One Sick C'tarl C'tarl + Jim = ?
By: M
Rating: PG-13 (ha ha ha...fuckety fuck fuck with the fuck and a fuck, I can say fuck now and you can do nothing but see it)
(A/N: yeah yeah, I know I haven't updated this in a while, but all good things come to those who wait.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't sue me or else I'll do something...I don't know what, but I will, oh yeah, I will, and you'll be sorry!
Aisha growled.
"I'm going to kill you!" She screamed.
"What?"
"You ruined the moment! Damn you!"
The next day.
Gene moaned in the hospital bed, wearing a full body cast.
Jim laughed.
"Jackass, that's what you get for spoiling the moment."
(And for cursing in a G movie!)
"Spoiling what moment?" He asked, quirking an eyebrow and looking at Jim.
Jim blushed.
"Um...er..."
"And exactly what moment did I spoil between you and Aisha? Would wittle Jim be in wuv?" Gene said, laughing.
Jim cracked his knuckles.
"You know, making fun of someone is not a good idea when you're in a full body cast..."
Later...
The doctor looked at Gene's scans.
"I just don't get it Mr. Starwind, how exactly did you get bruises on your body?"
Gene just groaned.
"Looks like we're going to have to give you another dose of morphine..."
Later that night (because I just feel like it)
Aisha looked at her stew. Jim would love what she was cooking. All it needed now were some spices.
She looked at her spice rack. Which spice sounded good.
Paprika? No...
Pepper? Too original...
Hermaphrodite?
"What's that?" She thought
(A/N: Hermaphrodite is a sex drug that makes you really horny...you can see where this is leading to, can't you? :) )
Aisha shrugged her shoulders and threw the whole thing in. She mixed it up well and put it on the table.
"Jim!" She yelled out, "Dinner's served!"
(a/n: I'll continue this one later after I have gotten your attention, Review and I might have pity on your souls)
Until Next Time
Peace,
~M
By: M
Rating: PG-13 (ha ha ha...fuckety fuck fuck with the fuck and a fuck, I can say fuck now and you can do nothing but see it)
(A/N: yeah yeah, I know I haven't updated this in a while, but all good things come to those who wait.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't sue me or else I'll do something...I don't know what, but I will, oh yeah, I will, and you'll be sorry!
Aisha growled.
"I'm going to kill you!" She screamed.
"What?"
"You ruined the moment! Damn you!"
The next day.
Gene moaned in the hospital bed, wearing a full body cast.
Jim laughed.
"Jackass, that's what you get for spoiling the moment."
(And for cursing in a G movie!)
"Spoiling what moment?" He asked, quirking an eyebrow and looking at Jim.
Jim blushed.
"Um...er..."
"And exactly what moment did I spoil between you and Aisha? Would wittle Jim be in wuv?" Gene said, laughing.
Jim cracked his knuckles.
"You know, making fun of someone is not a good idea when you're in a full body cast..."
Later...
The doctor looked at Gene's scans.
"I just don't get it Mr. Starwind, how exactly did you get bruises on your body?"
Gene just groaned.
"Looks like we're going to have to give you another dose of morphine..."
Later that night (because I just feel like it)
Aisha looked at her stew. Jim would love what she was cooking. All it needed now were some spices.
She looked at her spice rack. Which spice sounded good.
Paprika? No...
Pepper? Too original...
Hermaphrodite?
"What's that?" She thought
(A/N: Hermaphrodite is a sex drug that makes you really horny...you can see where this is leading to, can't you? :) )
Aisha shrugged her shoulders and threw the whole thing in. She mixed it up well and put it on the table.
"Jim!" She yelled out, "Dinner's served!"
(a/n: I'll continue this one later after I have gotten your attention, Review and I might have pity on your souls)
Until Next Time
Peace,
~M