THE EMAILING SERIES PART TWO: A TRIP TO SICK BAY
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To: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.I don't feel so good
D'you have anything for a headache?
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: You don't look so good
You don't look well. See McCoy. Now.
Su.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sickiness
He's right. Bugger off.
Pav :p
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your well-fare
Miss. Uhura
I suggest you go and see Doctor McCoy this second.
Mr. Spock
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
CC: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Get off my back
Guys, please, just get off my back. I'm fine. It's just a little headache. Go away.
Uhura.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: "Get off my back".
Miss Uhura,
I cannot get of your back, since I am not on, or indeed anywhere near, your back. Please explain this.
Spock
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: "Get off my back".
I did not mean you were on my back. It is an illogical Human expression, meaning leave me alone.
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: NONE
Uhura
Get down here now. You're sick.
McCoy
To: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: NONE
No.
Uhura
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: TokenBlackGal@sickville.com
Captain,
Please order Uhura to go to Sick Bay. Dr. McCoy needs to see her.
Su.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Not any of my business.
Su,
It's none of my business. I do not care.
Kirk
PS. Su is a girl's name.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: If you don't.
Sulu, if you don't move us now, I'm coming over there to hit you with a big stick.
Kirk
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: No
I'm not moving us until you order Uhura to go to Sick Bay.
Su.
PS. Regarding the big stick, I do not 'bend' that way.
To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Kick.
Please kick Sulu to get us going!
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: And get kicked back.?
Uhura
No. Go to Sick Bay.
Pav
To: BridgeCrew
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Will you.
Will you stop telling me to go to Sick Bay?
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Will you.
Uhura,
We're just worried about you.
Su.
PS. Stop telling Pav to kick me.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Okay, okay.
Ok. Im going. I can see I'm not wanted here.
Uhura.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com Subject: Well?
Uhura
Well, how'd it go?
Pavel :p
To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Well?
Pavel,
He was just teasing me.
Uhura :o)
To: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.I don't feel so good
D'you have anything for a headache?
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: You don't look so good
You don't look well. See McCoy. Now.
Su.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sickiness
He's right. Bugger off.
Pav :p
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your well-fare
Miss. Uhura
I suggest you go and see Doctor McCoy this second.
Mr. Spock
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
CC: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Get off my back
Guys, please, just get off my back. I'm fine. It's just a little headache. Go away.
Uhura.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: "Get off my back".
Miss Uhura,
I cannot get of your back, since I am not on, or indeed anywhere near, your back. Please explain this.
Spock
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: "Get off my back".
I did not mean you were on my back. It is an illogical Human expression, meaning leave me alone.
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: NONE
Uhura
Get down here now. You're sick.
McCoy
To: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: NONE
No.
Uhura
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: TokenBlackGal@sickville.com
Captain,
Please order Uhura to go to Sick Bay. Dr. McCoy needs to see her.
Su.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Not any of my business.
Su,
It's none of my business. I do not care.
Kirk
PS. Su is a girl's name.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: If you don't.
Sulu, if you don't move us now, I'm coming over there to hit you with a big stick.
Kirk
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: No
I'm not moving us until you order Uhura to go to Sick Bay.
Su.
PS. Regarding the big stick, I do not 'bend' that way.
To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Kick.
Please kick Sulu to get us going!
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: And get kicked back.?
Uhura
No. Go to Sick Bay.
Pav
To: BridgeCrew
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Will you.
Will you stop telling me to go to Sick Bay?
Uhura
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Will you.
Uhura,
We're just worried about you.
Su.
PS. Stop telling Pav to kick me.
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Okay, okay.
Ok. Im going. I can see I'm not wanted here.
Uhura.
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com Subject: Well?
Uhura
Well, how'd it go?
Pavel :p
To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Well?
Pavel,
He was just teasing me.
Uhura :o)