THE EMAILING SERIES PART FIVE: GOD YOU MUST BE BORED OF THIS NOW.
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Look.
Kirk, look! I swapped a Modem for six of Stella with the Romulans! I can Email you now!
Mudd ***
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Why.
Why wont you speak to me now?
Blondie.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Look.
Mudd
Sod off. I am busy.
Kirk
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.help?
Pav,
I need your help. The Captains asked me to write an Email to Blondie explaining why he wont talk to her. What shall I put?
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Er.help?
MISS BLONDIE,
IM SORRY BUT I AM AFRAID THAT KIRK HAS SUFFERED SERIOUS MENTAL TRAUMA BECAUSE OF YOU AND TRIED TO THROW HIMSELF OUT OF AN AIRLOCK. BECAUSE OF THIS SUICIDAL BEHAVIOUR DR. MCCOY HAD FORBADE HIM TO SPEAK TO YOU EVER AGAIN.
PAVEL AND SULU
Whatcha think?
Pav :o)
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: That message.
.could just work. Send it to her.
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@Enterprise.com
Subject: Remember me?
Hi. Remember me? Mudd? Mwahahahaha. Tell Kirk I will kill you all!
Mudd
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your letter
Pavel
Oh. I never meant to hurt him. Please tell him this.
Blondie
PS. What the hell kind of name is Pavel?
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your letter
Blondie
Pavel is Russian.
Pav
PS. I'd rather be called Pavel than Blondie.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
How?
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
I don't know. Just tell him you sword-swinging stupid Japanese person.
Mudd
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To: LookAtMe@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
No. And my name is Sulu.
Su.
PS. How's Stella?
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To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Blondie
She bought the excuse. May you die in hell.
Pav :o)
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Blondie
Pav,
I will die in hell. Thank you.
Kirk
PS. What did you put?
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Su?
Oh, so you're a girl?
Mudd.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Su?
No. Su is just Sulu without the lu. Now bugger off, I'm busy.
Su(lu).
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: A Visit?
Wanna come visit me?
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: A Visit?
No. And I'm putting a Fire Wall on the ship's Emails. Haha.
Kirk
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: MailerDemon@Enterprise.com
THE EMAIL ADDRESS'S: SWORDOFTHESAMURI@ENTERPRISE.COM
HUGELIBIDO@ENTERPRISE.COM
ARE CURRENTLY UNDER A FIREWALL PROTECTION. YOUR EMAIL IS DENIED ACCESS TO ANY SUCH SYSTEM. PLEASE CONTACT THE PERSON(S) IN QUESTION IF YOU WOULD LIKE FUTURE ACCESS TO THIS EMAILING SYSTEM.
THANK YOU
MAILERDEMON, USS ENTERPRISE FIREWALL, ©MICROSOFT CORPORATION, 2290.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Look.
Kirk, look! I swapped a Modem for six of Stella with the Romulans! I can Email you now!
Mudd ***
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Why.
Why wont you speak to me now?
Blondie.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Look.
Mudd
Sod off. I am busy.
Kirk
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Er.help?
Pav,
I need your help. The Captains asked me to write an Email to Blondie explaining why he wont talk to her. What shall I put?
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Er.help?
MISS BLONDIE,
IM SORRY BUT I AM AFRAID THAT KIRK HAS SUFFERED SERIOUS MENTAL TRAUMA BECAUSE OF YOU AND TRIED TO THROW HIMSELF OUT OF AN AIRLOCK. BECAUSE OF THIS SUICIDAL BEHAVIOUR DR. MCCOY HAD FORBADE HIM TO SPEAK TO YOU EVER AGAIN.
PAVEL AND SULU
Whatcha think?
Pav :o)
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: That message.
.could just work. Send it to her.
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@Enterprise.com
Subject: Remember me?
Hi. Remember me? Mudd? Mwahahahaha. Tell Kirk I will kill you all!
Mudd
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your letter
Pavel
Oh. I never meant to hurt him. Please tell him this.
Blondie
PS. What the hell kind of name is Pavel?
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your letter
Blondie
Pavel is Russian.
Pav
PS. I'd rather be called Pavel than Blondie.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
How?
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
I don't know. Just tell him you sword-swinging stupid Japanese person.
Mudd
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To: LookAtMe@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Remember me?
No. And my name is Sulu.
Su.
PS. How's Stella?
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To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Blondie
She bought the excuse. May you die in hell.
Pav :o)
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Blondie
Pav,
I will die in hell. Thank you.
Kirk
PS. What did you put?
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Su?
Oh, so you're a girl?
Mudd.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Su?
No. Su is just Sulu without the lu. Now bugger off, I'm busy.
Su(lu).
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: A Visit?
Wanna come visit me?
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: A Visit?
No. And I'm putting a Fire Wall on the ship's Emails. Haha.
Kirk
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: MailerDemon@Enterprise.com
THE EMAIL ADDRESS'S: SWORDOFTHESAMURI@ENTERPRISE.COM
HUGELIBIDO@ENTERPRISE.COM
ARE CURRENTLY UNDER A FIREWALL PROTECTION. YOUR EMAIL IS DENIED ACCESS TO ANY SUCH SYSTEM. PLEASE CONTACT THE PERSON(S) IN QUESTION IF YOU WOULD LIKE FUTURE ACCESS TO THIS EMAILING SYSTEM.
THANK YOU
MAILERDEMON, USS ENTERPRISE FIREWALL, ©MICROSOFT CORPORATION, 2290.
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