The Emailing Series Part Twelve: Written so fast the Keyboard smokes.
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Reviewer Notes:
Agent Web: I'll get typing already! Well, I am, cos this is the next chapter but. . .whatever.
Saurons Twin Sister: You don't get non-uniform days? Ouch.
PearlGirl: The bill will be sent to you for a new keyboard. Please keep going with the Holidays aboard the Enterprise and the Read This Or Else (co- written with Alania, I know).
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To: ThePeople@FanFiction.com
From: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
Subject: Disclaimer and other Fluff.
Just to say I don't own Star Trek cos Gene doesn't like me. :o(
IIShameekaII
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Heeheehee. . .
Kirk,
Heeeheeheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee. . . *cough, cough, sputter* Guess what.
Mudd
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Heeheehee. . .
Mudd,
I look down on your pathetic attempt to make contact with me. How dare you waste valuable surfing time?
Kirk
PS. What?
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To: HUGElibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Re: Heehee. . .
Kirk,
*Huffy* Fine then. If you don't want to hear my AMAZING STORIES then. . .go. . .um. . .surf. Yeah. Surf.
Mudd
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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Mudd
Spock,
*Whining* Harrrrrrrrriiiiiieeessssss hiding something from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Kirk
PS. Please find out what.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Mudd
Jim,
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .no.
Spok
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To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: You
Bones,
Stop hacking Spock's account. It's rude.
Jim
PS. Spock has a C in it.
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To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUIGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hee. . .
Mudd,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tell me what.
Kirk
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: He. . .
Kirk,
There is a Romulan Fleet headed your way.
Mudd
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To: [All Crew]
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: [None]
All Personnel: One word: Crap.
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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: [All Crew]
Subject: Re: [None]
Captain Kirk: Two Words: Say Wha?
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To: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKillUsAll@DeepSpace.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Um. . .
Hello there Mr + Mrs + Miss + Master Romulans,
Wouldn't you rather. . .uh. . .shoot up some innocent colonies or something? We're really not worth it and. . .um. . .crud.
Kirk
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To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKilUsAll@DeepSpace.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Kirk you slime devil,
No, we would not. Mudd is letting us have the Entire Sky Digital Package for just shooting you up a bunch.
The Romulans.
PS. You missed out "Ms".
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To: TheEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKillUsAll@DeepSpace.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Re: Um. . .
Romulans,
I hate to break this to you, but the Sky Digital Package includes. . .Fox Network.
Kirk
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To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKilUsAll@DeepSpace.com
Subject: Thank You
Kirk,
You are our savvier. We owe you.
The Romulans
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[A/N]: And they all live happily -
Scotty: Ehem.
[A/N]: Um, excuse me, but this is The Emailing Series, okay? You can't use script form-
Uhura: Why didn't we get any lines?
[A/N]: Because. . .because. . .
Chekov&Sulu: (V)We thought (v)we (v)were your fa(w)vourite characters!
[A/N]: You are -
Riley&Bailey: Yeah, and we're the ones you like picking on!
[A/N]: Um. . .
AllWhoWereNotIncluded@Enterprise.com: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[A/N]: Sheese. You guys better review, or they'll quit. Seriously.
~~
Reviewer Notes:
Agent Web: I'll get typing already! Well, I am, cos this is the next chapter but. . .whatever.
Saurons Twin Sister: You don't get non-uniform days? Ouch.
PearlGirl: The bill will be sent to you for a new keyboard. Please keep going with the Holidays aboard the Enterprise and the Read This Or Else (co- written with Alania, I know).
~~
To: ThePeople@FanFiction.com
From: IIShameekaII@FanFiction.com
Subject: Disclaimer and other Fluff.
Just to say I don't own Star Trek cos Gene doesn't like me. :o(
IIShameekaII
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Heeheehee. . .
Kirk,
Heeeheeheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee. . . *cough, cough, sputter* Guess what.
Mudd
~~
To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Heeheehee. . .
Mudd,
I look down on your pathetic attempt to make contact with me. How dare you waste valuable surfing time?
Kirk
PS. What?
~~
To: HUGElibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Re: Heehee. . .
Kirk,
*Huffy* Fine then. If you don't want to hear my AMAZING STORIES then. . .go. . .um. . .surf. Yeah. Surf.
Mudd
~~
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Mudd
Spock,
*Whining* Harrrrrrrrriiiiiieeessssss hiding something from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Kirk
PS. Please find out what.
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Mudd
Jim,
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .no.
Spok
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: You
Bones,
Stop hacking Spock's account. It's rude.
Jim
PS. Spock has a C in it.
~~
To: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
From: HUIGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hee. . .
Mudd,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tell me what.
Kirk
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: LookAtMe!@MuddsPlanet.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: He. . .
Kirk,
There is a Romulan Fleet headed your way.
Mudd
~~
To: [All Crew]
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: [None]
All Personnel: One word: Crap.
~~
To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
From: [All Crew]
Subject: Re: [None]
Captain Kirk: Two Words: Say Wha?
~~
To: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKillUsAll@DeepSpace.com
From: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Um. . .
Hello there Mr + Mrs + Miss + Master Romulans,
Wouldn't you rather. . .uh. . .shoot up some innocent colonies or something? We're really not worth it and. . .um. . .crud.
Kirk
~~
To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKilUsAll@DeepSpace.com
Subject: Re: Um. . .
Kirk you slime devil,
No, we would not. Mudd is letting us have the Entire Sky Digital Package for just shooting you up a bunch.
The Romulans.
PS. You missed out "Ms".
~~
To: TheEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKillUsAll@DeepSpace.com
From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Re: Um. . .
Romulans,
I hate to break this to you, but the Sky Digital Package includes. . .Fox Network.
Kirk
~~
To: HUGELIbido@Enterprise.com
From: ThatEvilRomulanFleetThatIsGoingToKilUsAll@DeepSpace.com
Subject: Thank You
Kirk,
You are our savvier. We owe you.
The Romulans
~~
[A/N]: And they all live happily -
Scotty: Ehem.
[A/N]: Um, excuse me, but this is The Emailing Series, okay? You can't use script form-
Uhura: Why didn't we get any lines?
[A/N]: Because. . .because. . .
Chekov&Sulu: (V)We thought (v)we (v)were your fa(w)vourite characters!
[A/N]: You are -
Riley&Bailey: Yeah, and we're the ones you like picking on!
[A/N]: Um. . .
AllWhoWereNotIncluded@Enterprise.com: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[A/N]: Sheese. You guys better review, or they'll quit. Seriously.