SF - Welcome to chapter 2 of our... slightly... awesome ficcy! ^_____^
Remember, we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! so BACK OFF! ^____^ Heheh... We dun own
the weakest link either... or Magic Knight Rayearth for that matter.
Jody - Nope, nope! ^_^
~~~
We left off with Seto Kaiba throwing a boulder onto Tea because she wouldn't die.
Jody - I don't get her speeches either... they scare me.
Joey - **pats Jody on the back** Same here. ^_^
SF - ^_____________________________^
Seto - What are you so happy about?
SF - Mokuba and Tea are dead! ^________^ Let us celebrate!
Jody - **walks over to the edge and shouts** YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK... GOODBYE!
Joey - Heh... I love that show!
SF - O.o You get "the Weakest Link" here?
Seto - I can get any channel imaginable.
Joey - Duh... You're Mr. Moneybags.
SF - **blank stare... blinks** Ummm... Joeeeeeey??? ^____^
Joey - Uh... ya?
SF - Weren't you GOING OUT with MAI?
Joey - Oh... ya, well, ya see, the thing with that is... she's a stuck up, selfish little bitch.
Jody - Yay! ^_^ That's why I love you Joey! SF - **laughing like a maniac**
Seto - **joins SF and starts laughing**
Joey - What? What's so funny?
Voice from behind Joey - **coughs** So, is that what you really think?
Joey - Ummm... yes?
Mai - Well, I got news for ya Joey... I'M DUMPING YOU, YOU TWIT!!!
Everyone - **blown away** O.O
Jody - **cough** Skank **cough**
Seto + SF - **still laughing**
Mai - Goodbye, Joey. **turns around and leaves**
Yami - **was holding it in, but can't anymore, starts laughing** You have to admit Joey, that was funny!
Y. Bakura - Yes... it was mildly funny when you called her a bitch and she was about to strangle you... But I would've called her a whore.
Seto + SF - **finally stop laughing**
Joey - **looks at SF** You knew she was right behind me, didn't you...
SF - **starts laughing again** **wipes tears away from her eyes cause she's laughing so hard**
Joey - -_-;;; I'll take that as a yes.
Yami - Hey... ummm... We've been standing here forever...
SF - **blinks** Ya... and... where is here?
Jody - **shrugs**
SF - **coughs** Ooooh! I know! Me and Seto were supposed to get married!!
Yami - That's right! ^_^
Seto - But I still never ag-
Everyone - **ignores him**
Y. Bakura - **missing**
Jody - Where's Y. Bakura???
SF - **randomly walks off, finds a house and wanders in** Hmm... **wanders into the bathroom and sees Y. Bakura and Malik under a blanket in the bathroom** O.O What are you doing?!
Malik - O.o ... IT WAS HIM! **runs out**
Y. Bakura - O.o . **runs out**
SF - O.O
Everyone Else - **comes in**
Yami - What is it?
SF - O.O
Seto - What's wrong?
SF - O.O
Jody - SPEAK WOMAN!
SF - Bakura... and Malik... I think... I'm gonna hurl...
Joey - O.o Umm... **sees a piece of paper on the ground, walks over, and picks it up, reading it out loud** "To take over the world we must: 1) Get money, 2) Run an... ice cream shop?
Everyone - O.o What the-? Nova (from Magic Knight Rayearth) - **walks in**
SF - O.O What the freak are you doing here?
Nova - I heard Hikaru was here...
SF - No you sick, nasty, psychotic bitch.
Nova - **shrugs and walks off**
Jody - O.o What the fuck was that?
Everyone - **shrugs**
SF - MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
Everyone - O.o ????
SF - **shrugs** Felt like it.
Everyone - o.o
Jody - We must find Y. Bakura and Malik before they... er... "take over the world".
SF - You mean fucking embarrass their mother fucking selfs.
Jody - Er... riiight...
Yami - Okay, let's split up to search! ^_^
SF - MY WEDDINGS RUIINNEEDD!!!!!!
Seto - **rolls his eyes**
Yami - The team... er... leaders can be Starfish and Jody. I'll go with Starfish! ^_^
Joey - I'll go with Jody.
Jody - YAY! ^_^
Seto - Starfish... I still don't get that name...
Jody - Neither do we. O.o
SF - We need someone to go with Mr. And Mrs. WHEELER over there. -_-;;;
Joey - O.o;;;;
Tristan - **randomly walks up**
Jody - Tristan can come! ^_^
SF - Ewwww... Tristan's a fruit spoon.
Joey - He's my friend!
SF - "Friend"?
Joey - O.o... No.
Yami - **brings out a bowl of wet noodles**
SF - YUMMY!
Yami - Want soooome? ^_^
SF - YA! ^______^
Yami - **hands her the bowl and pulls out his own**
SF - **takes a bite** O.O
Everyone - ????
Yami - What's wrong?
SF - They're... WET!
Seto - Duh...
SF - THEY KILLED POOR INNOCENT WATER TO MAKE THESE NOODLES!
Everyone Except For Yami - O.O
Yami - THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!
SF - Yes! Tis! **throws the bowl**
Yami - **throws his into a nearby ocean** GO HOME POOR WATER!
SF - Tis a sad ending...
Yami - Yes... Tis...
Everyone Except Yami And SF - O.O;;;;
Random Announcer Dude (RAD) - What will happen to the bowl thrown out to sea? Will they ever find Y. Bakura and Malik? Why do they have Chocobos? And who is this 'Kemi' girl? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
SF - This ain't Dragon Ball Z... O.o;;;
RAD - Well, excuuuuuuse me!
