Disclaimer: Must you ask so many times? ACK! I order you to follow this new policy!!
Learn this little acronym I made myself:
IDOT:
I
Don't
Own
Trigun
~~~~~
YAY! I think that's clear. ^^
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A/N: Good ol' non-blood-related not-in-family-just-a-really-really-good-friend-of-mine-so-I-call-him-Cousin Crimson revived me. Wolfwood ran off to find Millie and Legato's in an insane asylm (cries) and the hotdog stand got closed for unhealthy hotdogs. Vash got almost massacred by Meryl and I have to nurse him back to health. I am such a good person. By the way, I'm in a funny slump so this chapter might not be as...funny.
Chapter Four: Freaky Random Penguin Stuff
PS: This story takes a freakishly weird turn and has almost nothing to do with Millie and Wolfwood's date...almost nothing. It also has nothing to do with penguins. I just like putting that in the title. Hehehe...
*We find Vash and Creepy Author Chick Lady in hospital room. Vash's body is completely covered in bandages except for his head, which seems to remain untouched. C.A.C.L. is in a chair next to his bed, slowly nodding off.*
C.A.C.L.: HEY! I just realized the creepy thing in my name!! You all are SO mean. *sniffles*
Vash: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
A.C.L.: Umm....WHOOO!! Its gone!! Yeah ok. On with mah storeh!! MAH CHEEESE FUELLED STOREH!! *laughs hystericly*
Vash: O.O; *tries to scoot his bed away from A.C.L. and can't and starts crying*
Nurse:*walks in* o_o; *walks out*
Crimson: *bursts through the door and grabs A.C.L. by the shoulders* GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!*runs*
A.C.L.: *snaps out of her laughing fit* Ummm*looks around and clears her throat and stares hard at Vash*
A.C.L.: ANY word of this and...and I'll...lock you in a room with Meryl with nothing but HOTDOGS!! And I might let Legato in....
Vash: NOOO!! You're so cruel!! I mean...ummm...yes ma'am! All praise you! I swear I won't say a word!
A.C.L.: ^^; Thankies! Now, upward and inward! SQUIDWARD! YEE!! *runs off to her Author Chick's throne thing that overlooks the story.* Anywhoooo....
Vash: Huh? What? Oh oh yeah sorry...*groans with pain.*
A.C.L.: coughcoughFAKEcoughcough
Wolfwood: Tongari's not bad at that.
Some Random Dude: SSSHHHHHH SHE MIGHT ATTACK! THAT HAPPENED ONCE TO ME AND I--AAHHHHH IT BUUURNNNSSSSS!! *evaporates*
A.C.L.: *blows the smoke off her LTEP (Laser That Evaporates People) HOW am I supposed to get halfway through a chapter like this? You people don't appriciate me..*sniffles and clings to her Trigun plushies* YOU...YOU HATE ME!! *cries and runs out, and comes back* All right, anyone who interrupts again I'm going to really make Legato go insane for real *whole body twitches* and lock you in a room with him and you'll be dressed as a hotdog!! MWAHAHAHA!! Now onward, my wonderful favorite characters who I love so much and would never think to even scar you for life emotionally if I even had the chance!!
Everyone: ...Ma'am yes Ma'am!
A.C.L.: ^^
Vash: *groaning*
Wolfwood:*comes in* Tongari what the hell happened?
Vash: M-Meryl
Wolfwood: *cringes slightly* Poor man. Poor, poor man.
Meryl: What do you mean, "poor man"?! *death glares*
Wolfwood: NOTHING O wonderful Meryl!! I meant..his injuries...he'll be in the hospital for a while.
Meryl: Well...ok.
Millie:*walks in almost falling asleep* S-Sempai...Bokushi-san...*yawns and slightly melts onto Wolfwood's shoulder*
Meryl: Millie! What happened?!
Wolfwood: She had...a little to much pudding.
Vash: Looks like...hangover?! How can you get a pudding-hangover??
Meryl: I didn't know you could get hangover from pudding letalone get drunk!!
Wolfwood: Neither did I. But apparently, she did get a hangover and so our date's been totally postponed.
Vash&Meryl: Ouch.
Wolfwood: First those hotdogs...now the pudding...I'm sueing that restraunt chain!! To the court house!!*grabs Millie and carries her out*
Vash: Gunsmoke has a justice system?
