Oooooh another chapter people won't read!
Hehehehe just kidding. ^^;
Disclaimer: Me=owner of many weird and uncanny characters from her own personal short/long stories, but NOT owner of Trigun or any characters that are..uh...in the Trigun series and/or manga. Plus not owner of the show/comic itself. (DUH!!)
Chapter Two: Hate and War
*We find Wolfwood, Millie, and Meryl walking down the street back to the park, after they had gotten donuts from the donut shop for free.(The owner was too nervous around Nick to make him or anyone in his company pay.) Vash is still far away from Meryl as possible.*
Vash: Awww...but but but....*gets all teary-eyed* I wanna be wif you guys!! WHYYYY?!
Author Chick: Don't worry Mr. The Stampede, you'll be in one of my other fan-fics. This one's for Millie and Wolfwood!! You'll get your chance.
*Author Chick drags Vash out off the page, Vash's nails making marks in the ground as he claws it.*
Vash: DONUUUUTS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
BOOM.
Author: Ok! ^^ *comes back all cheeful from the general direction of the boom and the large toxic-looking mushroom cloud in the distance. Her hair is all stuck out and full of ash and her face and clothes and skin are covered in soot and dust* Sorry about that. Now, onto Millie and Wolfie's date! BONZAI!! *runs off*
Everyone: M-mushroom cloud?
Wolfwood: Forget about it. If Sempai wasn't here, I'd say she caused it but--AHH!! NOO!!
Meryl: WHAT?! *starts choking Wolfwood*
Millie: Oh that's a cute pose Sempai! I'll go get my camera, you stay there! *Runs off towards...some direction. o.o*
Wolfwood: NOOOO!! MILLIE DON'T--ACK!! *coughs* I...didn't....mean....stop...can't...breathe....x_x;
Meryl: Apoligize!!
Millie: Wow Sempai, you remind me alot of Legato when you do that...except he makes people choke themselves!!
Meryl: -_-;
Wolfwood: Miss....Meryl...Majesty.....Queenie....please.....beg...you......let....go....Ahh...
Meryl: Fine, but only because I don't want to kill you and you did address me so politely even when you couldn't breathe.
Vash: Man that's so cooold.
Author: VASH!! WHAT are you doing?!
Vash: ...........................NOTHING ILLEGAL!!*runs*
Author: Heheheh...nothing illegal...Inside joke with me and a friend. ^_^; Anywho'z...
Millie: Oh that's so nice! And I got the picture!! *Shows a picture of Meryl with a look that could kill on her face strangling a purple Wolfwood*
Meryl:Hehehe.*Looking pleased*
Wolfwood: *rubbing throat* Can we please get on with this? And Millie dear, would you hand me that picture so I can see?
Meryl: Huh?
Millie: Sure!! *hands it over*
*Wolfwood throws it up into the air, pulls out another gun and shoots several holes through it as it falls back to the ground*
Meryl&Millie: OO;
Wolfwood: *puts his gun away and turns to Millie and Meryl* Vash was right!! Uh he said that uh...*stops at Meryl's face* you're very nice and uh...responsible and umm....not b*t*hy!! *Grins and runs behind Millie*
Meryl: Well...ok....I haven't had flattery under threat of death in a while...I like it!! I'll try it on that idiot Vash!! *runs off to where Vash is*
Vash: NOOOO!! AUTHOR CHICK LADY!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! ALOOOOOOOOONE. T_T
*Author Chick Lady pushes Vash down and continues the story*
Millie: Well, shall we go? How about...to that Newsboys concert?
Wolfwood: Works for me.
*W.W. & Millie walk off towards the Newsboys concert.*
--An hour later--
Millie: This is so cute!! ^^
Wolfwood: ......
*Both are standing in a mile-long line for tickets.*
Millie: Let's talk while we're standing here, Bokushi-san!!
Wolfwood:*about to shoot himself*
Millie: LOOK!! Free pudding samples!! *drags Wolfwood out of line just as it starts to move extremely fast. Wolfwood is to the point of tears.*
Kuraneko-sama: Nyao nyao nyao!! *Jumps on Wolfwood's head*
Wolfwood: Oh Lord pleeease take me now...pleeease....
