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"To your left is Confusus. To your right is The Land Of Muggles. Behind you is Peeves and if you'll be so kind as to look straight up you'll notice that the owls hate you. Have a nice day!" Grinning Fred Weasly walked away from the newest addiction to Hogwarts.

"First years, so amusing." Chuckled, George Weasly, as the two of them walked into the Great Hall and took seats next to Ginny and Harry.

"What have you two been up to?" Ginny asked nervously.

Grabbing a piece of toast off her plate Fred answered. "Us? We've been up to nothing!"

"Nothing!" echoed his twin.

Yawning George made a motion for his brother to follow him. The two got up an sauntered away.

"They are up to something." Ron announced. Ginny and Harry nodded in union.

Fred and George quickly dashed out of the hall down two moving stair cases through three tapestries and down a hall to a statue of a hunchbacked hag. Fred said the spell while George watched the hall.

"Oy, Fred someone's coming!"

Grunting George spun around and waited for the first year to go by. Grinning broadly till she went by, once she did the two climbed into the statue and slide down.

"Oof, George next time try not to land on me."

"Sorry, Fred."

Getting up they made the long walk to the end of the passage. Putting all their weight into it they slowly opened the trap door. Fred stuck his head out and glanced around before signaling to his brother to follow him out. The two made a quick dash for the door out of the basement. The door lead them out to Honeydukes.

"Alright. Perfect."

"Yes, perfect, except for one thing."

"Which is?"

George pointed to a tall man with a beard and half moon glasses, who was staring at the two of them from the 'disgusting foods' arrangment. If Fred didn't know better the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen looked a bit, guilty?

"Er, hello Professor..." Muttered George walking toward his teacher.

"Uh, ahem, er, yes. Hello..." Dumbledore sputtered.

The threesome stared at each other for a few minutes before Fred got up the caurge to ask the greatest wizard of our time why he was in a candy store.

"So, um, Professor...Come here often?"

"What? Hmm? Well...yes. Don't tell McGonagall though."

"You kidding," Cried George, "She'd skin us alive if she knew we were here!"

Dumbledore grinned at two of the best troublemakers Hogwarts has ever seen.

"If you won't say anything I won't say anything."

"DEAL!"

The threesome wandered off. The twins to buy some butterbeer and Dumbledore to decide if he should get Chocolate Frogs or Every Flavor Beens.