix?" Hinata and the waiter had a sweat drop on the side of their heads and the waiter answered him.

"Um, well do you want your 'ramen' noodles to be in any kind of soup?" the waiter wrote down on his notepad, and Naruto shook his head.

"I'll have the Oriental Mix soup, please." Naruto smiled, and Hinata blushed. He is so adorable, she thought, and then she heard a static in her ear.

Sakura.

The waiter had a question mark on his head and then sighed, "Would you like anything for dessert, then?" he addressed to Naruto and Hinata. They both shook their heads and Hinata touched her ear to remove the static.

"Uh, Hinata? Is something wrong with your ear?" Naruto asked, while he is also fiddling with his own ear. Hinata blushed and shook her head.

"Hinata? Hinata?" a voice came out from the earpiece, and only Hinata could hear it. Hinata cleared her throat in the response, and the voice then continued, "ok, I have the connection, and it's a little unclear around here, since I'm also in the restaurant with you." Sakura answered.

Hinata was surprised and calmly looked around the room, while Naruto was still busy fiddling with his earpiece. Rock Lee answered into the earphone, "Naruto? Hello, I'm in the restaurant, when you need help just clear your throat." Naruto heard him and then looked around the restaurant.

The fiddler was next to them playing a nice slow song, and Hinata was listening with pleasure. Naruto was nervous and then he started a conversation, "Hinata? So, how are you doing?"

At a table nearby, Sakura heard what Naruto said, and talked into the microphone, "I'm fine, thank you Naruto-kun,"

"I'm fine, thank you Naruto-kun," Hinata repeated.

"Sip a bit of your tea, guys think that it's sexy when their dates do that," Sakura informed her as she sipped her cup of tea watching the couple trying to strike up a conversation. And a waiter nearby came over to her and asked for her number, and Sakura knocked him down, and muttered, "Guys,"

"Guys," Hinata said, and then she realized what she just said. Naruto looked at Hinata and asked her if she was all right.

Nearby, the waiter kept on nagging on Sakura for her number, "No!! Get away from me, perv!!"

"No!! Get away from me you perv!!" Hinata yelled out at her. She was even surprised at what she just said, and Naruto cocked his head to his side and scratched his head.

After Sakura got rid of the perverted waiter, she realized that her microphone was on when she said all those stuff. "Damn,"

"Damn!" Hinata answered. Her white eyes were shocked and then held her ear to fix it because she thought that she heard the wrong thing.

"Hinata?" Naruto smiled, "is something wrong?" Naruto asked. Hinata smiled and shook her head.

Rock Lee was at a table looking at Sakura. "She's having a good time, huh?" as Rock Lee observed Sakura knocking down some love struck waiters coming up to her.

Naruto then replied to Hinata, "She's having a good time, huh?" Hinata gazed at him in a disappointed manner.

"Who is having a good time?" Hinata put her hands on her waist.

"Huh? Oh, nothing nothing!! Heh Heh!!" Naruto laughed and then fiddled around with his ear to remove the static.

Sakura moved her cup aside and then looked at Hinata, and she heard Naruto saying something about another girl. "Who are you talking about, Naruto- kun?" Sakura spoke into the mic.

Hinata agreed of what Sakura said into her earpiece and asked Naruto, "Who are you talking about, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto gave her a confused look and tried to answer.

Rock Lee lied back onto his cushion chair and then sighed. "Sakura-san, tsk tsk tsk," he was disappointed that a lot of guys are all over her.

Naruto wasn't sure if it was a -San or -Chan...it was a -Chan, he thought. "Sakura-Chan, tsk tsk tsk," he said in a naughty manner and then Hinata gasped with her hands to her mouth.

Naruto opened his blue eyes and then put his hand to his mouth as if to prevent his mouth to blab out some words.

"Naruto-kun..."Hinata looked saddened.

"Hinata, it isn't what you think," Naruto moved his hands around in front of him to persuade Hinata that he doesn't like Sakura anymore, just Hinata.

Back at Sakura's table, she talked into the mic and apologized for messing her up and that she will not screw up ever again. Hinata received the message and understood. Near Sakura, she was waiting for Naruto to talk...so she looked around the room and thought that she saw someone familiar.

His black hair and his pale skin.