Disclaimer: Still dun own Trigun! Or the awsome band called Newsboys, or any other media possibly mentioned here.
PS: The chapter is named after the Trigun music video, "Tainted Donuts." If you have some downloading program or something, or internet (DUH XD~) type in Tainted Donuts in the search thing. It should come up. Its the Bebop going after Vash. The end is hilarious.
A/N: Thank you for the reviews! I always accept corrections on stuff. It really helps out when you review because I know I'm doing my job and that's making you laugh. Now before it gets any more like a greeting card, let's go forth into the story!! 8D
~*We last see Wolfwood and Millie in a gigantic line to get tickets to see a Newsboys concert. However, just before the line starts moving extremely fast, Millie spots free pudding samples and drags Wolfwood away. What will happen next?!*~
(Dun dun duuuun.....)
Chapter Three: Tainted Hotdogs
*Wolfwood and Millie are at the food court outdoor place next to the ampetheater which is featuring the Newsboys concert.
In the distance can be plainly heard the lyrics to one of their hits, "Breakfast."
Wolfwood wants to shoot himself. Millie...is uh...o.o;....Millie.{coughs}*
Millie: *stuffing her face* Gee Bokushi-san, isn't this cute?
Wolfwood: *holding his head and cringing slightly* Look I've got a headache. I'm gonna go pick up a drink in that...drink place thing next to the hotdog stand, ok?
Millie: *munch munch* Ok Bokushi-san! ^_^
Wolfwood: *walks behind a building, looks around quickly, and starts jumping up and down with happiness*
Some guy: O_o; *edges away slowly at first, then very, very fast*
---Five minutes later at the drink stand thing next to the hotdog stand.---
Wolfwood: Give me your biggest....strongest...cheapest drink.
Author Chick Lady: Line above, taken from that episode of Futurama when Bender and the rest of the crew take a trip on the new Titanic.
Wolfwood: NEW Titanic? Humans really ARE stupid.
Author Chick Lady: OO; Wolfie...I'm warning you..your not supposed to be out of character!
Wolfwood: Who says?
A.C.L: I says!! Now do it or I'll give you some clearly doctored photos of Millie getting married to Vash! AND their kids!!
Wolfwood: ...*twitches*
A.C.L.: *steeples her fingers* Eeexellent.
*Creepy Author Chick Lady moves back into the shadows*
Consession Stand Dude: Alrighty!
Wolfwood: *waits for his drink and looks over to the hotdog stand out of boredom*
Wolfwood: O_O; No...way...
*Sure enough, Wolfwood sees Legato Bluesummers sitting at a bench a few feet away from the hotdog stand, eating a hotdog with no hands.*
Wolfwood: Oh Lord...I think...I'm gonna be sick...*ducks under the bar and looses the donuts he had earlier*
C.S.D.: Hey, you haven't even had your drink yet!
Wolfwood: *holding his mouth* That's just disgusting....*turns green and runs off the Port-O-Jons.*
--Hour later--
*Wolfwood finally comes back and takes a swig of his drink. Legato has finished off the hotdogs and appears to be asleep on the bench...buuut....*
Legato: ~Chaaaapelllll~
Wolfwood: ~Get out of my head!!~
Legato: ~*sniff* You're so...pushy. Master always questioned me and my intellegence aloud before ordering me around...don't have to say it like that...~
Wolfwood: *looks at Legato who still appears to be asleep* o_O;
Legato: ~Meow~
Wolfwood: ...
Legato: ~See the kitty!~
Wolfwood: *walks to the hotdogs and sniffs them.* o_ that explains alot.
Legato: *pets the Kuraneko-sama that just jumped onto his lap.*
Wolfwood: *grabs his Cross Punisher and sneaks behind Legato*
Wolfwood: This is for all that Chapel crap and making me follow that blonde nightmare Tongari around!!
*Wolfwood takes a good swing at Legato's head and knocks him out.*
THUD.
*Author Chick Lady runs in crying* Nuuuuuu!! You hurt meh poor Legato!! *cries with her head in her hands*
Wolfwood: I-...I had to!!
*Author Chick Lady hears Wolfwood and gives him a death glare.*
A.C.L.: I'm gonna do it.
