Disclaimer: I do NOT own any Yu-Gi-Oh! related people or things... I don't
own Jody either... she owns herself... I own me though! Oh ya... and I
don't own Oreos... Unless... I own the Oreos I buy from the store... ah,
whatever. I just don't own them.
~Starfish = SF~
SF - **sitting at home on her couch, eating Oreos**
Jody - **walks into SF's house** Hi! ^_^
SF - Ummm... hi?
Jody - **sees the Oreos** Are those... OREOS?!
SF - **eyes widen, hides the Oreos behind her back** Nu!
Jody - I saw them already... I know you have them.
SF - That you do... that you do... **pulls the crushed Oreos out from behind her** Grr... STUPID CHEAP OREOS!
Jody - O.O;;;; Ummm... well, they do get crushed if you... ummm... **shrugs**
SF - Really... HEY!
Jody - **jumps half a mile in the air, surprised** Ya? O.o
SF - YU-GI-OH!'s OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________^
Jody - YAY!
SF - **sighs** I wish we could be in Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Both - **magically disappear**
SF - O.O **blinks** Where are we? **turns and sees Yami standing behind her** AH! I KNOW YOU!
Jody - **looks over** OH MY GAWD! IT'S... IT'S... YAMI BAKURA!
SF - **blank stare**
Jody - **looks over at SF** Ummm...
SF - **eyes widen** BAKUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **glomps him**
Y. Bakura - O.O Get off of me mortal!
SF - NEVER! **spots something and drops Y. Bakura**
Y. Bakura - o.o;;
SF - It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S... SETO!
Seto - O.O Who the hell?!
Jody - **looks in the opposite direction** It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S...--
SF - **cuts Jody off** NO COPYING! That phrase is trademark... **glares evilly**
Jody - FINE BITCH! IT'S MY JOEY!
Joey - Your... Joey?
Jody - Yes! ^_^
Joey - o.o;;;;;
Seto - **tries to sneak away**
SF - WHERE THE HELL DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOIN?!?! **grabs Seto's arm** I luuuuuv you... ^______________^
Seto - Greeeeeeeat...
Y. Bakura - **laughing and pointing at Seto uncontrollably**
Seto - Oh, quiet... Hey... **pushes SF's hand away** Leave me alone!
SF - **starts crying uncontrollably** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jody - Now look what you made her do! **goes up and slaps him**
Joey - I think I like her...
Jody - Yay! ^_^
SF - **still crying... gets really loud**
Seto - I can't take it!!!! **walks up to her and puts his hand on her shoulder, looking disgusted at himself**
SF - **stops crying** YAY! ^___________^
Jody - Thank God she shut up... You gotta watch what you say around her.
SF - Heeeeeeeeeeey! What's that supposed to mean!?!? **starts to cry a little**
Seto - I see what you mean...
Jody - I'm sooooooorrrrrrrrrry! ^_^;;;;;
SF - **stops** That's oki! ^____^ **hugs Seto**
Seto - O.O Can't... breathe... **gasps for air**
SF - ^___________________________________^ **doesn't seem to notice**
Seto - **pulls away, taking big breaths**
Joey - Heeeeeeeeeeeeey... Lookie here, Kaiba's got himself a lil girlfriend! ^_^
Seto - Why you... --
Jody - **evil glare** Don't you think about it.
Seto - Oh, but I am thinking about it.
SF - O.O **confused**
Jody - Instead, why don't you think about my fist going up your -
SF - LEAVE MY SETO ALOOOOONE! VIOLENCE IS NOT FUN!
Seto - You're right, it's not...
Y. Bakura - Yes it is! And so's world domination!
SF - O.O............. I luuuv you! ^__^ **glomps Seto**
Seto - You say you "luuuv" him but yet, you glomp me?
SF - Yesh... That is correct! ^___^
Y. Bakura - O.O Too... cute... Must... wash out eyes...
SF - **has a strange attraction to mean/disturbed men** Heehee! You're funny Y. Bakura...
Y. Bakura - o.o;;; No I'm not.
SF - YESH!
Y. Bakura - NO!!
SF - YESH!!!
Y. Bakura - NO!!!!
SF - YESH!!!!!
Everyone except SF - **blown away** O.O;;;;;;;;
SF - HAHA! You guys are funny...
Yami - Heeey... Doesn't anyone love me?
SF - I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ^________^
Jody - Me too!
Joey - I thought you loved me...