SF - Did you fart?
RAD - O.o;;;;
SF - R + R ^_______^
Jody - Nope, nope! ^_^
~~~
We left off with Seto Kaiba throwing a boulder onto Tea because she wouldn't die.
Jody - I don't get her speeches either... they scare me.
Joey - **pats Jody on the back** Same here. ^_^
SF - ^_____________________________^
Seto - What are you so happy about?
SF - Mokuba and Tea are dead! ^________^ Let us celebrate!
Jody - **walks over to the edge and shouts** YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK... GOODBYE!
Joey - Heh... I love that show!
SF - O.o You get "the Weakest Link" here?
Seto - I can get any channel imaginable.
Joey - Duh... You're Mr. Moneybags.
SF - **blank stare... blinks** Ummm... Joeeeeeey??? ^____^
Joey - Uh... ya?
SF - Weren't you GOING OUT with MAI?
Joey - Oh... ya, well, ya see, the thing with that is... she's a stuck up, selfish little bitch.
Jody - Yay! ^_^ That's why I love you Joey! SF - **laughing like a maniac**
Seto - **joins SF and starts laughing**
Joey - What? What's so funny?
Voice from behind Joey - **coughs** So, is that what you really think?
Joey - Ummm... yes?
Mai - Well, I got news for ya Joey... I'M DUMPING YOU, YOU TWIT!!!
Everyone - **blown away** O.O
Jody - **cough** Skank **cough**
Seto + SF - **still laughing**
Mai - Goodbye, Joey. **turns around and leaves**
Yami - **was holding it in, but can't anymore, starts laughing** You have to admit Joey, that was funny!
Y. Bakura - Yes... it was mildly funny when you called her a bitch and she was about to strangle you... But I would've called her a whore.
Seto + SF - **finally stop laughing**
Joey - **looks at SF** You knew she was right behind me, didn't you...
SF - **starts laughing again** **wipes tears away from her eyes cause she's laughing so hard**
Joey - -_-;;; I'll take that as a yes.
Yami - Hey... ummm... We've been standing here forever...
SF - **blinks** Ya... and... where is here?
Jody - **shrugs**
SF - **coughs** Ooooh! I know! Me and Seto were supposed to get married!!
Yami - That's right! ^_^
Seto - But I still never ag-
Everyone - **ignores him**
Y. Bakura - **missing**
Jody - Where's Y. Bakura???
SF - **randomly walks off, finds a house and wanders in** Hmm... **wanders into the bathroom and sees Y. Bakura and Malik under a blanket in the bathroom** O.O What are you doing?!
Malik - O.o ... IT WAS HIM! **runs out**
Y. Bakura - O.o . **runs out**
SF - O.O
Everyone Else - **comes in**
Yami - What is it?
SF - O.O
Seto - What's wrong?
SF - O.O
Jody - SPEAK WOMAN!
SF - Bakura... and Malik... I think... I'm gonna hurl...
Joey - O.o Umm... **sees a piece of paper on the ground, walks over, and picks it up, reading it out loud** "To take over the world we must: 1) Get money, 2) Run an... ice cream shop?
Everyone - O.o What the-? Nova (from Magic Knight Rayearth) - **walks in**
SF - O.O What the freak are you doing here?
Nova - I heard Hikaru was here...
SF - No you sick, nasty, psychotic bitch.
Nova - **shrugs and walks off**
Jody - O.o What the fuck was that?
Everyone - **shrugs**
SF - MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
Everyone - O.o ????
SF - **shrugs** Felt like it.
Everyone - o.o
Jody - We must find Y. Bakura and Malik before they... er... "take over the world".
SF - You mean fucking embarrass their mother fucking selfs.
Jody - Er... riiight...
Yami - Okay, let's split up to search! ^_^
SF - MY WEDDINGS RUIINNEEDD!!!!!!
Seto - **rolls his eyes**
Yami - The team... er... leaders can be Starfish and Jody. I'll go with Starfish! ^_^
Joey - I'll go with Jody.
Jody - YAY! ^_^
Seto - Starfish... I still don't get that name...
Jody - Neither do we. O.o
SF - We need someone to go with Mr. And Mrs. WHEELER over there. -_-;;;
Joey - O.o;;;;
Tristan - **randomly walks up**
Jody - Tristan can come! ^_^
SF - Ewwww... Tristan's a fruit spoon.
Joey - He's my friend!
SF - "Friend"?
Joey - O.o... No.
Yami - **brings out a bowl of wet noodles**
SF - YUMMY!
Yami - Want soooome? ^_^
SF - YA! ^______^
Yami - **hands her the bowl and pulls out his own**
SF - **takes a bite** O.O
Everyone - ????
Yami - What's wrong?
SF - They're... WET!
Seto - Duh...
SF - THEY KILLED POOR INNOCENT WATER TO MAKE THESE NOODLES!
Everyone Except For Yami - O.O
Yami - THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!
SF - Yes! Tis! **throws the bowl**
Yami - **throws his into a nearby ocean** GO HOME POOR WATER!
SF - Tis a sad ending...
Yami - Yes... Tis...
Everyone Except Yami And SF - O.O;;;;
Random Announcer Dude (RAD) - What will happen to the bowl thrown out to sea? Will they ever find Y. Bakura and Malik? Why do they have Chocobos? And who is this 'Kemi' girl? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
SF - This ain't Dragon Ball Z... O.o;;;
RAD - Well, excuuuuuuse me!
SF - Did you fart?
RAD - O.o;;;;
SF - R + R ^_______^