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The Emailing Series Part: Nine: Birthdays!
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A/N: Okay, I know this idea has been done to death, but I bet it hasn't been done to death by meeeeee! I'm gonna kill it! Kill it dead and see if it notices! HAHAHAAHAA!
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Star Of The South: Cool. I bet I'm not so much a Trekkie as you are. . .
Alania: Glad you liked it. I didn't think it was as finny as my previous ones. . .but, hey, thanks!
PearlGirl: Hmm. . .Jim in a ed Shirt. . .*ponders* . . .hmm. . .Anyway, keep writing your Fan Fics too!
Saurons Twin Sister: Thanks. Although, really, I wrote the Appendix for me when I'm writing. . .because my memory is. . .um. . . what was I saying?
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: (It's me, McCoy)
Jim,
Do you have any idea that it's Spock's birthday soon? I didn't know till Rand told me, she didn't know till Pavel told her, he didn't know till Sulu told him, Sulu didn't know till. . .er.. . .you get the picture. Anyway, his birthday's sometime next week.
McCoy
PS. I Love my new Email address. Hehehe. Let's see if the green-blooded pointy eared non-elf notices it, eh?
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Give it back
GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Slicing. . .
Sulu,
How are you going to slice my head off when I have your Fencing Sword?
Pavel^^
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To: ILOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Form: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: (It's me, McCoy)
Bones,
Um. . . .how old is Spock anyway?
Jim
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To: LogicalBieng@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: You
Spock
Um. . . just for the Medical Records. . .how old are you, exactly?
Bones
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You
"Bones"
I have looked over the Medical Records and find no protocol requesting age.
Spock
PS. I am not going to comment on your Email address.
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ILLGOCIALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Wrong
You did Comment on my Email address when you said you weren't going to. Hah. Beat that for logic.
"Bones"
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Hah
Did I mention I also collect Bayonets? Because I do, y'know. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY [PG CENSORED] SWORD BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE [PG CENSORED].
Sulu
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Hah
Hmm . . .tempting over, but no. Now [Censored] off.
Pavel
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGElibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Age
Spock,
As your Captain and your friend, it is simple illogical human behaviour to now your age. Call it curiosity.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Logicalbeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Age
Jim,
Tell me your first.
Spock
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Age
[Souldn't-Be-Censored-But-The-Author-Likes-Playing-With-The-Dash-Key] off.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Birthday
So. . .um, what are we going to do, anyway?
"Bones"
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Pavel. . .
Pavel,
Give Sulu back his Fencing Sword. . .or he's going to blow up the ship.
Scotty.
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
I don't believe you.
Pavel
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
Just read 'Log Entries As Listened to by McCoy'. You'll understand.
Scotty.
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
I would if I had the Internet.
Chekov
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
If you don't have the Internet, how're you Emailing me?
Scotty. . .?
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
Don't try using your stupid engineering technical babble on me. It wont work because I have no idea what you're going on and on about. And tell Sulu to get away from the warp core.
Chekov :o(
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Um. . .
Um. . .I don't know. Throw him the best Surprise Party he's ever had?
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Um. . .I don't know. Throw him the best Surprise Party he's ever had?
Jim, this'll be the only Surprise Party he's EVER had.
McCoy
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Must you down tread everything I say?
Kirk
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: I didn't. . .
Um. . . just to let you know, when I said I would. . .um. . .hurt you with my. . . um, bayonet, I didn't think I'd actually do it. . . hehe. . .
Sulu ;o)
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To: SwordofTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject Re: I didn't. . .
You're dead.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: *Arched Brow*
Thank you for the 'Surprise Party' . . . and, no, I would never want to know what I did when McCoy slipped Romulan Ale into my cocktail.
Spock.
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A/N: So, there you have it, folks! Part Nine!
Oh, and 'Log Entries As Listened to be McCoy' has been updated ;o).
So, let's hear from the people, do you think Pavel should kill Sulu, or just mortally wound him? I'll leave that decision up to you in your reviews . . . be nice.