Jody - I do! ^_^ **hugs Joey**
Joey - ^_^
Seto - **looking at SF, mumbles "player"**
SF - That was MEAN! **starts crying. likes mean guys... but not guys that are mean to her**
Seto - .. Nevermind...
Jody, Joey, Yami and Y. Bakura - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Seto - NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!
Yami - You don't need to yell! Geez!
Seto - -_-;;;; **smacks his head**
SF - **stops crying and goes over to Seto** Don't do that! You'll hurt yourself!
Seto - ...........?
Joey - Someone ACTUALLY CARES about KAIBA?!?!?!?!
Jody - Scary, isn't it...
Joey - Yep... o.o;;;;
SF - But... but... I don't want him hurting himself... That's mean that no one cares... HE IS A PERSON YOU KNOW!
Seto - Ya... A person with ears that you just blew straight off my head!!!!!!!
SF - O.O Sorry...
Seto - It's ok.
Joey - KAIBA SAYING IT'S OK?!?!?! I GOTTA GET THIS!!!! **pulls out camcorder and starts recording**
Seto - **he's... BLUSHING?!** Oh shut-up mutt.
SF - ^_____^ Yep yep yep... Joey's a mutt! ^_______^
Joey - **frowning** But... everybody loves the cute huggable me...
SF - NU-UH!
Seto - **grinning** I think I like her.
Jody - Well... WELL... SETO'S A GREEDY HEARTLESS MEAN... BASTARD!
Seto - **blinks** So?
SF - **sniff** Don't say that about my Seto!
Jody - Truth hurts! XD
SF - -_-;;;;;;;
Yami - **sniff** No one's fighting over me...
Y. Bakura - Stupid Pharaoh... Maybe if you gave me the puzzle...
Yami - I told you! NO!
SF - O.O No to what?!
Yami - -_-;;;; Not that...
SF - You mean NO ummm... what to call it... queerness here?
Yami - Nope! ^_^
SF - YAY! Finally!
Mokuba - **comes running up** Hi big brother! **sees SF** Who's she?
SF - Me...?
Mokuba - Ya.
SF - I'm me!
Seto - -_-;;;;; Her names... er... What's your name?
SF - Why, it's Starfish of course!!!!! ^_________^
Seto - Starfish? What the fu-
SF - Nu Seto, nu nasty language.
Seto - What the fuck kind of name is Starfish?!
SF - I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!
Seto - Quite a nasty mouth... I really like her! ^_^
Joey - KAIBA?! DID YOU JUST SMILE?!
Seto - Ummm... no? Shut up mutt.
Joey - Ok... Hey wai-
SF - ^______________________________^
Everyone - **looks at SF**
SF - ^______________________________^
Yami - Why are you so happy?
SF - Cause I got married to Seto in the real world, and now, I can REALLY get married to him!!!!!!! ^________________________________^
Seto - Who said I wa -
Jody - I'm so happy for you! You'll make a great couple! ^_^
Seto - But I di -
Joey - Ya! I agree!
Seto - The thing i --
Mokuba - But big brooooooother...!
SF - SHUT UP! IM SICK OF YOUR "BIG BROTHER" SHIT! LEAVE SETO ALONE YOU FUCKING FREAK!!
Mokuba - **sniff** That was-
Jody - Go Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey - FINALLY! I've been waitin forever for someone ta get that brat ta shut up.
Seto - -_-;;;;
Yami - Oooooh! Can I be the priest?!
SF - Yeppers! You bet! But... not until I tie Mokuba up and... er... I mean... get Mokuba seated................ **innocent look** ^___________________________________________________________________^
Jody - I'll get the rope... er... I mean... awwww, fuck it. I'll get the damn rope.
Seto - Finally.
SF - ???????
Seto - Everyone's been nice to Mokuba... I've always wanted to just strangle him...
SF - Then why do you save him from Pegasus?
Seto - Cause I got paid to.
Mokuba - But big broooooooooooo-
SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Seto - CAN IT!
Jody - I SECOND THAT MOTION!
Joey - Hey... that must be why you're so rich...
Seto - ???
Joey - You probably got paid a LOT to save him... That's why you have so much money, Mr. Moneybags.
Seto - Shut up mutt.
SF - But is that why you're so rich?
Seto - Yep. ^_^
Joey - Did Kaiba just say... "YEP"?!?! THEN SMILE?!?!
Seto - No!
SF - Nope, he didn't.
Joey - O.o;;;;;;;; **confused**
Seto - **sees that Joey's confused** Now that's a sight you see every day...
SF - Heheh... I luuuv your rudeness.
Seto- It's not rude, it's the truth.
