The Emailing Series Chapter Thirteen: Halloween-Special-even-though-it's-
not-Halloween-nor-is-it-anywhere-near-Halloween.
Starring: Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov, Sulu, Uhura and Scotty.
Co-Starring: Chuckie, Alien (from Alien), The Candyman, and loads and loads more! (IE. Red Shirts)
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Disclaimer: A Universal Production. All rights reserved to Universal studios and Gene Rodenbury. And to whoever made the characters listed above.
~~
To: HugeLibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: 13th
Jim,
Are you aware of the fact it's the Thirteenth episode in this series? And that the number 13 is unlucky? Well? Are you?
Bones
~~
To: HugeLibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Thirteenth
Captain,
I do not see why Doctor McCoy is getting so worried about a date on the calendar. Can you please explain to me why?
Spock
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Captain
Pav,
I think the Captain's disappeared. What d'you think?
Sulu
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MeilinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Su,
I think the Candyman got him, seeing as though it is our 13th and all. . .
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Pav,
I know he looks in the mirror a lot but is he really so stupid as to say "Candyman" three times?
Sulu.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Su,
Well, yes. But he does sing Lollipop a lot. . .
Pav
~~
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ChuckieLives@HorrorShow.com
Subject: You
Hey pointy,
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you! Can we play a game?
Chuckie Mwhahahahaahaa. . .
~~
To: ChuckieLives@HorrorShow.com
From: LoicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You
Mr. Mwhahahahaahaa
I am a Vulcan. I do not play games. And you are from a Horror Show. I do not see how it is possible for you to write anything with plastic fingers. You are not logical.
Spock
~~
To: Token_Black_Gal@Entrprise.com
From: HatchlingQueen@InSarahsChest.co.universe.eatme
Subject: *GROWL*
Growl, roar, slobber, *threatening pause*, slobber, spit, growl, roar, *pause*. . .where was I? Oh, right. Roar, clobber, spit, *pause*. . .er. . .line?
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Alien
Doctor,
I've been contacted by an Alien who threatened to slobber on me. What should I do?
Uhura
~~
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Alien
Uhura,
Don't let it slobber on you and try to you and leave an answering machine message? Dammit girl, I'm a Doctor not a Diplomat!
McCoy
~~
To: HatchlingQueen@InSarahsChest.co.universe.eatme
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: *Growl*
Please oh please oh please oh please oh please don't hurt me or eat me or do anything to me or whatever just because I'm the token black gal doesn't mean you can kill me or hurt me or anything I have a contract so there so *sticks tongue out*.
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
Subject: LUKE!
LUKE!
I finally found you! It took me forever but then I put the TV on and there you were!!!!
~~
To: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: LUKE!
I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am not this Luke person. I am just a little Russian. See my Email address.
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
Subject: Re: LUKE!
Luke,
Don't be silly. You have the same hair and the same. . .no, wait, you had sandy hair! You're not Luke! How dare you masquerade as my son! I'll kill you!
~~
To: LukeSywalker@Tatooine.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Plot spoiler
Luke,
Boy, do I have a plot spoiler for you. . .
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamrui@Enterprise.com
From: SonOfSam@MurderersParadise@Enterprise.com
Subject: Mwahahaha. . .
Su,
I'm going to kill you!!!!!
~~
To SonOfSam@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Mwahahaha. . .
Sam,
I'm not a woman.
Su.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamrui@Enterprise.com
From: SonOfSam@MurderersParadise@Enterprise.com
Subject: Murders
I apologise. D'you know any women that need to. . .disappear?
~~
To SonOfSam@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Murders
Hmm. . .Blondie? Could you come here a sec?
~~
You have been watching:
Spock
McCoy
Chekov
Sulu
Uhura
Chuckie
Darth Vader
Son of Sam
Alien
Starring: Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov, Sulu, Uhura and Scotty.
Co-Starring: Chuckie, Alien (from Alien), The Candyman, and loads and loads more! (IE. Red Shirts)
~~
Disclaimer: A Universal Production. All rights reserved to Universal studios and Gene Rodenbury. And to whoever made the characters listed above.
~~
To: HugeLibido@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: 13th
Jim,
Are you aware of the fact it's the Thirteenth episode in this series? And that the number 13 is unlucky? Well? Are you?
Bones
~~
To: HugeLibido@Enterprise.com
From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: The Thirteenth
Captain,
I do not see why Doctor McCoy is getting so worried about a date on the calendar. Can you please explain to me why?
Spock
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Captain
Pav,
I think the Captain's disappeared. What d'you think?
Sulu
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MeilinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Su,
I think the Candyman got him, seeing as though it is our 13th and all. . .
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Pav,
I know he looks in the mirror a lot but is he really so stupid as to say "Candyman" three times?
Sulu.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Captain
Su,
Well, yes. But he does sing Lollipop a lot. . .
Pav
~~
To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com
From: ChuckieLives@HorrorShow.com
Subject: You
Hey pointy,
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you! Can we play a game?
Chuckie Mwhahahahaahaa. . .
~~
To: ChuckieLives@HorrorShow.com
From: LoicalBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: You
Mr. Mwhahahahaahaa
I am a Vulcan. I do not play games. And you are from a Horror Show. I do not see how it is possible for you to write anything with plastic fingers. You are not logical.
Spock
~~
To: Token_Black_Gal@Entrprise.com
From: HatchlingQueen@InSarahsChest.co.universe.eatme
Subject: *GROWL*
Growl, roar, slobber, *threatening pause*, slobber, spit, growl, roar, *pause*. . .where was I? Oh, right. Roar, clobber, spit, *pause*. . .er. . .line?
~~
To: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Alien
Doctor,
I've been contacted by an Alien who threatened to slobber on me. What should I do?
Uhura
~~
To: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
From: ILLOGICALBeing@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Alien
Uhura,
Don't let it slobber on you and try to you and leave an answering machine message? Dammit girl, I'm a Doctor not a Diplomat!
McCoy
~~
To: HatchlingQueen@InSarahsChest.co.universe.eatme
From: Token_Black_Gal@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: *Growl*
Please oh please oh please oh please oh please don't hurt me or eat me or do anything to me or whatever just because I'm the token black gal doesn't mean you can kill me or hurt me or anything I have a contract so there so *sticks tongue out*.
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
Subject: LUKE!
LUKE!
I finally found you! It took me forever but then I put the TV on and there you were!!!!
~~
To: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: LUKE!
I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am not this Luke person. I am just a little Russian. See my Email address.
~~
To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com
Subject: Re: LUKE!
Luke,
Don't be silly. You have the same hair and the same. . .no, wait, you had sandy hair! You're not Luke! How dare you masquerade as my son! I'll kill you!
~~
To: LukeSywalker@Tatooine.com
From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com
Subject: Plot spoiler
Luke,
Boy, do I have a plot spoiler for you. . .
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamrui@Enterprise.com
From: SonOfSam@MurderersParadise@Enterprise.com
Subject: Mwahahaha. . .
Su,
I'm going to kill you!!!!!
~~
To SonOfSam@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Mwahahaha. . .
Sam,
I'm not a woman.
Su.
~~
To: SwordOfTheSamrui@Enterprise.com
From: SonOfSam@MurderersParadise@Enterprise.com
Subject: Murders
I apologise. D'you know any women that need to. . .disappear?
~~
To SonOfSam@Enterprise.com
From: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com
Subject: Re: Murders
Hmm. . .Blondie? Could you come here a sec?
~~
You have been watching:
Spock
McCoy
Chekov
Sulu
Uhura
Chuckie
Darth Vader
Son of Sam
Alien