[---Skip this part if you want---]
The Emailing Series Part. . .um. . .Eight. Ergh. Senility.
~~
Wow. 20 Reviews? Um. . .okay. Here we go.
Silent Breeze - Thank ya kindly!
Alania - FantaFanatic is made up. Oh, and keep writing Read This Or Else with PearlGirl!
PearlGirl - Thanks for the Ideas! Oh, and Snodgrass, of course. Heehee. (I'll explain a bit later in the Disclaimer to those of you who aren't PearlGirl.)
SLWatson - Not being nasty or anything, but I couldn't care less.
Okies, lets get this show on da road.
~~
To: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
From: LegalRightsETC@SomewhereThatIsntHere.com
Subject: Ensign Snodgrass
IIShameekaII,
Ensign Snodgrass IS NOT YOURS. You CANNOT HURT HIM. You are COMPLETELY UNDER MY POWER! MWAHAHAHAAHA!
Yours,
Someone Who Isn't You.
~~
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. How dare you even think of accusing me of such a thing! I'm offended! How dare you-
Sulu: Just. . .shut up?
Alright wise guy, that's it. Physical for you.
Sulu: Nuts.
Disclaimer #2: And, if you didn't get it from above, SNODGRASS IS NOT MINE! I borrowed him from PearlGirl.
Snodgrass: *Whine*
And now. . .
The Emailing Series Part Eight: Boredom Buster!
To: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Hello Ensign. . .um . . .MyNameIs.
I'm setting up an Away Team to explore the PLANET OF DOOM we are approaching. Consider yourself ear tagged, sucker.
Yours Sincerely
Captain Kirk.
*
To: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Dear Lieutenant Bailey-The-Coward-Who-I-Abandoned-With-Some-Weirdo
I am setting up an Away Mission to the PLANET OF DOOM we are approaching. I need a token coward guy. Consider yourself crying, sucker.
Yours yadda, yadda,
Kirk
*
To: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Dear Mr. O'Riley-who-dissapeared-due-to-budget-cuts-sucker
I am setting up an Away. . .oh, whatever. Get down to the Transporter Room at twelve on Thursday. We need a token patriot and Chekov's lost his voice.
Kirk
*
To: HUGELibido@Enteprise.com
From: AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sucker
Jim,
You've really got to stop calling people suckers. I hear Lieutenant Sulu found his Fencing Foil from where you hid it in the Air-Ducts. And O'Riley's borrowed one of Sulu's duelling pistols. And Snodgrass is. . .getting a lil' clumsier day by day. You have been warned.
McCoy.
*
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: You. . .
Pav,
You haven't lost your voice. I just heard you call Kirk a. . .oh, wait, this is a PG Fan Fic. Sorry.
Sulu
PS. Liar. Now I have to go down there all by myself.
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You. . .
Su,
I know. But do you really expect me to go down there? I hear the Author is going off me a bit ever since she saw 'The Way To Eden'.
Pav
PS. No you wont. I hear Snodgrass is going.
*
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You. . .
Crud.
*
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Away Mission
Captain,
I'm sure there are more. . .Red Shirts out there sir. Please. I beg of you! Don't make me go! Don't!
SNODGRASS.
*
To: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Away Mission
Snotbag,
Don't worry, Author can't kill you. Or PearlGirl would kill Sulu and Pavel in the next Fan Fic she does.
Kirk
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
Subject: Hehe.
Sulu,
Sucker. I just caught a cold. I'm confined to quarters.
Kevin
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
Subject: Haha.
I just caught O'Riley's cold.
Bailey
*
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Token)Black)Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Captain,
May I take Sulu's place on the Away Mission? Pretty please?
Uhura
PS I am not writing this because Sulu has his foil pointed at my back. Hehe. . .OWIES!
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Confinement
Sulu,
Since you threatened Lieutenant Uhura with your stick, you're confined to quarters. Sucker.
Kirk.
*
To: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
CC: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Haha.
I'm not going either. Let's go to the bar and get drunk.
Sulu.
*
To: HIGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
Subject: Hehe.
Kirk,
I am very sorry but you simply cannot take Snodgrass on your Away Mission. Find some other sucker.
IIShameekaII
PS. I am absolutely not writing this because PearlGirl has a gun pointed at me - Ow.
~~
[A/N]: Yup, another instalment. I don't think I like this one. . .but, whatever.
[---Appendix---]
HUGElibido@Enterprise.com - Kirk
LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com - Spock
AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com - McCoy
SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com - Sulu
MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com - Chekov (formerly ByeloRhus)
Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com - Uhura
FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com - Scotty
BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com - One blonde too many
FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com - Some guy
TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com - Two Blondes Too Many
UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com - Some other guy
UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com - Rand
LookAtMe@MuddsPlanet.com - Mudd
BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com - Kevin O'Riley (The Naked Time)
CowardessRules@Enterprise.com - Bailey (The Corbomite Manouver)
The Emailing Series Part. . .um. . .Eight. Ergh. Senility.
~~
Wow. 20 Reviews? Um. . .okay. Here we go.
