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A/N: *wonders if you can tell I want to get through this story as fast as possible* I just wanna conclude it is all. And I'm kind of sick with a bit of a fever, so if its just plain stupid and not funny I'm REALLEH sorreh. u_u
By the way, the story ends not on a funny note really, but a romantic one. Wolfwood finally gets his wish and has a quiet evening with Millie. Of course I won't be writing that, just the very end of it. I'm THAT nice. *coughs*
Chapter Five: Conclusion?!...
Author Chick Lady: Millie finally gets over her pudding hangover. Wolfwood is the laughingstock of Gunsmoke for thinking and actually believing that there really was a Gunsmoke justice system. Vash is completely recovered, Meryl got hit in the head and isn't a bossy bitch anymore, rather, she exercises her true feelings to Vash and constantly clings to his arm. Legato is still in the insane ward. *twitches*
*****
--Everyone's sitting at a coffee and doughnut shop. Vash sits by a window, with Meryl latched onto his right arm. Across from them is Wolfwood with Millie leaning on his shoulder. The Author Chick Lady sits on Millie's other side.--
WaiterPerson: *walks up to the table* What would you like?
Vash: The All-You-Can-Eat Doughnut Special please!!
Meryl: Aww, what a wonderful choice, Vashie dear!!
Vash: o_O;
WaiterPerson: What about you, miss?
Meryl: Nothing, thanks. Just sitting here with my true love satisfies any worldly need of mine.
Vash: x_x *crying quietly*
WaiterPerson: And for you?
Wolfwood: Black coffee.
Millie: Don't forget to say "please", Bokushi-san. ^-^
Wolfwood: Er...black coffee PLEASE.
WaiterPerson: So what'll it be?
Millie: I'll have the All-You-Can-Eat Cheesecake Special please and thankyou Mr. WaiterPerson.
Vash: What happened to pudding?
Millie: The hangover last month kind of made me loose interest in pudding, Mr. Vash.
Wolfwood: Please don't make me remember that.
Millie: Sorry Bokushi-san!
Vash: Er...
WaiterPerson: *turns to the Author Chick Lady* And you Master?
A.C.L.: *slightly jumpy* Shhh!! Not here, ok?
Everyone Except the WaiterPerson: O_O
WaiterPerson: *coughs*yourhighness*coughs again*
A.C.L.: STOP IT. I don't want to get the slidshow and glue you to the chair again, do I?
WaiterPerson: *snaps into attention* No ma'am! I mean...what would you like?
A.C.L.: BETTER. I'll have the same as Millie and an ice cold Barque's rootbeer with one of those swirly straws that curves around and around and stuff.
WaiterPerson: I'll be back in a minute.*walks off after what looks like a bow to the Author Chick Lady*
Everyone Except A.C.L.: 0_o
A.C.L.: Um....*looks around quickly* LOOK! A monkey!! *points*
*Everyone looks*
A.C.L.: "runs"
Wolfwood: GREAT we don't have an author anymore!!
Meryl: I guess this will be impromptu then.*gets a mischievious grin*
Millie: Wow. That sounds cute!
Vash: Sounds good to me.
Meryl: *pounces Vash and they start making out*
Wolfwood&Millie: OO;
Wolfwood: TONGARI! Stop it!! There are childeren watching!!
Millie: YEAH!
Childeren: Hehehe! Mommy, look at that weird blonde guy making out with that grumpy-looking black-haired woman!! Tee-hee.
"Mommy": That's nice dea--GASP. Isn't that Vash the Stampede?! OO;*covers her childeren's eyes and shoo's them out of the Doughnut and Coffee shop.*
Millie: @_@ IT BURNS!! MAKE IT STOP!!*covers her eyes*
Wolfwood: *pushes Millie protectively out of the booth and steers her towards the door.* I think I just lost my appetite...*turning green*
*******
You think they've stopped?
I sure hope so.
Damn, I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Its nothing years of extensive therapy won't fix, Bokushi-san!
Nah, I've got too much of a future.
--Wolfwood and Millie are on a parkbench once again. Its the same day as the "makeout" incident, only six hours later. Author Chick Lady is paying a visit to the insane ward.--*twitches again*
Crimson: Stop with the twitching, it looks like you've got a tick.
A.C.L.: Shhhh...they don't know yet...O_O MONKEY! *runs again*
Crimson: -_-;
Anycheese...
Millie: *yawning* I'm so sleepy, aren't you? That dinner was the cutest I've ever had.
Wolfwood: ...*enjoying the SILENCE.*
Millie: What a great first date! Let's do it again sometime, ok?
Wolfwood: Millie? *pokes Millie*
Millie: ...zzzzz........*sleeping with her head on Wolfwood's shoulder.*
Wolfwood: *sighs*
A.C.L.,Crimson,A.C.L.'s annoying brother,Vash,&Meryl: Awwwwwwwwww.
~FIN~
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Just about the crappiest ending I could come up with. But...I felt like mushy gooeyness. I know the ending sucks, but let me warn you if I find any flames I'll...o_o CRY.
*sniffles and blows her nose*
Just to let you know, "Crimson" really is a real person. That's part of his e-mail, which he doesn't want me to mention here. But he's my cousin and whenever I decide to enter him into a story or chapter, its when he comes into the room while I'm writting. Good ol' cousin Johnneh. :D~
THE END to this story. I've got a much longer one called I Have A Wanted Poster In My Pocket just to let you know if you don't already. Its been fun writting this!!
