Okay. Thanks for the reviews, guys! I never expected any.
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine. Neither is Email, as far as I know. The screen names are mine. Mwahaha.
PearlGirl: Thanks for the great idea! Methinks me knows what's going to happen next chapter.
Psychodahlia: Thank you for the two reviews^^. No, I certainly hope it is just your imagination when you asked me about the slash. I hope.
Grace: Thanks for the consideration^^.
The Emailing Series Part: Whatever. Jim has gone missing (cue the ominous music)
To: LogicalBing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.
Spock,
You haven't seen Kirk, have you?
Uhura
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jim
Spock,
Where's Jim? He's fifteen minutes late for his physical.
McCoy
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Where.
Su,
Where the hell are we going anyway?
Pav
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOFTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: How the hell
How the hell am I supposed to know? The captain's missing.
Su.
PS. Byelo sounds like jello.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jello
Are you really so bored that you have to compare my Email to Jello?
Pav
PS. Stop whispering Jello every five seconds. I'm hungry.
***
To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Captain Kirk
Mr. Scott,
Is Captain Kirk down there? He is fifteen minutes and twenty six seconds late for his Physical.
Mr. Spock.
PS. The engines are sounding a little broken.
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: And.
Yes, the engines are sounded a wee bit broken because they ARE a wee bit broken. Leave me alone so I can fix them.
Scotty
PS. No, I haven't seen Kirk.
***
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Where.
Uhura,
You don't know where we're going, do you?
Pav :o)
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Where.
Pav,
Some planet with a night club called Club Pleasure. Captain's orders.
Uhura
PS. Do YOU know where he is?
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jello
Jello, jello, jello, jello, jello, jello.etc.
Su. 0.0
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com is VeryAngry@Pissing_Me_Offsville.com
Spock,
Are you SURE you haven't seen him?
McCoy
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: WhoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise. com
Subject: That new Ensign.
Er.Mr. Helmsman, sir.
There is a new Ensign aboard, Ensign Blondie Bimbo. What job jurisdiction shall I place her under?
WhoeverTheHellTheSecurityCheifIs.
***
To: WheoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise .com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: That new Ensign.
Tell me. Where is that new Ensign now?
Sulu (Mr. Helmsman, sir, is not my name.)
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: WhoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise. com
Subject: Well, she's.
Well, she's in her quarters at the moment.
WhoeverTheHellTheSecurityCheifIs.
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: I know where Kirk is.
I know where Kirk is. Meet me outside Miss. Bimbo's room in twenty minutes.
Su.
***
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine. Neither is Email, as far as I know. The screen names are mine. Mwahaha.
PearlGirl: Thanks for the great idea! Methinks me knows what's going to happen next chapter.
Psychodahlia: Thank you for the two reviews^^. No, I certainly hope it is just your imagination when you asked me about the slash. I hope.
Grace: Thanks for the consideration^^.
The Emailing Series Part: Whatever. Jim has gone missing (cue the ominous music)
To: LogicalBing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.
Spock,
You haven't seen Kirk, have you?
Uhura
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jim
Spock,
Where's Jim? He's fifteen minutes late for his physical.
McCoy
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Where.
Su,
Where the hell are we going anyway?
Pav
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOFTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: How the hell
How the hell am I supposed to know? The captain's missing.
Su.
PS. Byelo sounds like jello.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jello
Are you really so bored that you have to compare my Email to Jello?
Pav
PS. Stop whispering Jello every five seconds. I'm hungry.
***
To: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Captain Kirk
Mr. Scott,
Is Captain Kirk down there? He is fifteen minutes and twenty six seconds late for his Physical.
Mr. Spock.
PS. The engines are sounding a little broken.
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: The_Flying_Scotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: And.
Yes, the engines are sounded a wee bit broken because they ARE a wee bit broken. Leave me alone so I can fix them.
Scotty
PS. No, I haven't seen Kirk.
***
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Where.
Uhura,
You don't know where we're going, do you?
Pav :o)
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Where.
Pav,
Some planet with a night club called Club Pleasure. Captain's orders.
Uhura
PS. Do YOU know where he is?
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Jello
Jello, jello, jello, jello, jello, jello.etc.
Su. 0.0
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Angry_Doctor@Enterprise.com is VeryAngry@Pissing_Me_Offsville.com
Spock,
Are you SURE you haven't seen him?
McCoy
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: WhoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise. com
Subject: That new Ensign.
Er.Mr. Helmsman, sir.
There is a new Ensign aboard, Ensign Blondie Bimbo. What job jurisdiction shall I place her under?
WhoeverTheHellTheSecurityCheifIs.
***
To: WheoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise .com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: That new Ensign.
Tell me. Where is that new Ensign now?
Sulu (Mr. Helmsman, sir, is not my name.)
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: WhoeverTheHellIsSecurityCheifThisSeasonBecausePavelsTheNavigator@Enterprise. com
Subject: Well, she's.
Well, she's in her quarters at the moment.
WhoeverTheHellTheSecurityCheifIs.
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: I know where Kirk is.
I know where Kirk is. Meet me outside Miss. Bimbo's room in twenty minutes.
Su.
***