Jody - Kaiba, instead of making fun of Joey help me throw your brother in the dumpster.
Seto - **mumbles** Whatever. **just stands there**
SF - I get to push the dumpster off a cliff, right?!
Seto, Jody, and Joey - Sure.
Tea - **appears** That's not nice! Friends are friends and friends are supposed to be friends and friends don't -
SF - What the fuck?
Jody - Point is?
SF - Point is she needs to take a trip with Mokuba... over... a certain... cliff... er... FUCK YOU TEA! **coughs**
Tea - Saying that to friends is unfriendly and if friends become unfriendly than friends and friends -
Joey - AH! **can't take it anymore, shoves Mokuba and Tea into the dumpster and shoves it over the cliff**
Everyone - **cheers**
Voice from the bottom of the cliff - ... and friends don't throw friends off friendly cliffs unless those friends do it in a friendly wa -
Seto - **throws a huge rock off the cliff** I can't stand her friendship talks... they make absolutely no sense at all!!!!!
To Be Continued...
~~~~~
SF - Well everyone, how was that chappie? ^_____^
Yami - Great but... I wasn't in it much.
Y. Bakura - Me either...
SF - But... Yami... I don't know what you were doing but... Y. Bakura... you were plotting world domination.
Y. Bakura - So I was...
Jody - Don't worry! You'll be in the next one!... Maybe...
Yugi, Tristan, Mai, and Malik - But we weren't in it at all!
SF - Dun worry! You'll come in soon enough!
Pegasus - I wasn't in it either!
Jody - Oh, and we're not planning on it either, you gay faggot! ^_^
SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP JODY! We are putting him in it... we have to torture him! ^________________^
Jody - You're right! What was I thinking?! **evil grin** ^_^ Hey... wait... Star... why do you get the bigger smilies?!
SF - Cause... cause... cause... cause... CAUSE... IM SUGAR DRUNK!! ^___________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________^
Jody - Riiiiight...
Seto - I can't believe I smiled...
Joey - Me either...
Seto - Shut up, mutt.
Joey - Oka - ... HEY! That's mean! Stop calling me that!
Seto - But it's fun.
SF - ^________________________^ Stay tuned for the next chappie, and remember the 4 R's! Read, review, and be respectful IN your reviews.
Jody - But that's only 3 R's...
SF - Your point is? ^________^
Jody - **sigh** -_-;;;;;;;;; R + R.
~Starfish = SF~
SF - **sitting at home on her couch, eating Oreos**
Jody - **walks into SF's house** Hi! ^_^
SF - Ummm... hi?
Jody - **sees the Oreos** Are those... OREOS?!
SF - **eyes widen, hides the Oreos behind her back** Nu!
Jody - I saw them already... I know you have them.
SF - That you do... that you do... **pulls the crushed Oreos out from behind her** Grr... STUPID CHEAP OREOS!
Jody - O.O;;;; Ummm... well, they do get crushed if you... ummm... **shrugs**
SF - Really... HEY!
Jody - **jumps half a mile in the air, surprised** Ya? O.o
SF - YU-GI-OH!'s OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________^
Jody - YAY!
SF - **sighs** I wish we could be in Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Both - **magically disappear**
SF - O.O **blinks** Where are we? **turns and sees Yami standing behind her** AH! I KNOW YOU!
Jody - **looks over** OH MY GAWD! IT'S... IT'S... YAMI BAKURA!
SF - **blank stare**
Jody - **looks over at SF** Ummm...
SF - **eyes widen** BAKUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **glomps him**
Y. Bakura - O.O Get off of me mortal!
SF - NEVER! **spots something and drops Y. Bakura**
Y. Bakura - o.o;;
SF - It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S... SETO!
Seto - O.O Who the hell?!
Jody - **looks in the opposite direction** It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S...--
SF - **cuts Jody off** NO COPYING! That phrase is trademark... **glares evilly**
Jody - FINE BITCH! IT'S MY JOEY!
Joey - Your... Joey?
Jody - Yes! ^_^
Joey - o.o;;;;;
Seto - **tries to sneak away**
SF - WHERE THE HELL DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOIN?!?! **grabs Seto's arm** I luuuuuv you... ^______________^
Seto - Greeeeeeeat...
Y. Bakura - **laughing and pointing at Seto uncontrollably**
Seto - Oh, quiet... Hey... **pushes SF's hand away** Leave me alone!
SF - **starts crying uncontrollably** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jody - Now look what you made her do! **goes up and slaps him**
Joey - I think I like her...