--Ladeh Bluesummahz
A/N: *wonders if you can tell I want to get through this story as fast as possible* I just wanna conclude it is all. And I'm kind of sick with a bit of a fever, so if its just plain stupid and not funny I'm REALLEH sorreh. u_u
By the way, the story ends not on a funny note really, but a romantic one. Wolfwood finally gets his wish and has a quiet evening with Millie. Of course I won't be writing that, just the very end of it. I'm THAT nice. *coughs*
Chapter Five: Conclusion?!...
Author Chick Lady: Millie finally gets over her pudding hangover. Wolfwood is the laughingstock of Gunsmoke for thinking and actually believing that there really was a Gunsmoke justice system. Vash is completely recovered, Meryl got hit in the head and isn't a bossy bitch anymore, rather, she exercises her true feelings to Vash and constantly clings to his arm. Legato is still in the insane ward. *twitches*
*****
--Everyone's sitting at a coffee and doughnut shop. Vash sits by a window, with Meryl latched onto his right arm. Across from them is Wolfwood with Millie leaning on his shoulder. The Author Chick Lady sits on Millie's other side.--
WaiterPerson: *walks up to the table* What would you like?
Vash: The All-You-Can-Eat Doughnut Special please!!
Meryl: Aww, what a wonderful choice, Vashie dear!!
Vash: o_O;
WaiterPerson: What about you, miss?
Meryl: Nothing, thanks. Just sitting here with my true love satisfies any worldly need of mine.
Vash: x_x *crying quietly*
WaiterPerson: And for you?
Wolfwood: Black coffee.
Millie: Don't forget to say "please", Bokushi-san. ^-^
Wolfwood: Er...black coffee PLEASE.
WaiterPerson: So what'll it be?
Millie: I'll have the All-You-Can-Eat Cheesecake Special please and thankyou Mr. WaiterPerson.
Vash: What happened to pudding?
Millie: The hangover last month kind of made me loose interest in pudding, Mr. Vash.
Wolfwood: Please don't make me remember that.
Millie: Sorry Bokushi-san!
Vash: Er...
WaiterPerson: *turns to the Author Chick Lady* And you Master?
A.C.L.: *slightly jumpy* Shhh!! Not here, ok?
Everyone Except the WaiterPerson: O_O
WaiterPerson: *coughs*yourhighness*coughs again*
A.C.L.: STOP IT. I don't want to get the slidshow and glue you to the chair again, do I?
WaiterPerson: *snaps into attention* No ma'am! I mean...what would you like?
A.C.L.: BETTER. I'll have the same as Millie and an ice cold Barque's rootbeer with one of those swirly straws that curves around and around and stuff.
WaiterPerson: I'll be back in a minute.*walks off after what looks like a bow to the Author Chick Lady*
Everyone Except A.C.L.: 0_o
A.C.L.: Um....*looks around quickly* LOOK! A monkey!! *points*
*Everyone looks*
A.C.L.: "runs"
Wolfwood: GREAT we don't have an author anymore!!
Meryl: I guess this will be impromptu then.*gets a mischievious grin*
Millie: Wow. That sounds cute!
Vash: Sounds good to me.
Meryl: *pounces Vash and they start making out*
Wolfwood&Millie: OO;
Wolfwood: TONGARI! Stop it!! There are childeren watching!!
Millie: YEAH!
Childeren: Hehehe! Mommy, look at that weird blonde guy making out with that grumpy-looking black-haired woman!! Tee-hee.
"Mommy": That's nice dea--GASP. Isn't that Vash the Stampede?! OO;*covers her childeren's eyes and shoo's them out of the Doughnut and Coffee shop.*
Millie: @_@ IT BURNS!! MAKE IT STOP!!*covers her eyes*
Wolfwood: *pushes Millie protectively out of the booth and steers her towards the door.* I think I just lost my appetite...*turning green*
*******
You think they've stopped?
I sure hope so.
Damn, I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Its nothing years of extensive therapy won't fix, Bokushi-san!
Nah, I've got too much of a future.
--Wolfwood and Millie are on a parkbench once again. Its the same day as the "makeout" incident, only six hours later. Author Chick Lady is paying a visit to the insane ward.--*twitches again*
Crimson: Stop with the twitching, it looks like you've got a tick.
A.C.L.: Shhhh...they don't know yet...O_O MONKEY! *runs again*
Crimson: -_-;
Anycheese...
Millie: *yawning* I'm so sleepy, aren't you? That dinner was the cutest I've ever had.
Wolfwood: ...*enjoying the SILENCE.*
Millie: What a great first date! Let's do it again sometime, ok?
Wolfwood: Millie? *pokes Millie*
Millie: ...zzzzz........*sleeping with her head on Wolfwood's shoulder.*
Wolfwood: *sighs*
A.C.L.,Crimson,A.C.L.'s annoying brother,Vash,&Meryl: Awwwwwwwwww.
~FIN~
*********
Just about the crappiest ending I could come up with. But...I felt like mushy gooeyness. I know the ending sucks, but let me warn you if I find any flames I'll...o_o CRY.
*sniffles and blows her nose*
Just to let you know, "Crimson" really is a real person. That's part of his e-mail, which he doesn't want me to mention here. But he's my cousin and whenever I decide to enter him into a story or chapter, its when he comes into the room while I'm writting. Good ol' cousin Johnneh. :D~
THE END to this story. I've got a much longer one called I Have A Wanted Poster In My Pocket just to let you know if you don't already. Its been fun writting this!!
--Ladeh Bluesummahz