The Emailing Series Part 11.
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To: PeopleWhoReadThisDrivle@FFnet.com
From: MeOfCourse@ffnet.com
Subject: Disclaimer
Here you are, folks. A nice little Disclaimer. Ehem: Disclaimer.
Thanks for reading.
IIShameekaII
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Moral.
Jim,
Moral is low. Do something about it.
Bones.
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Moral. . .
No.
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Moral
Mr. Spock,
Crew's moral is falling. What do you suggest we do?
Bones
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Moral.
Bones,
I have been reading up on 21st century schools, and, when Moral was low, they'd have non-uniform days. Days where they could go into school wearing whatever they liked. It was mostly based in British schools, where uniform was compulsory.
Spock
PS. Illogical. How can wearing different clothes make you feel better?
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Non-uniform days
Jim,
Howabout a non uniform day? That would be fun.
Bones
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Are you. . .
Bones,
Are you out of your mind? This is a starship! We don't neeeeeeeeeeeed moral, just 100% efficiency. Remember the Corbomite Manouver? Huh? Do you? I don't care about MORAL. I only care about ME and my libido, so stop hounding me already! Do you know how hard my life is? How hard physicals are? And mentals? And understanding Chekov? And keeping Sulu from slicing peoples heads off? And. . .sorry, what was the question? Non-uniform day? Hmm. Sounds like a good idea.
Kirk
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To: ALL CREW
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Non uniform
ALL CREW,
Tomorrow is a non-uniform day. Wear what you like. Uhura, no repetition of chapter one, please.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@Starfleet.com
Subject: Surprise. . .
Kirk,
You will have an inspection tomorrow at 9am. Please be ready.
390.
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Guess. . .
Bones,
Inspector no. 390 is paying us a visit tomorrow. Which is a non-uniform day. I am holding you responsible for this.
Kirk.
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To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Guess. . .
Kirk,
Big surprise. Not.
Bones
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@Starfleet.com
Subject: Your crew appear. . .
Captain,
Your crew appear to be not wearing their uniforms. And, in some cases, not very much else either. Please explain why.
390
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To: Inspector_No_390@StarFleet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your crew app. . .
390,
It was some silly idea of Bones. He said that moral was low so the crew should be able to wear what they like.
Kirk
PS. Regarding the comment "not much else", I don't really mind.
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@StarFleet.com
Subject: Your Idea
Dr. McCoy,
Wonderful idea! This "Non-Uniform Day" has really boosted moral on the ship! I don't know why anyone thought of it before! I'm putting in a Recommendation to StarFleet to make it necessary to have at least five a year!
A Very Impressed 390
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Guess. . .
Nyaa nyaa. *sticks tongue out* *gives you a wedgie* Nyaaa nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[A/N]: Can you believe MY Headmaster's gonna bust our number of Non-Uniform days down to 2 a year? Pfft.
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To: PeopleWhoReadThisDrivle@FFnet.com
From: MeOfCourse@ffnet.com
Subject: Disclaimer
Here you are, folks. A nice little Disclaimer. Ehem: Disclaimer.
Thanks for reading.
IIShameekaII
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Moral.
Jim,
Moral is low. Do something about it.
Bones.
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Moral. . .
No.
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Moral
Mr. Spock,
Crew's moral is falling. What do you suggest we do?
Bones
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Moral.
Bones,
I have been reading up on 21st century schools, and, when Moral was low, they'd have non-uniform days. Days where they could go into school wearing whatever they liked. It was mostly based in British schools, where uniform was compulsory.
Spock
PS. Illogical. How can wearing different clothes make you feel better?
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Non-uniform days
Jim,
Howabout a non uniform day? That would be fun.
Bones
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Are you. . .
Bones,
Are you out of your mind? This is a starship! We don't neeeeeeeeeeeed moral, just 100% efficiency. Remember the Corbomite Manouver? Huh? Do you? I don't care about MORAL. I only care about ME and my libido, so stop hounding me already! Do you know how hard my life is? How hard physicals are? And mentals? And understanding Chekov? And keeping Sulu from slicing peoples heads off? And. . .sorry, what was the question? Non-uniform day? Hmm. Sounds like a good idea.
Kirk
~~
To: ALL CREW
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Non uniform
ALL CREW,
Tomorrow is a non-uniform day. Wear what you like. Uhura, no repetition of chapter one, please.
Kirk
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@Starfleet.com
Subject: Surprise. . .
Kirk,
You will have an inspection tomorrow at 9am. Please be ready.
390.
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Guess. . .
Bones,
Inspector no. 390 is paying us a visit tomorrow. Which is a non-uniform day. I am holding you responsible for this.
Kirk.
~~
To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Guess. . .
Kirk,
Big surprise. Not.
Bones
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@Starfleet.com
Subject: Your crew appear. . .
Captain,
Your crew appear to be not wearing their uniforms. And, in some cases, not very much else either. Please explain why.
390
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To: Inspector_No_390@StarFleet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Your crew app. . .
390,
It was some silly idea of Bones. He said that moral was low so the crew should be able to wear what they like.
Kirk
PS. Regarding the comment "not much else", I don't really mind.
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Inspector_No_390@StarFleet.com
Subject: Your Idea
Dr. McCoy,
Wonderful idea! This "Non-Uniform Day" has really boosted moral on the ship! I don't know why anyone thought of it before! I'm putting in a Recommendation to StarFleet to make it necessary to have at least five a year!
A Very Impressed 390
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Guess. . .
Nyaa nyaa. *sticks tongue out* *gives you a wedgie* Nyaaa nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[A/N]: Can you believe MY Headmaster's gonna bust our number of Non-Uniform days down to 2 a year? Pfft.