Jody - Yay! ^_^
SF - **still crying... gets really loud**
Seto - I can't take it!!!! **walks up to her and puts his hand on her shoulder, looking disgusted at himself**
SF - **stops crying** YAY! ^___________^
Jody - Thank God she shut up... You gotta watch what you say around her.
SF - Heeeeeeeeeeey! What's that supposed to mean!?!? **starts to cry a little**
Seto - I see what you mean...
Jody - I'm sooooooorrrrrrrrrry! ^_^;;;;;
SF - **stops** That's oki! ^____^ **hugs Seto**
Seto - O.O Can't... breathe... **gasps for air**
SF - ^___________________________________^ **doesn't seem to notice**
Seto - **pulls away, taking big breaths**
Joey - Heeeeeeeeeeeeey... Lookie here, Kaiba's got himself a lil girlfriend! ^_^
Seto - Why you... --
Jody - **evil glare** Don't you think about it.
Seto - Oh, but I am thinking about it.
SF - O.O **confused**
Jody - Instead, why don't you think about my fist going up your -
SF - LEAVE MY SETO ALOOOOONE! VIOLENCE IS NOT FUN!
Seto - You're right, it's not...
Y. Bakura - Yes it is! And so's world domination!
SF - O.O............. I luuuv you! ^__^ **glomps Seto**
Seto - You say you "luuuv" him but yet, you glomp me?
SF - Yesh... That is correct! ^___^
Y. Bakura - O.O Too... cute... Must... wash out eyes...
SF - **has a strange attraction to mean/disturbed men** Heehee! You're funny Y. Bakura...
Y. Bakura - o.o;;; No I'm not.
SF - YESH!
Y. Bakura - NO!!
SF - YESH!!!
Y. Bakura - NO!!!!
SF - YESH!!!!!
Everyone except SF - **blown away** O.O;;;;;;;;
SF - HAHA! You guys are funny...
Yami - Heeey... Doesn't anyone love me?
SF - I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ^________^
Jody - Me too!
Joey - I thought you loved me...
Jody - I do! ^_^ **hugs Joey**
Joey - ^_^
Seto - **looking at SF, mumbles "player"**
SF - That was MEAN! **starts crying. likes mean guys... but not guys that are mean to her**
Seto - .. Nevermind...
Jody, Joey, Yami and Y. Bakura - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Seto - NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!
Yami - You don't need to yell! Geez!
Seto - -_-;;;; **smacks his head**
SF - **stops crying and goes over to Seto** Don't do that! You'll hurt yourself!
Seto - ...........?
Joey - Someone ACTUALLY CARES about KAIBA?!?!?!?!
Jody - Scary, isn't it...
Joey - Yep... o.o;;;;
SF - But... but... I don't want him hurting himself... That's mean that no one cares... HE IS A PERSON YOU KNOW!
Seto - Ya... A person with ears that you just blew straight off my head!!!!!!!
SF - O.O Sorry...
Seto - It's ok.
Joey - KAIBA SAYING IT'S OK?!?!?! I GOTTA GET THIS!!!! **pulls out camcorder and starts recording**
Seto - **he's... BLUSHING?!** Oh shut-up mutt.
SF - ^_____^ Yep yep yep... Joey's a mutt! ^_______^
Joey - **frowning** But... everybody loves the cute huggable me...
SF - NU-UH!
Seto - **grinning** I think I like her.
Jody - Well... WELL... SETO'S A GREEDY HEARTLESS MEAN... BASTARD!
Seto - **blinks** So?
SF - **sniff** Don't say that about my Seto!
Jody - Truth hurts! XD
SF - -_-;;;;;;;
Yami - **sniff** No one's fighting over me...
Y. Bakura - Stupid Pharaoh... Maybe if you gave me the puzzle...
Yami - I told you! NO!
SF - O.O No to what?!
Yami - -_-;;;; Not that...
SF - You mean NO ummm... what to call it... queerness here?
Yami - Nope! ^_^
SF - YAY! Finally!
Mokuba - **comes running up** Hi big brother! **sees SF** Who's she?
SF - Me...?
Mokuba - Ya.
SF - I'm me!
Seto - -_-;;;;; Her names... er... What's your name?
SF - Why, it's Starfish of course!!!!! ^_________^
Seto - Starfish? What the fu-
SF - Nu Seto, nu nasty language.
Seto - What the fuck kind of name is Starfish?!
SF - I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!
Seto - Quite a nasty mouth... I really like her! ^_^
Joey - KAIBA?! DID YOU JUST SMILE?!