A.C.L.: *bursts out laughing so suddenly she spits her coffee all over the floor*
Meryl: I didn't even know it had electricity, or the Newsboys, or how it got chocolate pudding due to the lack of choco trees.
Vash: Or how apples are. And how did tabacco get on the planet? I remember landing there but did the humans just randomly have seeds in their pockets or what?
Meryl: You ask to much.
Vash: No I don't! And why do you always nag me like this? I think you like me!
Meryl: NO....no I don't.
Vash: Ooooo Meryl has a cru-ush Meryl has a cru--wait...that's...ME!! AHHHHHHHH LET THE WANTED OUTLAWS AND DONUTS GO FIRST!! *hops with his bed out the window* BONZAI!!
Meryl: VASH NOOOO!! *runs to the window and looks out* Wha-?
Vash: Wow. I thought this room was more than one story high. But, I guess I should've realized that this room is on the first floor due to the cars going by and the plants outside.
Meryl: Vash you stupid...you stupid...PERSON!! *runs off*
~*Meanwhile, we're back with Wolfwood and Millie.*~
Wolfwood: *runs out of Vash's room carrying Millie*
Millie: The s-square root of...of oooone hundtred aaand fffouuuurty foouur isssss twwweeeelllllveeee. The tesseract issss sssimplly the first demention squared, then we haave the second demension...which iiisss a flattt square.. Square thhhaat..and you haveee the third demension....a cuuube....then squaaare that....and you have the fourth demension!! Tiiiiime...*snores*
Wolfwood: ....apparently, being drunk for Millie means instead of being incredibly cut off from reality, her brain is actually doing something for once.*pats Millie on the head and proceeds the the Gunsmoke Court House...if there was one*
Wolfwood: *walking up to a random person* Excuse me, would you happen to know where the Gunsmoke Justice Department is?
A Random Person: *laughs hystericly and loudly and walks away, telling his buddies loudly what Wolfwood asked and their hysteric laughter is heard all over the street*
Millie: Laaauuughter...iss soooooo heaalllinggg, iissn't it daarrling?
Wolfwood: *sighs* Yes dear.
Told you I was in a slump.
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...HA!!
*runs off humming the Tetris theme*
Learn this little acronym I made myself:
IDOT:
I
Don't
Own
Trigun
~~~~~
YAY! I think that's clear. ^^
********
A/N: Good ol' non-blood-related not-in-family-just-a-really-really-good-friend-of-mine-so-I-call-him-Cousin Crimson revived me. Wolfwood ran off to find Millie and Legato's in an insane asylm (cries) and the hotdog stand got closed for unhealthy hotdogs. Vash got almost massacred by Meryl and I have to nurse him back to health. I am such a good person. By the way, I'm in a funny slump so this chapter might not be as...funny.
Chapter Four: Freaky Random Penguin Stuff
PS: This story takes a freakishly weird turn and has almost nothing to do with Millie and Wolfwood's date...almost nothing. It also has nothing to do with penguins. I just like putting that in the title. Hehehe...
*We find Vash and Creepy Author Chick Lady in hospital room. Vash's body is completely covered in bandages except for his head, which seems to remain untouched. C.A.C.L. is in a chair next to his bed, slowly nodding off.*
C.A.C.L.: HEY! I just realized the creepy thing in my name!! You all are SO mean. *sniffles*
Vash: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
A.C.L.: Umm....WHOOO!! Its gone!! Yeah ok. On with mah storeh!! MAH CHEEESE FUELLED STOREH!! *laughs hystericly*
Vash: O.O; *tries to scoot his bed away from A.C.L. and can't and starts crying*
Nurse:*walks in* o_o; *walks out*
Crimson: *bursts through the door and grabs A.C.L. by the shoulders* GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!*runs*
A.C.L.: *snaps out of her laughing fit* Ummm*looks around and clears her throat and stares hard at Vash*
A.C.L.: ANY word of this and...and I'll...lock you in a room with Meryl with nothing but HOTDOGS!! And I might let Legato in....
Vash: NOOO!! You're so cruel!! I mean...ummm...yes ma'am! All praise you! I swear I won't say a word!
A.C.L.: ^^; Thankies! Now, upward and inward! SQUIDWARD! YEE!! *runs off to her Author Chick's throne thing that overlooks the story.* Anywhoooo....
