THE EMAILING SERIES PART SIX: CHAIN LETTERS
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Alania - Glad you liked it. Love the story you're writing with PearlGirl
PearlGirl - Thanks for this idea!
Taskemus - Thanks. And no, I haven't seen the Captain.
Blynneda - Thanks for the Russian advice.
Psychodahlia - Thank you. I pity you when it comes to exams, too.
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TO: CAPTAIN KIRK, USS ENTERPRISE
FROM: ENSIGN LISSIE LOVE, STARFLEET ACADEMY
SUBJECT: CHAIN LETTER
Kirk,
If you do not send this letter to one other person on the bridge, then you will never get laid again. This be a warning.
Liss.
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To: Token_Black_Gal@enterprise.com
From: HUBELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letters
Uhura, Okay, you know how Chain Letters work. Read this and send it to two other people, or else your hair will fall out and your skin will be charred bla.sugar. Where's the back space?
Kirk
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@enterprise.com
CC: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@enterprise.com
Subject: Ok.
Guys,
Okay, you know the drill. Chain letter yadda, yadda, something horrible etc, etc, pass on to three other people, natter, natter and so on.
Uhura :o)
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
CC: The_Flying_Scotsman@Etnerprise.com
BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letters.
Spock, if you don't pass this on to four other people, all of your logic will suddenly disappear. Scotty, if you don't, Scotch will disappear from the Replicator menu and never been seen again. Blondie, if you don't, all of your hair will fall out and you will age rapidly. That'll teach you to make fun of my name.
Pav :o)
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To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@enterprise.com
Subject: Oh!
That meanie Pavel just sent me a chain letter and told me that if I didn't pass it on to four other people then my hair will fall out and I will age rapidly! Help! What do I do?
Blondie I
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Oh!
Omigosh. I don't know. What should you do? I had one of these once and I just had to pass it on, because otherwise it said I'd buy something in Oxfam and like wear it forever! Write him a rude Email, gal!
Blondie II
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: You're so mean and horrible
How dare you do that? How dare you? How would you like if I cut off all your hair, Chekov? I hate you. Leave me alone.
Blondie I
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To: BlondieBimbo@etnerprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your so mean an. . .
Blondie
Well, you shouldn't've made fun of me.
Pavel 0.-
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To: ByeloRhus@enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letter?
Excuse me, Chekov,
But what is a chain letter? And how can my logic disappear over night? That is most illogical. Please explain this.
Spock
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Chain Letter?
See? Your logic's disappearing already.
Pav
***
To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: It didn't
It didn't work. He wouldn't listen to me.
Blondie
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To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
CC: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to interrupt your days, but, as you are aware of, there is a Chain Letter circulating around the ship. To better understand your culture, I am participating. If you do not pass this on to five other people, your lives will become hell. Because I am your ranking officer.
Spock
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: THAT BLOODY CHAIN LETTER OF YOURS!
THANKS A LOT! I NOW HAVE TWO CHAIN LETTERS! I HATE YOU! I'M GOING TO GO TO YOUR ROOM WHEN YOU SLEEP AND I'M GOING TO CUT ALL YOUR HAIR OFF AND THERE'LL BE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Blondie
***
To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: None
I have six chain letters. Don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Etnerpirse.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: None
It's not my chain letter. It's Uhura's.
Pav :o(
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To: ALL HANDS
From: LOGICALBEING@ENTERPRISE.COM
Subject: The Chain Letter
By now I am sure you are all aware that the Chain Letter has reached it's peak: send this to sixty people. I warn you; don't. Delete it.
Spock
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: TheChainLetter@StarFleetAcadamy.com
Subject: Me.
How dare you delete me? How dare you? That's it! I sentence you to spend another series and six feature films with this infernal crew! HAHAHAAHAA!
Chain Letter.
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sorry
I'm sorry I yelled at you. Can we have dinner tonight?
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Dinner
Sorry, I'm all tied up. I have to wash my hair *blink, blink*.
