New authoress on the site!

Hey peoples! I'm a new authoress. Please be nice! Disclaimer: I no own LoK! I wish I did but I don't!

The Lieutenants are sitting round a table, nervous about this new authoress.

Dumah: I hope she isn't like the others we have to put up with!

Me: HIYA!!!

Raz: Oh, hi.*is looking kinda scared* so, you're the new authoress, huh? Bit weird, aren't ya?

Me: *bashes him over the head with squeaky mallet*

Dumah: I think I'm gonna go torture Zephon now.*is grabbed by collar*

Me: YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ZEPHON!!! OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER!!*gives him taste of squeaky mallet*

Zephon: *sniggers* Looks like you got the short end of the stick, brother!

Rahab: O.O

Melchiah: ^.^U I think I'm gonna keep out of this one.

Me: *continues bashing Dumah over head with squeaky mallet*^o^!!!!

Me: Heheh. If you're a Dumah fan, please don't flame. He was trying to hurt my Zeph!