The Emailing Series Part Seven
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To: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
Subject: This cool site I just found. . .
Hey,
You'll never guess what. I found this really neat site on the Web, yeah? And it allows you to create viruses! You thinking what I'm thinking?
Un-Named Guy from Engineering #23
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To: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
From: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: This cool site I. . .
I Virus making site? I dunno. What if we get caught? Kirk'll send us on the next away mission. Our lives will be over! I have an Un named Girl Friend y'know!
FantaFanatic
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
Subject: Viruses.
I heard you talking the other day in the Mess and I couldn't help but overhear the fact that you REALLY hate Ensign Chekov. Wanna get some revenge?
Un-Named Guy from Engineering #23
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Niceness
Hi,
Thinking of being nice to me today?
Bimbo
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Niceness
I was always nice. You were the $&^*.
Pavel
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Too bad
Aw. That's too bad.
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_25%_COMPLETED]
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_45%_COMPLETED]
[VIRUS_UPLOADED]
Sucker.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Ouch.
Did you see what that Virus did to Pav's HTML? It totally screwed the re- initiation process and warped the .dll files out of existence. What a mean blondie.
Uhura
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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: wtf?
Uhura,
I have no idea what you're on about.
I also have no idea what I'm on about.
I've been on duty six days straight now. Kirk keeps forgetting to relieve me, because he's too occupied with this chat room thing named 'Furcadia'*. Weirdo.
Su.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Virus
Um, excuse me? Hello? There is a Virus lose on the System board! And Sulu's been on duty six days now! WAKE UP!
Uhura
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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Virus
Well, that's not my problem yet, is it? I haven't got the virus, have I? Now leave me alone. I'm chatting to a very nice girl from Alaska.
Kirk
PS. Oh, and by the way, Sulu could have excused himself at any time he wanted to. He was just being difficult.
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
Subject: Well?
Well? Did the virus work?
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To: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Well?
Oh yessssss. I saw him just now in the Mess and he threatened to stab me with his fork if I ever went any where near him again. Hah!
Blonide
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: HAH!
HAH! Joke's on you. We all keep backups of each others Email addresses on our accounts. Sucker.
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_25%_COMPLETED] [VIRUS_UPLOADING_45%_COMPLETED] [VIRUS_UPLOADED]
I'll say it again: SUCKER!!!
Pav
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Furcadia
Jim,
I think you're getting a little. . .obsessed by this game, aren't you? I mean, you haven't actually eaten anything in six days. I know I told you you'd put on a little bit of weight, but really. This is ridiculous!
Bones
PS. Rand's getting a little annoyed with you.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your dinner
Captain,
I see you have rejected yet another dinner. Let me tell you a lil' something about me, eh? I hate people who refuse my food. And I mean REALLY hate. So, let me put it to you straight: Eat the %$£*ing food before I hack into your system files and delete Furcadia.
Yours, Yeoman Rand.
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To: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your dinner
Rand,
I have to admit it, even now you've been on the ship as long as I have and I have come to despise you and your bossy attitude, you make a mean Spaghetti Bolognese. Now sod off and leave me to play Furcadia.
Kirk
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
Subject: Plan B
Okay Pavel. Plan B. I hate to do this to him, but . . .wait, no I don't. I hate him! Just do it.
Rand
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Virus
I'm very, very, very sorry Captain. Please don't shoot me.
[VIRUS_WINDOWS_XP_VERSION] [DELETED_FILE_FURCADIA] [DELETING_78%] [FILE_DELETED] [HAVE_A_NICE_DAY]
Pav
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*Furcadia is an online RP where you can talk to other people all around the world. www.Furcadia.com
[A/N] Well, there it is. Part seven. Hmm. I'm thinking of doing Spam (IE Advertisements you shouldn't get in your Inbox because they are weally, weally wude) on my next one. Any ideas?
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To: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
Subject: This cool site I just found. . .