Silent Breeze - Thank ya kindly!
Alania - FantaFanatic is made up. Oh, and keep writing Read This Or Else with PearlGirl!
PearlGirl - Thanks for the Ideas! Oh, and Snodgrass, of course. Heehee. (I'll explain a bit later in the Disclaimer to those of you who aren't PearlGirl.)
SLWatson - Not being nasty or anything, but I couldn't care less.
Okies, lets get this show on da road.
~~
To: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
From: LegalRightsETC@SomewhereThatIsntHere.com
Subject: Ensign Snodgrass
IIShameekaII,
Ensign Snodgrass IS NOT YOURS. You CANNOT HURT HIM. You are COMPLETELY UNDER MY POWER! MWAHAHAHAAHA!
Yours,
Someone Who Isn't You.
~~
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. How dare you even think of accusing me of such a thing! I'm offended! How dare you-
Sulu: Just. . .shut up?
Alright wise guy, that's it. Physical for you.
Sulu: Nuts.
Disclaimer #2: And, if you didn't get it from above, SNODGRASS IS NOT MINE! I borrowed him from PearlGirl.
Snodgrass: *Whine*
And now. . .
The Emailing Series Part Eight: Boredom Buster!
To: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Hello Ensign. . .um . . .MyNameIs.
I'm setting up an Away Team to explore the PLANET OF DOOM we are approaching. Consider yourself ear tagged, sucker.
Yours Sincerely
Captain Kirk.
*
To: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Dear Lieutenant Bailey-The-Coward-Who-I-Abandoned-With-Some-Weirdo
I am setting up an Away Mission to the PLANET OF DOOM we are approaching. I need a token coward guy. Consider yourself crying, sucker.
Yours yadda, yadda,
Kirk
*
To: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Dear Mr. O'Riley-who-dissapeared-due-to-budget-cuts-sucker
I am setting up an Away. . .oh, whatever. Get down to the Transporter Room at twelve on Thursday. We need a token patriot and Chekov's lost his voice.
Kirk
*
To: HUGELibido@Enteprise.com
From: AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com
Subject: Sucker
Jim,
You've really got to stop calling people suckers. I hear Lieutenant Sulu found his Fencing Foil from where you hid it in the Air-Ducts. And O'Riley's borrowed one of Sulu's duelling pistols. And Snodgrass is. . .getting a lil' clumsier day by day. You have been warned.
McCoy.
*
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: You. . .
Pav,
You haven't lost your voice. I just heard you call Kirk a. . .oh, wait, this is a PG Fan Fic. Sorry.
Sulu
PS. Liar. Now I have to go down there all by myself.
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You. . .
Su,
I know. But do you really expect me to go down there? I hear the Author is going off me a bit ever since she saw 'The Way To Eden'.
Pav
PS. No you wont. I hear Snodgrass is going.
*
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You. . .
Crud.
*
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Away Mission
Captain,
I'm sure there are more. . .Red Shirts out there sir. Please. I beg of you! Don't make me go! Don't!
SNODGRASS.
*
To: MyNameIsSnodgrass@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Away Mission
Snotbag,
Don't worry, Author can't kill you. Or PearlGirl would kill Sulu and Pavel in the next Fan Fic she does.
Kirk
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
Subject: Hehe.
Sulu,
Sucker. I just caught a cold. I'm confined to quarters.
Kevin
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
Subject: Haha.
I just caught O'Riley's cold.
Bailey
*
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Token)Black)Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Away Mission
Captain,
May I take Sulu's place on the Away Mission? Pretty please?
Uhura
PS I am not writing this because Sulu has his foil pointed at my back. Hehe. . .OWIES!
*
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Confinement
Sulu,
Since you threatened Lieutenant Uhura with your stick, you're confined to quarters. Sucker.
Kirk.
*
To: BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
CC: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Haha.
I'm not going either. Let's go to the bar and get drunk.
Sulu.
*
To: HIGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
Subject: Hehe.
Kirk,
I am very sorry but you simply cannot take Snodgrass on your Away Mission. Find some other sucker.
IIShameekaII
PS. I am absolutely not writing this because PearlGirl has a gun pointed at me - Ow.
~~
[A/N]: Yup, another instalment. I don't think I like this one. . .but, whatever.
[---Appendix---]
HUGElibido@Enterprise.com - Kirk
LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com - Spock
AngryDoctor@Enterprise.com - McCoy
SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com - Sulu
MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com - Chekov (formerly ByeloRhus)
Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com - Uhura
FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com - Scotty
BlondieBimbo@Enterprise.com - One blonde too many
FantaFanatic@Enterprise.com - Some guy
TheOtherBlondie@Enterprise.com - Two Blondes Too Many
UnNamedAndNoOneCares@Enterprise.com - Some other guy
UnknownFeminist@Enterprise.com - Rand
LookAtMe@MuddsPlanet.com - Mudd
BlimeyO'Riley@Enterprise.com - Kevin O'Riley (The Naked Time)
CowardessRules@Enterprise.com - Bailey (The Corbomite Manouver)