Sloooow chapter...VERY slow. Anyz, please tell me what ya think so far. I'm sorry if its boring now. It gets better in the next chapter. 8D
MWAHAHHAHAHA!! *coughs*
Got milk? ^^;
Hehehehe just kidding. ^^;
Disclaimer: Me=owner of many weird and uncanny characters from her own personal short/long stories, but NOT owner of Trigun or any characters that are..uh...in the Trigun series and/or manga. Plus not owner of the show/comic itself. (DUH!!)
Chapter Two: Hate and War
*We find Wolfwood, Millie, and Meryl walking down the street back to the park, after they had gotten donuts from the donut shop for free.(The owner was too nervous around Nick to make him or anyone in his company pay.) Vash is still far away from Meryl as possible.*
Vash: Awww...but but but....*gets all teary-eyed* I wanna be wif you guys!! WHYYYY?!
Author Chick: Don't worry Mr. The Stampede, you'll be in one of my other fan-fics. This one's for Millie and Wolfwood!! You'll get your chance.
*Author Chick drags Vash out off the page, Vash's nails making marks in the ground as he claws it.*
Vash: DONUUUUTS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
BOOM.
Author: Ok! ^^ *comes back all cheeful from the general direction of the boom and the large toxic-looking mushroom cloud in the distance. Her hair is all stuck out and full of ash and her face and clothes and skin are covered in soot and dust* Sorry about that. Now, onto Millie and Wolfie's date! BONZAI!! *runs off*
Everyone: M-mushroom cloud?
Wolfwood: Forget about it. If Sempai wasn't here, I'd say she caused it but--AHH!! NOO!!
Meryl: WHAT?! *starts choking Wolfwood*
Millie: Oh that's a cute pose Sempai! I'll go get my camera, you stay there! *Runs off towards...some direction. o.o*
Wolfwood: NOOOO!! MILLIE DON'T--ACK!! *coughs* I...didn't....mean....stop...can't...breathe....x_x;
Meryl: Apoligize!!
Millie: Wow Sempai, you remind me alot of Legato when you do that...except he makes people choke themselves!!
Meryl: -_-;
Wolfwood: Miss....Meryl...Majesty.....Queenie....please.....beg...you......let....go....Ahh...
Meryl: Fine, but only because I don't want to kill you and you did address me so politely even when you couldn't breathe.
Vash: Man that's so cooold.
Author: VASH!! WHAT are you doing?!
Vash: ...........................NOTHING ILLEGAL!!*runs*
Author: Heheheh...nothing illegal...Inside joke with me and a friend. ^_^; Anywho'z...
Millie: Oh that's so nice! And I got the picture!! *Shows a picture of Meryl with a look that could kill on her face strangling a purple Wolfwood*
Meryl:Hehehe.*Looking pleased*
Wolfwood: *rubbing throat* Can we please get on with this? And Millie dear, would you hand me that picture so I can see?
Meryl: Huh?
Millie: Sure!! *hands it over*
*Wolfwood throws it up into the air, pulls out another gun and shoots several holes through it as it falls back to the ground*
Meryl&Millie: OO;
Wolfwood: *puts his gun away and turns to Millie and Meryl* Vash was right!! Uh he said that uh...*stops at Meryl's face* you're very nice and uh...responsible and umm....not b*t*hy!! *Grins and runs behind Millie*
Meryl: Well...ok....I haven't had flattery under threat of death in a while...I like it!! I'll try it on that idiot Vash!! *runs off to where Vash is*
Vash: NOOOO!! AUTHOR CHICK LADY!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! ALOOOOOOOOONE. T_T
*Author Chick Lady pushes Vash down and continues the story*
Millie: Well, shall we go? How about...to that Newsboys concert?
Wolfwood: Works for me.
*W.W. & Millie walk off towards the Newsboys concert.*
--An hour later--
Millie: This is so cute!! ^^
Wolfwood: ......
*Both are standing in a mile-long line for tickets.*
Millie: Let's talk while we're standing here, Bokushi-san!!
Wolfwood:*about to shoot himself*
Millie: LOOK!! Free pudding samples!! *drags Wolfwood out of line just as it starts to move extremely fast. Wolfwood is to the point of tears.*
Kuraneko-sama: Nyao nyao nyao!! *Jumps on Wolfwood's head*
Wolfwood: Oh Lord pleeease take me now...pleeease....
Sloooow chapter...VERY slow. Anyz, please tell me what ya think so far. I'm sorry if its boring now. It gets better in the next chapter. 8D
MWAHAHHAHAHA!! *coughs*
Got milk? ^^;