Wolfwood: AH!! NOOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
A.C.L.: Yup.
Wolfwood: Nooo I'm begging you! Pleaaaase! I'll follow the story no matter what!! I SWEAR.
Some Guy: Hey man, just make sure you don't get cancelled for it.
A.C.L./Wolfie: O_o;;
Wolfwood: Well...at least he's not dead. What the hell did they put in these anyway? *Hands A.C.L. a hotdog*
A.C.L.:*sniffs it* DEAR GOD. *keels over KO'ed*
Wolfwood: Hmm...*looks around and tries to revive The creepy Author Chick Lady.*
Wolfwood: Shoo. *pushes the readers away* I seriously don't get paid enough for this...
~~~~~~~
Substitute Nice Author Kid Girl: YAY!! I'm the cute little twin of the Original Creepy Author Chick Lady! Since she's out like a wittle log with a pink bow, I shall say bye-bye.*is a little girl in a pink frilly dress with long blonde hair in ringlets and big blue eyes that makes you think twice about not having enough courage to shoot yourself.*
Crimson: HEY you are NOT supposed to be here! And you're not cute, you're scary!!
SNAKG: AH! *looks around quickly* Blasted cousin of hers is on to us. GET HIM!!
*Scary little blonde perfect girl suddenly has red eyes and horns, sends her armies of little pink fluffy things that look and act almost exaclty like Furbies after Crimson.*
Crimson: Hehehehe.....*Pulls out his huge laser gun that's twenty times as big as he is.* EAT LASER, YOU FREAKY LITTLE...uhhh...PINK FURRY FREAKY THINGS!!*fires it*
Little Furby Things: AAHHHHHHHH ALL IS LOST! ALL IS LOST! *evaporate*
Crimson: *blows the smoke off the barrel* And now its YOUR turn! 8) BWAHAHA!
SNAKG: OO' *runs like a bat out of hell*
Crimson: I'm dear Author Chick Lady's cousin. I'll take it from here. See ya'll. We'll try to revive her before the next chapter so she can do overtime in writing both her stories. School's starting for her, so wish her luck!!
***Any suggestions in what to put in this little scenario are always welcome in reviews. ^_^--Crimson***
PS: The chapter is named after the Trigun music video, "Tainted Donuts." If you have some downloading program or something, or internet (DUH XD~) type in Tainted Donuts in the search thing. It should come up. Its the Bebop going after Vash. The end is hilarious.
A/N: Thank you for the reviews! I always accept corrections on stuff. It really helps out when you review because I know I'm doing my job and that's making you laugh. Now before it gets any more like a greeting card, let's go forth into the story!! 8D
~*We last see Wolfwood and Millie in a gigantic line to get tickets to see a Newsboys concert. However, just before the line starts moving extremely fast, Millie spots free pudding samples and drags Wolfwood away. What will happen next?!*~
(Dun dun duuuun.....)
Chapter Three: Tainted Hotdogs
*Wolfwood and Millie are at the food court outdoor place next to the ampetheater which is featuring the Newsboys concert.
In the distance can be plainly heard the lyrics to one of their hits, "Breakfast."
Wolfwood wants to shoot himself. Millie...is uh...o.o;....Millie.{coughs}*
Millie: *stuffing her face* Gee Bokushi-san, isn't this cute?
Wolfwood: *holding his head and cringing slightly* Look I've got a headache. I'm gonna go pick up a drink in that...drink place thing next to the hotdog stand, ok?
Millie: *munch munch* Ok Bokushi-san! ^_^
Wolfwood: *walks behind a building, looks around quickly, and starts jumping up and down with happiness*
Some guy: O_o; *edges away slowly at first, then very, very fast*
---Five minutes later at the drink stand thing next to the hotdog stand.---
Wolfwood: Give me your biggest....strongest...cheapest drink.
Author Chick Lady: Line above, taken from that episode of Futurama when Bender and the rest of the crew take a trip on the new Titanic.
Wolfwood: NEW Titanic? Humans really ARE stupid.
Author Chick Lady: OO; Wolfie...I'm warning you..your not supposed to be out of character!
Wolfwood: Who says?
A.C.L: I says!! Now do it or I'll give you some clearly doctored photos of Millie getting married to Vash! AND their kids!!