Seto - Ummm... no? Shut up mutt.
Joey - Ok... Hey wai-
SF - ^______________________________^
Everyone - **looks at SF**
SF - ^______________________________^
Yami - Why are you so happy?
SF - Cause I got married to Seto in the real world, and now, I can REALLY get married to him!!!!!!! ^________________________________^
Seto - Who said I wa -
Jody - I'm so happy for you! You'll make a great couple! ^_^
Seto - But I di -
Joey - Ya! I agree!
Seto - The thing i --
Mokuba - But big brooooooother...!
SF - SHUT UP! IM SICK OF YOUR "BIG BROTHER" SHIT! LEAVE SETO ALONE YOU FUCKING FREAK!!
Mokuba - **sniff** That was-
Jody - Go Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey - FINALLY! I've been waitin forever for someone ta get that brat ta shut up.
Seto - -_-;;;;
Yami - Oooooh! Can I be the priest?!
SF - Yeppers! You bet! But... not until I tie Mokuba up and... er... I mean... get Mokuba seated................ **innocent look** ^___________________________________________________________________^
Jody - I'll get the rope... er... I mean... awwww, fuck it. I'll get the damn rope.
Seto - Finally.
SF - ???????
Seto - Everyone's been nice to Mokuba... I've always wanted to just strangle him...
SF - Then why do you save him from Pegasus?
Seto - Cause I got paid to.
Mokuba - But big broooooooooooo-
SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Seto - CAN IT!
Jody - I SECOND THAT MOTION!
Joey - Hey... that must be why you're so rich...
Seto - ???
Joey - You probably got paid a LOT to save him... That's why you have so much money, Mr. Moneybags.
Seto - Shut up mutt.
SF - But is that why you're so rich?
Seto - Yep. ^_^
Joey - Did Kaiba just say... "YEP"?!?! THEN SMILE?!?!
Seto - No!
SF - Nope, he didn't.
Joey - O.o;;;;;;;; **confused**
Seto - **sees that Joey's confused** Now that's a sight you see every day...
SF - Heheh... I luuuv your rudeness.
Seto- It's not rude, it's the truth.
Jody - Kaiba, instead of making fun of Joey help me throw your brother in the dumpster.
Seto - **mumbles** Whatever. **just stands there**
SF - I get to push the dumpster off a cliff, right?!
Seto, Jody, and Joey - Sure.
Tea - **appears** That's not nice! Friends are friends and friends are supposed to be friends and friends don't -
SF - What the fuck?
Jody - Point is?
SF - Point is she needs to take a trip with Mokuba... over... a certain... cliff... er... FUCK YOU TEA! **coughs**
Tea - Saying that to friends is unfriendly and if friends become unfriendly than friends and friends -
Joey - AH! **can't take it anymore, shoves Mokuba and Tea into the dumpster and shoves it over the cliff**
Everyone - **cheers**
Voice from the bottom of the cliff - ... and friends don't throw friends off friendly cliffs unless those friends do it in a friendly wa -
Seto - **throws a huge rock off the cliff** I can't stand her friendship talks... they make absolutely no sense at all!!!!!
To Be Continued...
~~~~~
SF - Well everyone, how was that chappie? ^_____^
Yami - Great but... I wasn't in it much.
Y. Bakura - Me either...
SF - But... Yami... I don't know what you were doing but... Y. Bakura... you were plotting world domination.
Y. Bakura - So I was...
Jody - Don't worry! You'll be in the next one!... Maybe...
Yugi, Tristan, Mai, and Malik - But we weren't in it at all!
SF - Dun worry! You'll come in soon enough!
Pegasus - I wasn't in it either!
Jody - Oh, and we're not planning on it either, you gay faggot! ^_^
SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP JODY! We are putting him in it... we have to torture him! ^________________^
Jody - You're right! What was I thinking?! **evil grin** ^_^ Hey... wait... Star... why do you get the bigger smilies?!
SF - Cause... cause... cause... cause... CAUSE... IM SUGAR DRUNK!! ^___________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________^
Jody - Riiiiight...
Seto - I can't believe I smiled...
Joey - Me either...
Seto - Shut up, mutt.
Joey - Oka - ... HEY! That's mean! Stop calling me that!
Seto - But it's fun.
SF - ^________________________^ Stay tuned for the next chappie, and remember the 4 R's! Read, review, and be respectful IN your reviews.
Jody - But that's only 3 R's...
SF - Your point is? ^________^
Jody - **sigh** -_-;;;;;;;;; R + R.