THE EMAILING SERIES PART THREE: STARVATION
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To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Replicators
Scotty,
The Replicators are broken. We are starving. Save us.
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: The Replicators
Su,
Not now im too drunk get some one else to do it.
Scotty.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Logical_Being@Enterprise.com
Subject: Food
Captain, I believe the crew are starving. They have not eaten in 12 hours, 14 minutes and 31 seconds.
Spock
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To: All Bridge Crew
Discard: Logical_Being@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: LogicalBeingIsAnnoyingMe@IAmNowAnnoyed.com
People
Stop starving. I now have Spock on my back.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: YOU
Sir, Kindly find us some food and we'll stop starving. It is common sense.
Pavel :o(
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To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: YOU
No.
Kirk
PS. Change your Email address.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Now you've.
Now you've gone and done it. Pavel's sulking. And we're all still starving.
Su.
***
To: All Bridge Crew
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Me, Pavel.
Everyone,
There. I've changed my Email address to ByeloRhus.
Pavel :o(
PS. ByeloRhus means 'little Russian'.
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Me, Sulu
Pav,
Nice. I like it.
Su.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enteprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Thanks.
Thanks.
Pav. :o)
PS. When're the Replicators gonna be fixed?
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To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
FIX THE REPLICATORS NOW. IT HAS BEEN TWENTY-FIVE HOURS. IM STARVING. SO IS EVERYONE ELSE. FIX THEM NOW.
PAVEL :o(
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sod off.
PAVEL,
NO. I AM TOO DRUNK. GET SOME FOOD SOMEWHERE ELSE. I AM NOT Responsible FOR THE REPLICATORS. MY RESPONSIBILITIES STRETCH AS FAR AS MANAGING MY WEE BAIRNS. THAT IS ALL.
SCOTTY
PS. MAYBE SU CAN COOK YOU SOMETHING.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Drunkenness.
Su,
He wont fix the Replicators. What're we going to do?
Pav ^^
PS. You never told me you knew how to cook.
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Drunkenness
Pav,
We are going to die. That is what we are going to do.
Su.
PS. I can only cook Sushi, which doesn't require cooking as such. PPS. Stop Emailing me. Let me die in peace.
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To: ALL HANDS
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Food
As I am sure you are aware, our Replicators are broken. We are trying extremely hard to fix them.
Mr. Spock.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: I'm hurt.
Su,
Sheese, don't have a cow. We're all going to die someday, but that's no excuse to be all crappy about it.
Pav :o(
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To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
Scotty, without the Replicators working you can't get any more Scotch.
Su.
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To: ALL HANDS
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
They're fixed. Now leave me alone.
Scotty. ***
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To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Replicators
Scotty,
The Replicators are broken. We are starving. Save us.
Su.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: The Replicators
Su,
Not now im too drunk get some one else to do it.
Scotty.
***
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Logical_Being@Enterprise.com
Subject: Food
Captain, I believe the crew are starving. They have not eaten in 12 hours, 14 minutes and 31 seconds.
Spock
***
To: All Bridge Crew
Discard: Logical_Being@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: LogicalBeingIsAnnoyingMe@IAmNowAnnoyed.com
People
Stop starving. I now have Spock on my back.
Kirk
***
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
Subject: YOU
Sir, Kindly find us some food and we'll stop starving. It is common sense.
Pavel :o(
***
To: The_Only_One@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: YOU
No.
Kirk
PS. Change your Email address.
***
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Now you've.
Now you've gone and done it. Pavel's sulking. And we're all still starving.
Su.
***
To: All Bridge Crew
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Me, Pavel.
Everyone,
There. I've changed my Email address to ByeloRhus.
Pavel :o(
PS. ByeloRhus means 'little Russian'.
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Me, Sulu
Pav,
Nice. I like it.
Su.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enteprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Thanks.
Thanks.
Pav. :o)
PS. When're the Replicators gonna be fixed?
***
To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
FIX THE REPLICATORS NOW. IT HAS BEEN TWENTY-FIVE HOURS. IM STARVING. SO IS EVERYONE ELSE. FIX THEM NOW.
PAVEL :o(
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sod off.
PAVEL,
NO. I AM TOO DRUNK. GET SOME FOOD SOMEWHERE ELSE. I AM NOT Responsible FOR THE REPLICATORS. MY RESPONSIBILITIES STRETCH AS FAR AS MANAGING MY WEE BAIRNS. THAT IS ALL.
SCOTTY
PS. MAYBE SU CAN COOK YOU SOMETHING.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Drunkenness.
Su,
He wont fix the Replicators. What're we going to do?
Pav ^^
PS. You never told me you knew how to cook.
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Drunkenness
Pav,
We are going to die. That is what we are going to do.
Su.
PS. I can only cook Sushi, which doesn't require cooking as such. PPS. Stop Emailing me. Let me die in peace.
***
To: ALL HANDS
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Food
As I am sure you are aware, our Replicators are broken. We are trying extremely hard to fix them.
Mr. Spock.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: I'm hurt.
Su,
Sheese, don't have a cow. We're all going to die someday, but that's no excuse to be all crappy about it.
Pav :o(
***
To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
Scotty, without the Replicators working you can't get any more Scotch.
Su.
***
To: ALL HANDS
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Replicators.
They're fixed. Now leave me alone.
Scotty. ***