Vash: Huh? What? Oh oh yeah sorry...*groans with pain.*
A.C.L.: coughcoughFAKEcoughcough
Wolfwood: Tongari's not bad at that.
Some Random Dude: SSSHHHHHH SHE MIGHT ATTACK! THAT HAPPENED ONCE TO ME AND I--AAHHHHH IT BUUURNNNSSSSS!! *evaporates*
A.C.L.: *blows the smoke off her LTEP (Laser That Evaporates People) HOW am I supposed to get halfway through a chapter like this? You people don't appriciate me..*sniffles and clings to her Trigun plushies* YOU...YOU HATE ME!! *cries and runs out, and comes back* All right, anyone who interrupts again I'm going to really make Legato go insane for real *whole body twitches* and lock you in a room with him and you'll be dressed as a hotdog!! MWAHAHAHA!! Now onward, my wonderful favorite characters who I love so much and would never think to even scar you for life emotionally if I even had the chance!!
Everyone: ...Ma'am yes Ma'am!
A.C.L.: ^^
Vash: *groaning*
Wolfwood:*comes in* Tongari what the hell happened?
Vash: M-Meryl
Wolfwood: *cringes slightly* Poor man. Poor, poor man.
Meryl: What do you mean, "poor man"?! *death glares*
Wolfwood: NOTHING O wonderful Meryl!! I meant..his injuries...he'll be in the hospital for a while.
Meryl: Well...ok.
Millie:*walks in almost falling asleep* S-Sempai...Bokushi-san...*yawns and slightly melts onto Wolfwood's shoulder*
Meryl: Millie! What happened?!
Wolfwood: She had...a little to much pudding.
Vash: Looks like...hangover?! How can you get a pudding-hangover??
Meryl: I didn't know you could get hangover from pudding letalone get drunk!!
Wolfwood: Neither did I. But apparently, she did get a hangover and so our date's been totally postponed.
Vash&Meryl: Ouch.
Wolfwood: First those hotdogs...now the pudding...I'm sueing that restraunt chain!! To the court house!!*grabs Millie and carries her out*
Vash: Gunsmoke has a justice system?
A.C.L.: *bursts out laughing so suddenly she spits her coffee all over the floor*
Meryl: I didn't even know it had electricity, or the Newsboys, or how it got chocolate pudding due to the lack of choco trees.
Vash: Or how apples are. And how did tabacco get on the planet? I remember landing there but did the humans just randomly have seeds in their pockets or what?
Meryl: You ask to much.
Vash: No I don't! And why do you always nag me like this? I think you like me!
Meryl: NO....no I don't.
Vash: Ooooo Meryl has a cru-ush Meryl has a cru--wait...that's...ME!! AHHHHHHHH LET THE WANTED OUTLAWS AND DONUTS GO FIRST!! *hops with his bed out the window* BONZAI!!
Meryl: VASH NOOOO!! *runs to the window and looks out* Wha-?
Vash: Wow. I thought this room was more than one story high. But, I guess I should've realized that this room is on the first floor due to the cars going by and the plants outside.
Meryl: Vash you stupid...you stupid...PERSON!! *runs off*
~*Meanwhile, we're back with Wolfwood and Millie.*~
Wolfwood: *runs out of Vash's room carrying Millie*
Millie: The s-square root of...of oooone hundtred aaand fffouuuurty foouur isssss twwweeeelllllveeee. The tesseract issss sssimplly the first demention squared, then we haave the second demension...which iiisss a flattt square.. Square thhhaat..and you haveee the third demension....a cuuube....then squaaare that....and you have the fourth demension!! Tiiiiime...*snores*
Wolfwood: ....apparently, being drunk for Millie means instead of being incredibly cut off from reality, her brain is actually doing something for once.*pats Millie on the head and proceeds the the Gunsmoke Court House...if there was one*
Wolfwood: *walking up to a random person* Excuse me, would you happen to know where the Gunsmoke Justice Department is?
A Random Person: *laughs hystericly and loudly and walks away, telling his buddies loudly what Wolfwood asked and their hysteric laughter is heard all over the street*
Millie: Laaauuughter...iss soooooo heaalllinggg, iissn't it daarrling?
Wolfwood: *sighs* Yes dear.
Told you I was in a slump.
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...HA!!
*runs off humming the Tetris theme*