Hey,
You'll never guess what. I found this really neat site on the Web, yeah? And it allows you to create viruses! You thinking what I'm thinking?
Un-Named Guy from Engineering #23
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To: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
From: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: This cool site I. . .
I Virus making site? I dunno. What if we get caught? Kirk'll send us on the next away mission. Our lives will be over! I have an Un named Girl Friend y'know!
FantaFanatic
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com
Subject: Viruses.
I heard you talking the other day in the Mess and I couldn't help but overhear the fact that you REALLY hate Ensign Chekov. Wanna get some revenge?
Un-Named Guy from Engineering #23
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Niceness
Hi,
Thinking of being nice to me today?
Bimbo
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Niceness
I was always nice. You were the $&^*.
Pavel
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Too bad
Aw. That's too bad.
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_25%_COMPLETED]
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_45%_COMPLETED]
[VIRUS_UPLOADED]
Sucker.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Ouch.
Did you see what that Virus did to Pav's HTML? It totally screwed the re- initiation process and warped the .dll files out of existence. What a mean blondie.
Uhura
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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: wtf?
Uhura,
I have no idea what you're on about.
I also have no idea what I'm on about.
I've been on duty six days straight now. Kirk keeps forgetting to relieve me, because he's too occupied with this chat room thing named 'Furcadia'*. Weirdo.
Su.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Virus
Um, excuse me? Hello? There is a Virus lose on the System board! And Sulu's been on duty six days now! WAKE UP!
Uhura
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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Virus
Well, that's not my problem yet, is it? I haven't got the virus, have I? Now leave me alone. I'm chatting to a very nice girl from Alaska.
Kirk
PS. Oh, and by the way, Sulu could have excused himself at any time he wanted to. He was just being difficult.
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
Subject: Well?
Well? Did the virus work?
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To: FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com
From: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Well?
Oh yessssss. I saw him just now in the Mess and he threatened to stab me with his fork if I ever went any where near him again. Hah!
Blonide
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To: BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com
From ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: HAH!
HAH! Joke's on you. We all keep backups of each others Email addresses on our accounts. Sucker.
[VIRUS_UPLOADING_25%_COMPLETED] [VIRUS_UPLOADING_45%_COMPLETED] [VIRUS_UPLOADED]
I'll say it again: SUCKER!!!
Pav
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Furcadia
Jim,
I think you're getting a little. . .obsessed by this game, aren't you? I mean, you haven't actually eaten anything in six days. I know I told you you'd put on a little bit of weight, but really. This is ridiculous!
Bones
PS. Rand's getting a little annoyed with you.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
Subject: Your dinner
Captain,
I see you have rejected yet another dinner. Let me tell you a lil' something about me, eh? I hate people who refuse my food. And I mean REALLY hate. So, let me put it to you straight: Eat the %$£*ing food before I hack into your system files and delete Furcadia.
Yours, Yeoman Rand.
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To: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your dinner
Rand,
I have to admit it, even now you've been on the ship as long as I have and I have come to despise you and your bossy attitude, you make a mean Spaghetti Bolognese. Now sod off and leave me to play Furcadia.
Kirk
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To: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
From: UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com
Subject: Plan B
Okay Pavel. Plan B. I hate to do this to him, but . . .wait, no I don't. I hate him! Just do it.
Rand
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ByeloRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Virus
I'm very, very, very sorry Captain. Please don't shoot me.
[VIRUS_WINDOWS_XP_VERSION] [DELETED_FILE_FURCADIA] [DELETING_78%] [FILE_DELETED] [HAVE_A_NICE_DAY]
Pav
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*Furcadia is an online RP where you can talk to other people all around the world. www.Furcadia.com
[A/N] Well, there it is. Part seven. Hmm. I'm thinking of doing Spam (IE Advertisements you shouldn't get in your Inbox because they are weally, weally wude) on my next one. Any ideas?