The Emailing Series Part: Ten
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Review Notes:
Ebony: Wow. Someone asking ME for suggestions. Um. . .I'll get back to ya.
Kaz: I can't tell you. I promised Spock I wouldn't.
McCoy(muttering): Vulcan-pitying-taker-person-whatsit.
Alania: I seem to be high on trying to kill Sulu at the mo, ever since I saw Mirror, Mirror. I think he's just as bad as his counter part.
Star Of The South: Why does everyone except ME make good suggestions? *Slaps IIShameeka'sII hand* bad author! Bad!
Saurons Twin Sister: I know. Main characters always come back to life. Interesting idea though.
PearlGirl: A bayonet is a rifle thingy from way back then *points behind her at her Dad* that has a sword attached to the end. I figured Sulu might have one cos he collects guns. Please keep going with your Holiday series! And your Read This Or Else with Alania! Funniness!
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To: TheAudienceInGeneral@FanFiction.com
From: IIShameekaIIIsBack@FanFiction.com
Subject: Disclaimer.
I do not own Star Trek. Gene knows that, if I did, I would kill off Rand *Grrrrr*.
I also do not own Email.
Or Spam.
IIShameekaII
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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Film
Pav,
Uhura's managed to get a pirate copy of The Matrix VI on DVD! We're gonna watch it tomorrow night at 8pm. Wanna come?
Sulu
PS. DON'T TELL ANYONE OR YOU'LL BE SO DEAD EVEN GENE WOULD FIND IT HARD TO RE-WRITE YOU BACK INTO THE SCRIPT.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: IllogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: None
Sulu,
I heard Pavel talking about your Matrix VI DVD night thingy to Riley. Why can't I come?
McCoy
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: A wee prob. . .
Sulu,
If ye don't let me come, I'll blow up Uhura's DVD console.
Scotty
PS. I aint kidding.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CommitingSuicideReallyRocks@Enterprise.com
Subject: But. . .
Sulu,
I thought you were my best friend! Why can't I come?
Joey
PS. I'm that guy from Naked Time who stabbed myself.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: BlimyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
Subject: But. . .
Nu-uh. I'm your best pal, aren't I Sulu?
Riley
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBing@Enterprise.com
Subject: DVDs.
Mr. Sulu,
Unless you allow myself and T'Pring (who mysteriously turned up yesterday) to attend your film showing, I will personally kill you in 7 years time.
Spock.
PS. I aint kidding.
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
Subject: Aw. . .
Does this mean I can't come either? WAAAAAAAA!
Bailey
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To: MeilinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Grrrr.com
Pavel,
Meet me at the Gym in sixty seconds with a Fencing Foil or I'll personally come over there and slice your head off, stick it on a pipe and worship the dark arts so that you will roast in hell for the rest of eternity. Have a nice day up 'till then.
Sulu.
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To: MeilnkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Thanks!
Gee, thanks Pavel! I've never had so many friends!
Uhura. xx.
[A/N]: It'll be more funny next time, I promise.
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Review Notes:
Ebony: Wow. Someone asking ME for suggestions. Um. . .I'll get back to ya.
Kaz: I can't tell you. I promised Spock I wouldn't.
McCoy(muttering): Vulcan-pitying-taker-person-whatsit.
Alania: I seem to be high on trying to kill Sulu at the mo, ever since I saw Mirror, Mirror. I think he's just as bad as his counter part.
Star Of The South: Why does everyone except ME make good suggestions? *Slaps IIShameeka'sII hand* bad author! Bad!
Saurons Twin Sister: I know. Main characters always come back to life. Interesting idea though.
PearlGirl: A bayonet is a rifle thingy from way back then *points behind her at her Dad* that has a sword attached to the end. I figured Sulu might have one cos he collects guns. Please keep going with your Holiday series! And your Read This Or Else with Alania! Funniness!
~~
To: TheAudienceInGeneral@FanFiction.com
From: IIShameekaIIIsBack@FanFiction.com
Subject: Disclaimer.
I do not own Star Trek. Gene knows that, if I did, I would kill off Rand *Grrrrr*.
I also do not own Email.
Or Spam.
IIShameekaII
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Film
Pav,
Uhura's managed to get a pirate copy of The Matrix VI on DVD! We're gonna watch it tomorrow night at 8pm. Wanna come?
Sulu
PS. DON'T TELL ANYONE OR YOU'LL BE SO DEAD EVEN GENE WOULD FIND IT HARD TO RE-WRITE YOU BACK INTO THE SCRIPT.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: IllogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: None
Sulu,
I heard Pavel talking about your Matrix VI DVD night thingy to Riley. Why can't I come?
McCoy
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: FlyingScotsman@Enterprise.com
Subject: A wee prob. . .
Sulu,
If ye don't let me come, I'll blow up Uhura's DVD console.
Scotty
PS. I aint kidding.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CommitingSuicideReallyRocks@Enterprise.com
Subject: But. . .
Sulu,
I thought you were my best friend! Why can't I come?
Joey
PS. I'm that guy from Naked Time who stabbed myself.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: BlimyO'Riley@Enterprise.com
Subject: But. . .
Nu-uh. I'm your best pal, aren't I Sulu?
Riley
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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBing@Enterprise.com
Subject: DVDs.
Mr. Sulu,
Unless you allow myself and T'Pring (who mysteriously turned up yesterday) to attend your film showing, I will personally kill you in 7 years time.
Spock.
PS. I aint kidding.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: CowardessRules@Enterprise.com
Subject: Aw. . .
Does this mean I can't come either? WAAAAAAAA!
Bailey
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To: MeilinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Grrrr.com
Pavel,
Meet me at the Gym in sixty seconds with a Fencing Foil or I'll personally come over there and slice your head off, stick it on a pipe and worship the dark arts so that you will roast in hell for the rest of eternity. Have a nice day up 'till then.
Sulu.
~~
To: MeilnkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Thanks!
Gee, thanks Pavel! I've never had so many friends!
Uhura. xx.
[A/N]: It'll be more funny next time, I promise.