Pav :o)
~~
Alania - Glad you liked it. Love the story you're writing with PearlGirl
PearlGirl - Thanks for this idea!
Taskemus - Thanks. And no, I haven't seen the Captain.
Blynneda - Thanks for the Russian advice.
Psychodahlia - Thank you. I pity you when it comes to exams, too.
~~
TO: CAPTAIN KIRK, USS ENTERPRISE
FROM: ENSIGN LISSIE LOVE, STARFLEET ACADEMY
SUBJECT: CHAIN LETTER
Kirk,
If you do not send this letter to one other person on the bridge, then you will never get laid again. This be a warning.
Liss.
***
To: Token_Black_Gal@enterprise.com
From: HUBELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letters
Uhura, Okay, you know how Chain Letters work. Read this and send it to two other people, or else your hair will fall out and your skin will be charred bla.sugar. Where's the back space?
Kirk
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@enterprise.com
CC: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@enterprise.com
Subject: Ok.
Guys,
Okay, you know the drill. Chain letter yadda, yadda, something horrible etc, etc, pass on to three other people, natter, natter and so on.
Uhura :o)
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
CC: The_Flying_Scotsman@Etnerprise.com
BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letters.
Spock, if you don't pass this on to four other people, all of your logic will suddenly disappear. Scotty, if you don't, Scotch will disappear from the Replicator menu and never been seen again. Blondie, if you don't, all of your hair will fall out and you will age rapidly. That'll teach you to make fun of my name.
Pav :o)
***
To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@enterprise.com
Subject: Oh!
That meanie Pavel just sent me a chain letter and told me that if I didn't pass it on to four other people then my hair will fall out and I will age rapidly! Help! What do I do?
Blondie I
***
To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Oh!
Omigosh. I don't know. What should you do? I had one of these once and I just had to pass it on, because otherwise it said I'd buy something in Oxfam and like wear it forever! Write him a rude Email, gal!
Blondie II
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: You're so mean and horrible
How dare you do that? How dare you? How would you like if I cut off all your hair, Chekov? I hate you. Leave me alone.
Blondie I
***
To: BlondieBimbo@etnerprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your so mean an. . .
Blondie
Well, you shouldn't've made fun of me.
Pavel 0.-
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To: ByeloRhus@enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Chain Letter?
Excuse me, Chekov,
But what is a chain letter? And how can my logic disappear over night? That is most illogical. Please explain this.
Spock
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Chain Letter?
See? Your logic's disappearing already.
Pav
***
To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: It didn't
It didn't work. He wouldn't listen to me.
Blondie
***
To: TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com
CC: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to interrupt your days, but, as you are aware of, there is a Chain Letter circulating around the ship. To better understand your culture, I am participating. If you do not pass this on to five other people, your lives will become hell. Because I am your ranking officer.
Spock
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: THAT BLOODY CHAIN LETTER OF YOURS!
THANKS A LOT! I NOW HAVE TWO CHAIN LETTERS! I HATE YOU! I'M GOING TO GO TO YOUR ROOM WHEN YOU SLEEP AND I'M GOING TO CUT ALL YOUR HAIR OFF AND THERE'LL BE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Blondie
***
To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: None
I have six chain letters. Don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?
Su.
***
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Etnerpirse.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: None
It's not my chain letter. It's Uhura's.
Pav :o(
***
To: ALL HANDS
From: LOGICALBEING@ENTERPRISE.COM
Subject: The Chain Letter
By now I am sure you are all aware that the Chain Letter has reached it's peak: send this to sixty people. I warn you; don't. Delete it.
Spock
***
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: TheChainLetter@StarFleetAcadamy.com
Subject: Me.
How dare you delete me? How dare you? That's it! I sentence you to spend another series and six feature films with this infernal crew! HAHAHAAHAA!
Chain Letter.
***
To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sorry
I'm sorry I yelled at you. Can we have dinner tonight?
***
To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Dinner
Sorry, I'm all tied up. I have to wash my hair *blink, blink*.
Pav :o)