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The Emailing Series Part: Nine: Birthdays!
~~
A/N: Okay, I know this idea has been done to death, but I bet it hasn't been done to death by meeeeee! I'm gonna kill it! Kill it dead and see if it notices! HAHAHAAHAA!
~~
Star Of The South: Cool. I bet I'm not so much a Trekkie as you are. . .
Alania: Glad you liked it. I didn't think it was as finny as my previous ones. . .but, hey, thanks!
PearlGirl: Hmm. . .Jim in a ed Shirt. . .*ponders* . . .hmm. . .Anyway, keep writing your Fan Fics too!
Saurons Twin Sister: Thanks. Although, really, I wrote the Appendix for me when I'm writing. . .because my memory is. . .um. . . what was I saying?
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: (It's me, McCoy)
Jim,
Do you have any idea that it's Spock's birthday soon? I didn't know till Rand told me, she didn't know till Pavel told her, he didn't know till Sulu told him, Sulu didn't know till. . .er.. . .you get the picture. Anyway, his birthday's sometime next week.
McCoy
PS. I Love my new Email address. Hehehe. Let's see if the green-blooded pointy eared non-elf notices it, eh?
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Give it back
GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!
Su.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Slicing. . .
Sulu,
How are you going to slice my head off when I have your Fencing Sword?
Pavel^^
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To: ILOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Form: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: (It's me, McCoy)
Bones,
Um. . . .how old is Spock anyway?
Jim
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To: LogicalBieng@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: You
Spock
Um. . . just for the Medical Records. . .how old are you, exactly?
Bones
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You
"Bones"
I have looked over the Medical Records and find no protocol requesting age.
Spock
PS. I am not going to comment on your Email address.
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ILLGOCIALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Wrong
You did Comment on my Email address when you said you weren't going to. Hah. Beat that for logic.
"Bones"
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Hah
Did I mention I also collect Bayonets? Because I do, y'know. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY [PG CENSORED] SWORD BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE [PG CENSORED].
Sulu
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Hah
Hmm . . .tempting over, but no. Now [Censored] off.
Pavel
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGElibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Age
Spock,
As your Captain and your friend, it is simple illogical human behaviour to now your age. Call it curiosity.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Logicalbeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Age
Jim,
Tell me your first.
Spock
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Age
[Souldn't-Be-Censored-But-The-Author-Likes-Playing-With-The-Dash-Key] off.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Birthday
So. . .um, what are we going to do, anyway?
"Bones"
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Pavel. . .
Pavel,
Give Sulu back his Fencing Sword. . .or he's going to blow up the ship.
Scotty.
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
I don't believe you.
Pavel
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
Just read 'Log Entries As Listened to by McCoy'. You'll understand.
Scotty.
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
I would if I had the Internet.
Chekov
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
If you don't have the Internet, how're you Emailing me?
Scotty. . .?
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To: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Pavel. . .
Don't try using your stupid engineering technical babble on me. It wont work because I have no idea what you're going on and on about. And tell Sulu to get away from the warp core.
Chekov :o(
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Um. . .
Um. . .I don't know. Throw him the best Surprise Party he's ever had?
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Um. . .I don't know. Throw him the best Surprise Party he's ever had?
Jim, this'll be the only Surprise Party he's EVER had.
McCoy
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Must you down tread everything I say?
Kirk
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: I didn't. . .
Um. . . just to let you know, when I said I would. . .um. . .hurt you with my. . . um, bayonet, I didn't think I'd actually do it. . . hehe. . .
Sulu ;o)
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To: SwordofTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject Re: I didn't. . .
You're dead.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: *Arched Brow*
Thank you for the 'Surprise Party' . . . and, no, I would never want to know what I did when McCoy slipped Romulan Ale into my cocktail.
Spock.
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A/N: So, there you have it, folks! Part Nine!
Oh, and 'Log Entries As Listened to be McCoy' has been updated ;o).
So, let's hear from the people, do you think Pavel should kill Sulu, or just mortally wound him? I'll leave that decision up to you in your reviews . . . be nice.