Hide and Seek

BRITNEY BASHING AHEAD – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Disclaimer: The day I own any of these shows will be the day Britney Spears and Dreamstreet are run out of business. ::sighs:: And as long as we're dreaming… I'd like a million dollars. No? Ah well…

AN from Candice: If any of you want to join the I Love Ruka fan club, e-mail me!

Com-You Have Mail.

Can-Ok… ::opens:: Wha- DANG!! ::all 58 messages about club::

Prologue after the Prologue

Dija- Hey, all right, we get our own cruise ship!
Candice- The great luxury liner Anime!

Ship's Crew- And how are you going to do that?

::Dija and Candice kick the crew's butt and tie them up at the dock::

Dija- That's how.

Captain- Owie…

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The stars

Ruka, Yaten, Chibi-usa, and Michiru- Sailor Moon

Duo, Quatre, and Heero- Gundam Wing

Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Android 17- DBZ

Jim Hawking- Outlaw Star

Tails, Sonic, Carmen*, and Bandit*- STH (4-eva!!) [* denotes original character]

Keiko, Hope, Eva, Jackie- The real people!

Robyn- the evil fangirl, also real…

CJ and Dija AKA Scarlett Rose Assassin and Arreiyenne, your favorite authors!!

Cameo appearance by- Tenchi Masaki!!

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:: Bandit and Sonic are on stage, facing the audience::

Sonic- Are there any Britney Spears fans in the house?

:: couple hands in the back::

:: Sonic and Bandit withdraw weapons, a large shotgun and a menacing looking glaive, respectively::

Sonic- ::evil grin:: As I was saying, are there any Britney Spears fans in the house?

:: crickets chirp, pin drops::

Bandit- Muuuuch better. We gotta head back to the control tower. Gotta keep a lookout ya know!

Sonic- Catch ya on the flip! Enjoy the show!

::exit, stage left, ala Snagglepuss::

Ch 1. The "I LOVE RUKA" CLUB!!

::Sonic and Bandit in Control Central::

Sonic- Uh, Bandit?

Bandit- Yeah?

S- What *does* that Yaten-guy have that *I* don't?!?!?!?!

B- ::gasps:: Did I hear a bit of jealousy in your tone?

S- ::blushes:: You didn't hear that!!!!

B- ::rolls eyes:: Suuure… But anyway, I'm gonna go downstairs. Another round of "Pull the Ruka" is coming up, and I can't miss it!

---Room: The I love Ruka club---

CJ- Ruka is mine!!

Carmie- No mine!!
Keiko- NO MINE!

Hope- Nooo! MIIINE!

Robyn- MINEMINEMINE!!!

Eva- MIIIIINE!!!

:: 6 way fight over Ruka:: -_-;;

::Tenchi walks in…cracks up…and leaves::

Bandit- Who cares about them? As long as I have my Yaten-chan, I'll be fine.

Dija- Your Yaten-chan? Hardly!!

Keiko- ::jumps out of Ruka fight:: I agree with her. Who do you think you are, saying your Yaten-chan?

Bandit- Whatcha gonna do about it?

Dija- Unleash the secret weapon! Candice! ::pulls her from fight::

CJ- Oi! I was winning!

Bandit- ::scoffs:: Candy? What's a girl named Candy gonna to do me?

CJ- ::growls, runs toward Bandit::

B- Oh, I've seen this before. This is when Carmen gets called…AAAHHHH!!!!

::CJ head-butts Bandit across room::

B- Oh, what happened? ::rubs head::

Dija- You just called her one of the "Forbidden Names". Here's a list. ::pulls out scroll that runs to floor::

---5 minutes later---

Dija- …and last but not least, Meatball Head!

CJ- WHAT?!?!?!

Dija- It was just an example. Go back to fighting!

CJ- Ok. MINE!!!!

Bandit- That's it, I'm going back to Control Central…

---Control Central---

Sonic- What happened? Lost a fight?

Bandit- Shut up…

---I love Ruka room---

CJ- Whatcha doin'?

Dija- Nuthin much…Uh, Candice, who's over there with Ruka?

CJ- O_o

::both turn around to see everyone tied up to various objects and Ruka + Robyn gone::

Dija- ::walkie-talkie:: Bandit, we have a Code R!!!!

Bandit- Sonic! Press "The Button"!!!

::Sonic does so, red lights start flashing and sirens go off::

Voice- Warning: This is not a drill. Will the following please take efficient hiding places- Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Android 17, Jim Hawking, Duo, Quatre, Heero, Jackie, and just in case, Michiru and Chibiusa should hide, too.

End Chapter 1

Afterthoughts: Okay, just so you know. Bandit is a raccoon, and she has a sword. She likes swords. And Carmen is an otter, who has ice powers. Both of them are Arreiyenne's original characters. Great, huh? What would be really great is if all the people who read this would review it, too! So why don't you just click that button right now and send some feedback! Arigatoo, minna-san, hope you enjoyed the first part!