One Sick C'tarl C'tarl + Jim = ?
By:M
(Disclaimer: I own nothing. I mean really, I do own nothing.)
(A/N: Hi. I decided to continue this thingamabober there.)
Jim sneezed and looked evily at Aisha.
She smiled sweetly and held a book up at him.
"What's this?" He asked.
"It's a book of c'tarl c'tarl fairytales."
"I don't want to hear them."
"Well too bad. These fairy tales have been said to cure any illness after hearing them."
"I don't believe you."
"Well, then I'll have to get started with them."
"I'm getting out of bed."
"Oh no you're not," She said, chaining him to the bed and putting duct tape over his mouth.
"You'll hear these fairy tales and like them," she said, holding up her fist, "Or else."
Aisha cleared her throat.
"Story number one...the three c'tarl c'tarls and the big bad red head:
There once were three c'tarl c'tarls who lived in a large mansion. However, they were deathly scared of a big bad redhead who liked to tease and make fun of them.
He'd take out his castor gun and blow up their mansion every week, forcing them to move into a new house.
One day, a moon came near the planet they lived on, so all three c'tarl c'tarls had more power and they killed the big, bad redhead.
the end!" She said.
"Well, what did you think?" She said, taking off the tape on his mouth.
"That sucked. You made it up."
"What?!?" She yelled.
Jim started laughing until he got smacked upside the head.
"Hey!" He said, trying to get his arms free, "What'd you do that for?"
"I said you'd hear them and you'd like them!"
"Well, I didn't."
"So," She said, stroking her chin, "I suppose that means I'll have to read you another story!"
Jim's eyes widened.
"Story number two, Cinderaisha:
There once was a girl named CinderAisha because---
"You're making this up!" Jim yelled out, "This is just Earth fairytales with different characters and different endings!"
Aisha put the duct tape back on his mouth.
"What was that? I didn't hear you, speak up when you're talking!"
"Anyway, getting back to my story, CinderAisha had a problem, her red-headed stepmom was so mean to her. One day, CinderAisha got fed up with it and slashed her mom and killed her THE END!"
"Well," she said, taking off Jim's tape, "What did you think of that one?"
"I didn't like it."
"Well, did you like any of my stories?"
"Not really..."
"What about the one I told you when I was sick...?"
"Um...it was good..."
"You think so?" She said, drawing closer to his face.
Jim gulped, "yeah..."
Their lips were inches apart when...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!" Gene yelled.
Hahaha, what will happen next? Actually, to be honest I don't know, but maybe if you review I will...
Until Next time,
Peace,
~M
By:M
(Disclaimer: I own nothing. I mean really, I do own nothing.)
(A/N: Hi. I decided to continue this thingamabober there.)
Jim sneezed and looked evily at Aisha.
She smiled sweetly and held a book up at him.
"What's this?" He asked.
"It's a book of c'tarl c'tarl fairytales."
"I don't want to hear them."
"Well too bad. These fairy tales have been said to cure any illness after hearing them."
"I don't believe you."
"Well, then I'll have to get started with them."
"I'm getting out of bed."
"Oh no you're not," She said, chaining him to the bed and putting duct tape over his mouth.
"You'll hear these fairy tales and like them," she said, holding up her fist, "Or else."
Aisha cleared her throat.
"Story number one...the three c'tarl c'tarls and the big bad red head:
There once were three c'tarl c'tarls who lived in a large mansion. However, they were deathly scared of a big bad redhead who liked to tease and make fun of them.
He'd take out his castor gun and blow up their mansion every week, forcing them to move into a new house.
One day, a moon came near the planet they lived on, so all three c'tarl c'tarls had more power and they killed the big, bad redhead.
the end!" She said.
"Well, what did you think?" She said, taking off the tape on his mouth.
"That sucked. You made it up."
"What?!?" She yelled.
Jim started laughing until he got smacked upside the head.
"Hey!" He said, trying to get his arms free, "What'd you do that for?"
"I said you'd hear them and you'd like them!"
"Well, I didn't."
"So," She said, stroking her chin, "I suppose that means I'll have to read you another story!"
Jim's eyes widened.
"Story number two, Cinderaisha:
There once was a girl named CinderAisha because---
"You're making this up!" Jim yelled out, "This is just Earth fairytales with different characters and different endings!"
Aisha put the duct tape back on his mouth.
"What was that? I didn't hear you, speak up when you're talking!"
"Anyway, getting back to my story, CinderAisha had a problem, her red-headed stepmom was so mean to her. One day, CinderAisha got fed up with it and slashed her mom and killed her THE END!"
"Well," she said, taking off Jim's tape, "What did you think of that one?"
"I didn't like it."
"Well, did you like any of my stories?"
"Not really..."
"What about the one I told you when I was sick...?"
"Um...it was good..."
"You think so?" She said, drawing closer to his face.
Jim gulped, "yeah..."
Their lips were inches apart when...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!" Gene yelled.
Hahaha, what will happen next? Actually, to be honest I don't know, but maybe if you review I will...
Until Next time,
Peace,
~M