The Emailing Series Part 14

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Reviewer Response:

Dixie: - Thank you.

PearlGirl: - Great suggestion! Although he might get vig jealousy. . .sorry for getting that song stuck in your head! Btw, please write a sequel to Read This Or Else with Alania or. . . um. . . I'll think of something.

Kaz: - I do have to have the previous chapters of the Emailing Series up when I'm writing this. . . especially the one with the appendix!

Silent Breeze: - Yes. The hunt for Jim continues. Emailing Series: Part 14.

Alania: - Chuckie and Son of Sam are really old (well, the sixties. . .) Alien is a really. . .weird, gory film about. . .Aliens. . .heheh. Isn't it funny how everyone likes Darth Vader more than the actual Star Trek Characters?

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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com

From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

Subject: You

Mr. Spock,

You do realise now that because we can't find Kirk you're Captain, right?

Chekov

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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

Subject: LUKE!

Son, look, leave those losers and that badly budgeted TV series behind and we can rule the Universe together, father and son!

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To: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: LUKE!

Are you Russian?

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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

Subject: Re: LUKE!

Er. . .no, does that matter?

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To: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: LUKE!

Then you are no father of mine. And don't you remember the last Chapter? I'm not Luke, for friggin' frog's sake!

CHEKOV

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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

From: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

Subject: Yeah, but. . .

Yeah, but Luke wouldn't come, so I thought I'd get his look alike.

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To: VadersWorld@TheEmpire.com

From: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: Yeah. . .

Well, try my Mirror counterpart. He's conveniently evil, but ever-so- slightly-wimpy too. His Email's CossakHunter@ISSEnterprise.com .

Chekov

PS. Good luck.

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To: MelinkiRhus@Enterprise.com

From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: You

Mr. Chekov,

I do not take suggestions from Navigators who can't even say 'vessel' right.

Spock.

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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com

From: SwordofTheSamuri@Enterprise.com

Subject: Spock

Uhura,

Have you noticed Spock being a little conveniently evil today? And since when did he have a beard?

Su.

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To: SwordOfTheSamuri@Enterprise.com

From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: Spock

Yes. And you're not on the Bridge. But some guy who looks almost exactly like you whose wearing a Red Shirt and has a scar. . . . . . . . . . . . .oh dear.

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To: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com

From: ReadyToKill@Enterprise.com

Subject: You

Uhura,

Since when did you wear a dress? And since when did you do anything important? And since when did you have that stupid Email address?

Su.

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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com

From: TokenBlackGal@Enterprise.com

Subject: HELP ME YOU STUPID VULCAN WHOSE ACTUALLY YOUR MIRROR COUNTERPART BUT OH WELL!

Spock,

Please execute Sulu (the one in the Red Shirt) under General Order 2.6: Any crewmember wearing a Red Shirt must be dead by the end of a Chapter.

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To: ReadyToKill@Enterprise.com

From: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com

Subject: None

Die.

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To: LogicalBeing@Enterprise.com

From: ReadyToKill@Enterprise.com

Subject: Re: None

GAK!

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To: AllCrew

From: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com

Subject: Me (what else?)

Hi. I've been on shore leave. What I miss?

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To: HUGELibido@Enterprise.com

From: AllCrew

Subject: Re: Me (What else?)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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[A/N]: Whoo! On to Chapter Fifteen another time. Okay. Just a little extra: On my biopage are a list of stories I'm thinking of writing up next. If you want, have a looksie and tell me which one I should write next! And I'll update this quicker next time, soz.