Wolfwood: ...*twitches*
A.C.L.: *steeples her fingers* Eeexellent.
*Creepy Author Chick Lady moves back into the shadows*
Consession Stand Dude: Alrighty!
Wolfwood: *waits for his drink and looks over to the hotdog stand out of boredom*
Wolfwood: O_O; No...way...
*Sure enough, Wolfwood sees Legato Bluesummers sitting at a bench a few feet away from the hotdog stand, eating a hotdog with no hands.*
Wolfwood: Oh Lord...I think...I'm gonna be sick...*ducks under the bar and looses the donuts he had earlier*
C.S.D.: Hey, you haven't even had your drink yet!
Wolfwood: *holding his mouth* That's just disgusting....*turns green and runs off the Port-O-Jons.*
--Hour later--
*Wolfwood finally comes back and takes a swig of his drink. Legato has finished off the hotdogs and appears to be asleep on the bench...buuut....*
Legato: ~Chaaaapelllll~
Wolfwood: ~Get out of my head!!~
Legato: ~*sniff* You're so...pushy. Master always questioned me and my intellegence aloud before ordering me around...don't have to say it like that...~
Wolfwood: *looks at Legato who still appears to be asleep* o_O;
Legato: ~Meow~
Wolfwood: ...
Legato: ~See the kitty!~
Wolfwood: *walks to the hotdogs and sniffs them.* o_ that explains alot.
Legato: *pets the Kuraneko-sama that just jumped onto his lap.*
Wolfwood: *grabs his Cross Punisher and sneaks behind Legato*
Wolfwood: This is for all that Chapel crap and making me follow that blonde nightmare Tongari around!!
*Wolfwood takes a good swing at Legato's head and knocks him out.*
THUD.
*Author Chick Lady runs in crying* Nuuuuuu!! You hurt meh poor Legato!! *cries with her head in her hands*
Wolfwood: I-...I had to!!
*Author Chick Lady hears Wolfwood and gives him a death glare.*
A.C.L.: I'm gonna do it.
Wolfwood: AH!! NOOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
A.C.L.: Yup.
Wolfwood: Nooo I'm begging you! Pleaaaase! I'll follow the story no matter what!! I SWEAR.
Some Guy: Hey man, just make sure you don't get cancelled for it.
A.C.L./Wolfie: O_o;;
Wolfwood: Well...at least he's not dead. What the hell did they put in these anyway? *Hands A.C.L. a hotdog*
A.C.L.:*sniffs it* DEAR GOD. *keels over KO'ed*
Wolfwood: Hmm...*looks around and tries to revive The creepy Author Chick Lady.*
Wolfwood: Shoo. *pushes the readers away* I seriously don't get paid enough for this...
~~~~~~~
Substitute Nice Author Kid Girl: YAY!! I'm the cute little twin of the Original Creepy Author Chick Lady! Since she's out like a wittle log with a pink bow, I shall say bye-bye.*is a little girl in a pink frilly dress with long blonde hair in ringlets and big blue eyes that makes you think twice about not having enough courage to shoot yourself.*
Crimson: HEY you are NOT supposed to be here! And you're not cute, you're scary!!
SNAKG: AH! *looks around quickly* Blasted cousin of hers is on to us. GET HIM!!
*Scary little blonde perfect girl suddenly has red eyes and horns, sends her armies of little pink fluffy things that look and act almost exaclty like Furbies after Crimson.*
Crimson: Hehehehe.....*Pulls out his huge laser gun that's twenty times as big as he is.* EAT LASER, YOU FREAKY LITTLE...uhhh...PINK FURRY FREAKY THINGS!!*fires it*
Little Furby Things: AAHHHHHHHH ALL IS LOST! ALL IS LOST! *evaporate*
Crimson: *blows the smoke off the barrel* And now its YOUR turn! 8) BWAHAHA!
SNAKG: OO' *runs like a bat out of hell*
Crimson: I'm dear Author Chick Lady's cousin. I'll take it from here. See ya'll. We'll try to revive her before the next chapter so she can do overtime in writing both her stories. School's starting for her, so wish her luck!!
***Any suggestions in what to put in this little scenario are always welcome in reviews. ^_^--Crimson***